Should monkey worshippers be deported? Guess who said YES!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Every so often, unsaved pieces of trash send me private messages trying to harden my heart against God (you're wasting your time, losers, as He will always have my utmost love and loyalty), and this wonderful quotation from our Godly President Bush the First was included in one of the most recent.

No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.

GLORY! That was President George Herbert Walker Bush, the successor of the Godly President Ronald Reagan and father to our glorious Godly President George W. Bush who said that, sinners! A president of these United States said that atheists should not be considered as citizens, and this is one nation under GOD!
So should we start off slowly by arresting them for working without a green card or illegally voting (and they'd better not try to vote anymore), or should we just end their illegal alien threat by deporting them to Messico and Soviet Canuckistan?
If the DoF wasn't so busy and distracted by mudslims and wicceds, they could have jumped all over this so much earlier and we wouldn't be facing the horrifying threat of "President" Osama Barack or "President" Hitlery Clitongue!

[Kazoo]

Re: Should monkey worshippers be deported? Guess who said YES!

He doesn't like atheists. So? I don't like extremists, but that doesn't mean that they aren't citizens. His word does not equal law in a democratic society, last I checked.

So should we start off slowly by arresting them for working without a green card or illegally voting (and they'd better not try to vote anymore), or should we just end their illegal alien threat by deporting them to Messico and Soviet Canuckistan?

I believe that you are now talking about illegal aliens rather than atheists, dear. Let's try to pick a topic and stick with it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Should monkey worshippers be deported? Guess who said YES!

He doesn't like atheists. So? I don't like extremists, but that doesn't mean that they aren't citizens. His word does not equal law in a democratic society, last I checked.
Have you not been paying attention? Just ask our Godly administration, the president's word IS law!

I believe that you are now talking about illegal aliens rather than atheists, dear. Let's try to pick a topic and stick with it.

As usual, you're not paying attention. Seeing as athyeasts aren't citizens, they are in this country illegally. That makes them illegal aliens.
The best part? As long as they remain athyeasts, they can never get citizenship! The most they can hope for is a green card, so if they want to be Americans, they will HAVE to convert! GLORY TO JESUS ON HIGH! Just when they think they're getting the upper hand, God shows them a whole new way to slap them back down!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Should monkey worshippers be deported? Guess who said YES!

our Godly President Bush the First

... our esteemed President George Herbert Walker Bush is an episcopalian, the Bushes attend the National Cathedral in Washington, which is formally an anglican-episcopal church ... standard for presidents of the united states

our glorious Godly President George W. Bush

... is his son, and also an episcopalian ... at least in the public eye and in matters of protocol :

... what does he believe in private? ... why he's accepted Jesus of course

[Kazoo]

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Have you not been paying attention? Just ask our Godly administration, the president's word IS law!

Uhhuh... care to back that up, perchance?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Uhhuh... care to back that up, perchance?

The boys down in GITMO will be happy to vouch for GWB's ultimate authority.

The DOF is sponsoring free trips down there. Just say the word, fruitcake.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should monkey worshippers be deported? Guess who said YES!

He doesn't like atheists. So? I don't like extremists, but that doesn't mean that they aren't citizens. His word does not equal law in a democratic society, last I checked.

So, you don't think that the democratically elected representative of the people should have the power to make laws in a democratic society?

... is his son, and also an episcopalian ... at least in the public eye and in matters of protocol :

Ye are of your sugar daddy the Devil. He publicly professes to be a United Methodist. You have proven yourself to be a liar.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So, you don't think that the democratically elected representative of the people should have the power to make laws in a democratic society?


He only has part of the power, not absolute sovereignty.

Ye are of your sugar daddy the Devil. He publicly professes to be a United Methodist. You have proven yourself to be a liar.

I thought Landovites considered Methodists false Christians. So why do you fall all over Shrubya?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should monkey worshippers be deported? Guess who said YES!

I thought Landovites considered Methodists false Christians. So why do you fall all over Shrubya?

Friend, have you ever heard of a concept called National Security?

[SUV]

Re: Should monkey worshippers be deported? Guess who said YES!

Oh, I thought you were talking about the messicants, who used to, long ago, Worship some sort of Olmec monkey "God."

But by all means, let's sock it to those nasty athians, too! Would you want your Child to drink from a water fountain used by one of them?

[Sister Noddy]

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(quote by minister noddy

... is his son, and also an episcopalian ... at least in the public eye and in matters of protocol

(quote by Brother Temperance)

Ye are of your sugar daddy the Devil. He publicly professes to be a United Methodist. You have proven yourself to be a liar.

Yes that's true, the president does profess he is a Methodist ... I was pointing out that he & family attend the Washington National Cathedral on important state occasions when the pres's appearance in church is broadcast on TV, and that in general the episcopal church is the church of American presidents ...

Here, I've found something interesting on your 'Who We Are and What We (And God) Believe' page ...

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/beliefs.html

... under 'Baptist Behavior 101 and Fines for Misconduct'

... failure to identify oneself to a church authority, failure to answer a call slip, witchcraft, dancing, and/or skipping, association with Catholics, Presbyterians, Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episkypols, or any other occult activity ...

... hmmm ... interesting that since our Godly Pres George W happens to be a Methodist, he would therefore owe your church, God's favourite church, a fine of $200.00 ...

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Should monkey worshippers be deported? Guess who said YES!

And he paid it, like the honorable man that he is. It cost him so much that he had to stop paying the negro servants for a month and had to get 47 karat gold limo hubcaps instead of 48 k. You should be thankful that you serve such a giving man!

[Sister Noddy]

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hahahaha! good one, Ms Templeton!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should monkey worshippers be deported? Guess who said YES!

And he paid it, like the honorable man that he is. It cost him so much that he had to stop paying the negro servants for a month and had to get 47 karat gold limo hubcaps instead of 48 k. You should be thankful that you serve such a giving man!

I was not aware that I served any man.

[Kazoo]

Re: Should monkey worshippers be deported? Guess who said YES!

The boys down in GITMO will be happy to vouch for GWB's ultimate authority.

The DOF is sponsoring free trips down there. Just say the word, fruitcake.

However; the Guantanamo Bay Naval facility has been accused of numerous human rights violations, breaches in international law, etc. Not entirely the best source to base your argument on.

So, you don't think that the democratically elected representative of the people should have the power to make laws in a democratic society?

By himself? No. As a part of a multi-pronged elective organ? Yes. If he were able to make laws at will then our society would be a good deal more dictatorial than it is today.