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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #1

    Blair leaves office, flirts with Satan

    As we all know, Tony Blair is one of the greatest living Englishmen, right up there with me and Stephen Green. He has been responsible for ensuring that I have had the good fortune to live my entire life under Thatcherite rule, and that the United Kingdom has spent the last five years continually engaged in Holy War against the Mahommedans. No-one can deny his impressive achievements when it comes to protecting us from the nightmare of so-called "civil liberties." So it is with a sense of great sadness that I watch his glorious reign draw to a close, and with even more sadness that I see him begin a perverted and utterly ungodly flirtation with Satan's ambassador on earth.
    Please, feel free to share your thoughts on this momentuous occasion, as the UK loses a leader who was strong and Godly enough to send any number of barbarous Mudslimes to their graves, but also inexplicably failed to outlaw sodomy.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027
      #2
      Re: Blair leaves office, flirts with Satan

      Don't Despair, Good Brother Temperance!

      Despite his successor's rather fun-loving look
      he must be a Man of God. Why, he is the Son of a Preacher Man! A Presbyterian Minister, to be exact.

      All Right, maybe it's not Baptist - but it's a start over there in that God-forsaken place!

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