[Old Iron Crotch]

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And this is what happens when Feminists are allowed to destroy the family structure. It could all have been so different for poor Dances.

It could have been so different indeed. And I am SO glad that it worked out the way it did!

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Lmao...a gay bomb...what will they think of next.

Hey..wait a minute...if they can make a gay bomb, why can't they make a straight bomb? Just gather up all your suspected homers and drop the bomb on them and POOF. Problem solved. I mean, quick fixes are always happening with the Lord right?

When I first saw the headline for this story I said "Praises! They've finally found a cure!" but was still pleasantly surprised when my imagination and the reality of this article were two different things.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents."

Lmao...a gay bomb...what will they think of next.

Hey..wait a minute...if they can make a gay bomb, why can't they make a straight bomb? Just gather up all your suspected homers and drop the bomb on them and POOF. Problem solved. I mean, quick fixes are always happening with the Lord right?

[Brother Temperance]

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Taking someone else's children ANYWHERE without the parents' permission is unacceptable. If the parents give permission for the kids to go to church with their friends, fine. And parents really have no control over what a child believes or doesn't believe. If parents could control children's beliefs, I would still be Baptist.

And this is what happens when Feminists are allowed to destroy the family structure. It could all have been so different for poor Dances.

[Glendora Christianson]

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We may have spotted the first gay bomb guinea pig...

[Talitha]

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You still haven't explained why a CHILD would need to SIGN anything in order to be a Christian. A child's signature is not legally binding, nor is a profession of faith. Why do you need a paper trail for faith?

Sometimes when a Child is purchased It's wise to get the Childs Signature as well as the original Guardian.

Best price would be for a White Female under 9.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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With an attitude like that it is no wonder that shifty go-betweens and seedy back-water drifters make get into these churches, you don't even leave a paper trail!

Getting into Landover is harder than getting out of East Germany circa 1981, just as God intended.

You still haven't explained why a CHILD would need to SIGN anything in order to be a Christian. A child's signature is not legally binding, nor is a profession of faith. Why do you need a paper trail for faith?

[Wash O'Hanley]

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With an attitude like that it is no wonder that shifty go-betweens and seedy back-water drifters make get into these churches, you don't even leave a paper trail!

Getting into Landover is harder than getting out of East Germany circa 1981, just as God intended.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Allow me to rephrase.
a) Christian children taking their unsaved friends to youth group meetings and having them sign waivers denouncing their previous religions and accepting Christ without their friend's parent's permission.

Taking someone else's children ANYWHERE without the parents' permission is unacceptable. If the parents give permission for the kids to go to church with their friends, fine. And parents really have no control over what a child believes or doesn't believe. If parents could control children's beliefs, I would still be Baptist.
And I still don't understand what purpose having a child sign a waiver would accomplish. S/he either believes or doesn't believe. Of what use is the waiver?

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Allow me to rephrase.

a) Christian children taking their unsaved friends to youth group meetings and having them sign waivers denouncing their previous religions and accepting Christ without their friend's parent's permission.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Ok, how about a quick test to see what your moral compass is like.

What offends you more:
a) Christian children taking their unsaved friends to youth group meetings and having them sign waivers denouncing their previous religions and accepting Christ.

If a person wants to become a Christian, fine with me. But I don't understand the point of having a child sign a waiver.

b) Two homosexual men in a momogomous relationship.

I have no problem with this either.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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So you claim to know what I've seen and haven't seen, even though I was there and you were not? And you expect me to take YOU seriously?

Ok, how about a quick test to see what your moral compass is like.

What offends you more:
a) Christian children taking their unsaved friends to youth group meetings and having them sign waivers denouncing their previous religions and accepting Christ.
b) Two homosexual men in a momogomous relationship.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Perhaps the horror that is you, is so strong that you can even make two raging homers overcome their demonic desires.

You must be very very ugly.

YIC
V

No, it's not that I'm ugly. I'm not super-modell material, nor am I horror movie material - just average.

You just can't admit that you're wrong about homosexuals.

[Brother V]

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So you claim to know what I've seen and haven't seen, even though I was there and you were not? And you expect me to take YOU seriously?

Perhaps the horror that is you, is so strong that you can even make two raging homers overcome their demonic desires.

You must be very very ugly.

YIC
V

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I am so glad that the military is finally thinking outside "the box."

Could you imagine dropping these bombs all across The Middle East? All the ragheads would be dropping their weapons, pairing up, going out to brunch, stopping off at Crate and Barrel for a nice end table, and heading back to their love nests to sing Karaoke dancing real slow in front of their mirrors.

Bang! War over. We win.