The DEMONcrat Platform

[H. Montague Worthington]

I've watched coverage of the DEMONcrat debates on FOX News Channel, and as best as I can understand it, there are elements of their party platform that every single DEMONcrat in the '08 Presidential race agrees on wholeheartedly:

Completely eliminating God from Americans' lives
Surrender in Iraq
Raising taxes through the roof, ESPECIALLY on the rich
Class warfare
Helping Messicans to invade America, steal our jobs and rape our women
Destroying America's EXCELLENT health care system
Creating an entirely homer military
Rationing gasoline
Rationing electricity (except at Al Gore's house, naturally)
Breaking down our doors and taking all our guns
Forced abortions for White people
Brainwashing our children
Making Osama bin Laden the Secretary of Health and Human Services

In a nutshell, that's their policy. They all agree on these points-- the only difference between them is HOW MUCH they hate America.

[Bernal]

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I've watched coverage of the DEMONcrat debates on FOX News Channel, and as best as I can understand it, there are elements of their party platform that every single DEMONcrat in the '08 Presidential race agrees on wholeheartedly:

Completely eliminating God from Americans' lives
It's called "Seperation of Church & State". When you bring one religion into a country, there are going to be numerous problems. You want another Civil War? You want what Iraq has? Then make the United States all believe in the Christian God. None of the candidates are saying that you CAN'T be Christian, most of them ARE Christians, they're just saying that you can't force religion upon people.

Surrender in Iraq
We're fighting a pointless war. Thousands of soldiers are being killed for no reason. Not only should we pull out of Iraq, we should impeach Bush for being the lmost murderous president in history.

Raising taxes through the roof, ESPECIALLY on the rich
Because we KNOW the rich people can't afford higher taxes. Obviously.

Class warfare

Helping Messicans to invade America, steal our jobs and rape our women
Of course, because everyone who is Mexican steals jobs and rapes women. Why don't you brilliant True Christians go work in the meat-packing plants and help out then? If you're so concerned about stolen jobs. America wouldn't be here if it weren't for immigrants, you weren't just planted here or dropped off out of the sky.

Destroying America's EXCELLENT health care system
I just watched on Good Morning America a story about a woman who was in the ER at an L.A. hospital (Martin Luther King, Jr., I believe) dying, because no nurse wanted to help her. She was left unattended for 45 minutes before her death, puking up blood, and under no sort of pain medication or nurse care. Yeah, our health care system IS excellent.

Creating an entirely homer military
The draft is coming to shore, but OH NO, we can't have GAY PEOPLE in the miltary. Stuuuuupid.

Rationing gasoline
Well, yeah, 'cause it's SO cheap and easy to maintain and ship around.

Rationing electricity (except at Al Gore's house, naturally)
Al Gore is still doing more to save the planet than you ever will.

Breaking down our doors and taking all our guns
I don't know about the whole "breaking down our doors" thing, but there DO need to be some gun restrictions. Without them, more Columbines and Virginia Tech shootings will occur.

Forced abortions for White people
Where do "white people" come into it? Abortion happens in any race.
The government can't tell a woman what to do with HER body.

Brainwashing our children
I thought you, as a Christian, would agree with this. Brainwashing seems to run amuck in this religion.

Making Osama bin Laden the Secretary of Health and Human Services
Haha...ha.

In a nutshell, that's their policy. They all agree on these points-- the only difference between them is HOW MUCH they hate America.

Good job. I'm glad you pay attention.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Breaking down our doors and taking all our guns
I don't know about the whole "breaking down our doors" thing, but there DO need to be some gun restrictions. Without them, more Columbines and Virginia Tech shootings will occur.

I'm sorry to burst your bubble but gun restrictions really aren't going to help. Do you believe outlaws listen to laws? No, that's why they are outlaws. If they want to get a gun, they'll get one one way or the other, restrictions or not. And then, the average person whom actually obeys those laws will be left even more defenseless because they can't get a home defense weapon.

I'm not saying the intent is bad, but practically it just doesn't work.

[Bernal]

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Whoops. Sorry I posted twice!

Yes, and I deleted your duplicate. Thanks for wasting our bandwidth by pointing out the obvious.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm sorry to burst your bubble but gun restrictions really aren't going to help. Do you believe outlaws listen to laws? No, that's why they are outlaws. If they want to get a gun, they'll get one one way or the other, restrictions or not. And then, the average person whom actually obeys those laws will be left even more defenseless because they can't get a home defense weapon.

I'm not saying the intent is bad, but practically it just doesn't work.

Finally the yid makes some sense. Praise Jesus there may be a chance for this fool to be Saved yet!

[Bernal]

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I'm sorry to burst your bubble but gun restrictions really aren't going to help. Do you believe outlaws listen to laws? No, that's why they are outlaws. If they want to get a gun, they'll get one one way or the other, restrictions or not. And then, the average person whom actually obeys those laws will be left even more defenseless because they can't get a home defense weapon.

I'm not saying the intent is bad, but practically it just doesn't work.

You're totally right, it's highly illogical. I just feel like SOMETHING needs to be done, especially after reading the letters to the editor in my Newsweek magazine after they ran an issue on the VT shootings.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You're totally right, it's highly illogical. I just feel like SOMETHING needs to be done, especially after reading the letters to the editor in my Newsweek magazine after they ran an issue on the VT shootings.

Oh certainly, everyone should feel angry that these senseless shootings take place and should want to do something to stop them, however as unfortunate as it is, there is no simple answer to solving the issue.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You're totally right, it's highly illogical. I just feel like SOMETHING needs to be done, especially after reading the letters to the editor in my Newsweek magazine after they ran an issue on the VT shootings.

The answer is to prevent chinks like that VT monkey from entering our Godly country. With those slanty eyes its amazing he could hit anything, but japs should never have guns anyway. Ever.

What I'd like to see is a law that says folks have to produce their True Christian™ ID card before they can buy any weapons at all. Only True Christians™ can be trusted with firearms. Chinks aren't Christian, as everyone knows.

[Bernal]

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Oh certainly, everyone should feel angry that these senseless shootings take place and should want to do something to stop them, however as unfortunate as it is, there is no simple answer to solving the issue.

Simple answers tend to never really "answer" the problem anyway.

Even still, gun control should be addressed more to people who WILL abide by the laws, such as some hunters, recreationists, etc. Too many accidental deaths occur because the owner of the gun was not properly trained and things of that nature.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Simple answers tend to never really "answer" the problem anyway.

Even still, gun control should be addressed more to people who WILL abide by the laws, such as some hunters, recreationists, etc. Too many accidental deaths occur because the owner of the gun was not properly trained and things of that nature.

True.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Simple answers tend to never really "answer" the problem anyway.

Well I'll be! We actually agree on something, at least some of the time. "Such-and-such died from a gunshot wound!" Activist: "Take away all guns!". Is it the simplest answer? Sure! Will it work? Absolutely not!

Even still, gun control should be addressed more to people who WILL abide by the laws, such as some hunters, recreationists, etc. Too many accidental deaths occur because the owner of the gun was not properly trained and things of that nature.

I'm amazed -- I can't believe no one else thought of that. Let's only make sure that we teach the RIGHT people not to shoot other people. Sometimes you have to take the good with the bad. Personally, I feel that there are some bad apples out there, but why take it out on the innocent parties? For example: for every one child that shoots up his school, there are 100 other adults out there who just simply need their repeating shotgun to keep the squirrel population down!