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  • Protect Godly Free Market Health Care

    Fellow True Christians,

    I am proud to report that US health care is now 17% of our GDP (Godly Domestic Product) Praise Jesus! This just goes to show that if an industry is left unregulated it will grow. Praise JESUS!

    I know there are a lot of leftists that whine about medical errors being the leading cause of death and injury in the US. Poppy cock and God Bless Poppy Bush! The only perfect healer was Jesus but you can bet that he has his loving hands in our Godly medical system so the over 1 million who die as a result of medical errors each year were destined to die anyway for their sins.

    If we has some sissy socialist French health care we would only be be spending 6% of our Godly Domestic Product on health care. Clearly we have a superior system. Sure they have less medical errors in their secular atheist Godless health care system that is because Jesus in not their separating the wheat from the chaff like he is here. Jesus would never set foot in France or most of Europe for that matter.

    The socialist World Health Organization ranks US health care 39th but semi-Godly Glenn Beck would disagree (Jesus told me he's gonna stop that crazy Mormon garbage) and so would Godly Shawn Hannity and Sister Ann Coulter. US health care in number one in the world.

    The medical error hoopla is being misrepresented by the Liebrul media. The fact is "medical errors" aka Jesus punishing sinners account for 500 billion extra dollars in revenue. That brothers an sisters is a crystal clear example of the free market in action. When tort reform is passed our Godly doctors and hospitals will be allowed to commit even more medical errors aka exacting God's will on sinners with no fear of reprisals from greedy Joo lawyers.

    Don't believe the lying liebrul lies from secular humanist sites like this http://www.ourcivilisation.com/medicine/usamed.htm

    Jesus has brought forth another punishment for the wicked that is making AIDS look like the sniffles. It's called MRSA. Today is a non True Christain goes to a Godly hospital he stand a 30% chance of contracting MRSA. MRSA is even more Godly than AIDS. It gets all sinners not just homers. MRSA is drug resistant. It is a Godly super bug meting out God's righteous judgment on his enemies.

    Left unfettered by the government US health care has thrived. by 2020 health care will be 25% of our Godly domestic product so long as we don't end up with Obama care.

    Protect our current health care system. It is working perfectly fine. If there were any thing wrong with it Godly W and the GOP (God's Only Party) would have reformed it. If it ain't broke don't fix it!

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012

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    Re: Protect Godly Free Market Health Care

    Of course it is possible to drastically improve the current system. Of course we can get rid of (or control) many diseases by investing in science and technology. Of course a stronger organization and management structure can bring down costs.

    But in our rush to cure disease, aren't we forgetting that we should fix the cause and not the symptoms?

    Let us cure STDs so people can have sinful sex and go to prostitutes without consequence.

    Let us cure HIV/AIDS so that homersexuals can sodomize eachother without consequence.

    Here are two of the many Biblical references:

    Exodus 9:14 For I will at this time send all my plagues upon thine heart, and upon thy servants, and upon thy people; that thou mayest know that there is none like me in all the earth.

    Exodus 15:26 And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the LORD that healeth thee.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      Exactly! Jesus is the true healer and because our health care system is a stunning example of free market capitalism it clearly is the best in the world. Our Godly doctors and health care industry are merely instruments of His will.


      Seeing then that we have a great high priest, that is passed into the heavens, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold fast our profession. For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched with the feeling of our infirmities; but was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin. Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need.” (Hebrews 4:14-16)



      Jesus loves Dick



      Cheney/Palin 2012

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        Re: Protect Godly Free Market Health Care

        In 2004, I bought an appendectomy on eBay for $1278.50. Now THAT'S how our entire health care system should work.... just try getting an appendectomy anywhere north of Panama City for less than $2000. Go ahead, try!

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          Re: Protect Godly Free Market Health Care

          Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
          In 2004, I bought an appendectomy on eBay for $1278.50. Now THAT'S how our entire health care system should work.... just try getting an appendectomy anywhere north of Panama City for less than $2000. Go ahead, try!
          Even if I had to pay 50K of an appendectomy in the US and even if my Aetna only paid a portion and just because they have a much lower infection rate in Panama I would still choose the US because all things considered we have the best health care in the world. Dr Jesus oversee our health care system and if a True Christian were to die form a medical error it is only because he called that True Christian home. Take that Nancy Pelosi!

          Jesus loves Dick



          Cheney/Palin 2012

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          • #6
            Re: Protect Godly Free Market Health Care

            I've been thinking about our fabulous free market healthcare (most profitable in the world!), and how to bring it to those poor unfortunate folks who can't afford to pay their insurance premiums.

            Ever been to a Las Vegas casino and seen the game keno? Kind of like church bingo, but you play against the house instead of the other players. They got this machine with 80 ping-pong balls inside with a number written on each ball. They draw 20 numbers, and you guess in advance which numbers will be drawn. You don't have to choose 20, but you get a bigger payout for the more numbers you play if they hit.



            So why not extend this to healthcare? Allow health insurance companies to charge people $1 minimum to play, and provide full health coverage for life to anyone who guesses all 20 numbers (1 chance in 3,535,316,142,212,180,000). There would be lesser prizes if you play fewer numbers that hit - for example, a carton of cigarettes for guessing 5 out of 5, a free lung cancer operation for guessing 15 out of 15, and so on. Keno odds here.

            This will be a great source of revenue for the insurance companies, and provide the possibility that some lucky winner will never need to worry about healthcare costs again. A classic win-win situation that only our great free-market system could provide.

            Praise Jesus!
            Brother Fred
            Praise Jesus!
            Brother Fred
            CEO, The Uranus Corporation
            Put your faith in Uranus!

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            • #7
              Re: Protect Godly Free Market Health Care

              Some sort of health care lottery would be great. The poor are poor because they gamble. The Almighty's providence will decide who is worthy of health care and health insurance. I just hope there is a clause to not cover pre-existing conditions.

              Jesus loves Dick



              Cheney/Palin 2012

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