[Wash O'Hanley]

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With an attitude like that it is no wonder that shifty go-betweens and seedy back-water drifters make get into these churches, you don't even leave a paper trail!

Getting into Landover is harder than getting out of East Germany circa 1981, just as God intended.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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With an attitude like that it is no wonder that shifty go-betweens and seedy back-water drifters make get into these churches, you don't even leave a paper trail!

Getting into Landover is harder than getting out of East Germany circa 1981, just as God intended.

You still haven't explained why a CHILD would need to SIGN anything in order to be a Christian. A child's signature is not legally binding, nor is a profession of faith. Why do you need a paper trail for faith?

[Talitha]

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You still haven't explained why a CHILD would need to SIGN anything in order to be a Christian. A child's signature is not legally binding, nor is a profession of faith. Why do you need a paper trail for faith?

Sometimes when a Child is purchased It's wise to get the Childs Signature as well as the original Guardian.

Best price would be for a White Female under 9.

[Glendora Christianson]

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We may have spotted the first gay bomb guinea pig...

[Brother Temperance]

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Taking someone else's children ANYWHERE without the parents' permission is unacceptable. If the parents give permission for the kids to go to church with their friends, fine. And parents really have no control over what a child believes or doesn't believe. If parents could control children's beliefs, I would still be Baptist.

And this is what happens when Feminists are allowed to destroy the family structure. It could all have been so different for poor Dances.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents."

Lmao...a gay bomb...what will they think of next.

Hey..wait a minute...if they can make a gay bomb, why can't they make a straight bomb? Just gather up all your suspected homers and drop the bomb on them and POOF. Problem solved. I mean, quick fixes are always happening with the Lord right?

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Lmao...a gay bomb...what will they think of next.

Hey..wait a minute...if they can make a gay bomb, why can't they make a straight bomb? Just gather up all your suspected homers and drop the bomb on them and POOF. Problem solved. I mean, quick fixes are always happening with the Lord right?

When I first saw the headline for this story I said "Praises! They've finally found a cure!" but was still pleasantly surprised when my imagination and the reality of this article were two different things.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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And this is what happens when Feminists are allowed to destroy the family structure. It could all have been so different for poor Dances.

It could have been so different indeed. And I am SO glad that it worked out the way it did!