Dothead Demon Priest To Cast Spell on U.S. Senate!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS is completely unbelievable, and makes Jesus quite enraged. But I suppose it is to be expected once the Nancy Peloskini thugs took over.

Hindu Prayer To Open US Senate

Tuesday 26th of June 2007 History will be created when a Hindu prayer will be recited at the opening of the US Senate in Washington DC on July 12.

Rajan Zed, a Hindu chaplain, told IANS that he had been officially asked to say the prayer. He said he believes this may be the first time any Hindu prayer is delivered in the Senate since its formation in 1789.

Zed is likely to choose the prayer from the Rig Veda, the Upanishads and the Bhagavad-Gita. He said he plans to start and end the prayer with ‘Om’, the mystical Hindu syllable. The full text of the prayer will be included in the Congressional Record.

There are an estimated two million Indian Americans in the US. Followers of Hindu groups like ISKCON may add up to another one million.

‘July 12 will be an illustrious day for all Americans and a memorable day for Indian Americans when prayers from ancient Hindu scriptures will be read in the great hall of democracy,’ Zed said.

Usually, the Senate chaplain delivers the opening prayer but sometimes guest chaplains are invited from all over the country to read the prayer.

Stop the demoncrats!! Keep America Christian!! No Diaperheads in the Senate!! Look at him stealing American dollars!!

[Kazoo]

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Yes, we all know how evil tithes are

And again, America is not technically Christian. The country has no national religion, nor has it ever.

[Talitha]

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Yes, we all know how evil tithes are

And again, America is not technically Christian. The country has no national religion, nor has it ever.

Stealing Money by Brainwashing these gullible Elephant-Boy worshippers is certainly not the same as Tithing or making a Loving donation to Baby Jesus.
We know for a fact that Jesus smiles down on us every time we Tithe.
A good steak would do that baldy walking Skeleton a power of good.

Our America is most certainly Christian through and through. Are you some darn Terrorist Sonny?

[Sista Lateefah]

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It be bad enough that the cow worshipper be stealin' Jesus' money, and that he gonna be goin' up in there to preach his voodoo nonsense - but he wearin' a dress too! Bein' a homer just make him twice as Godless, and ain't nobody gonna be surprised if the Lord pull a Sodom and Gomorrah and smite that whole Senate behind them allowin' this abomination in there! Just anotha sign that we's livin' in the Endtimes.

[Kazoo]

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Stealing Money by Brainwashing these gullible Elephant-Boy worshippers is certainly not the same as Tithing or making a Loving donation to Baby Jesus.
We know for a fact that Jesus smiles down on us every time we Tithe.
A good steak would do that baldy walking Skeleton a power of good.

Our America is most certainly Christian through and through. Are you some darn Terrorist Sonny?

Oh, that made me burst out laughing. It probably shouldn't have, but all the same...

Stealing Money by Brainwashing these gullible Elephant-Boy worshippers is certainly not the same as Tithing or making a Loving donation to CHRIST.
We know for a fact that JESUS smiles down on us every time we Tithe.

Oddly enough, that argument could be made from a good variety of perspectives with equal validity on all sides.

Please cite for me the exact law or proclamation that states that the United States of America not only has a nationalized religion, but said religion is also Christianity.

[SUV]

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Pastor Ezekiel, obviously this "Man" is Angry....but why'd he have to go and steal the chandelier? Does he think it compliments his dress, sort of like a Tiara?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Please cite for me the exact law or proclamation that states that the United States of America not only has a nationalized religion, but said religion is also Christianity.

Massachusetts General Law, Chapter 272, Section 36

"Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior."

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Massachusetts General Law, Chapter 272, Section 36

"Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior."

I'll make sure never to move to Massachusetts then

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Massachusetts General Law, Chapter 272, Section 36

"Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior."

Ah yes, one of those si;y archaic laws that may or may not still be on the books, but are most definitely not enforcable.
And anyway, that's a state law, not federal. And federal law trumps state law when they are at odds. And since the First Amendment says that there is no established religion, individual states cannot mandate one.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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It be bad enough that the cow worshipper be stealin' Jesus' money, and that he gonna be goin' up in there to preach his voodoo nonsense - but he wearin' a dress too! Bein' a homer just make him twice as Godless, and ain't nobody gonna be surprised if the Lord pull a Sodom and Gomorrah and smite that whole Senate behind them allowin' this abomination in there! Just anotha sign that we's livin' in the Endtimes.

It's not a dress, it's a sarong.

And as I recall, Jesus didn't exactly walk all over Palestine in Levi's.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And as I recall, Jesus didn't exactly walk all over Palestine in Levi's.

Oh, as you recall? I suppose you were there?

You know exactly zilch about Jesus, so kindly refrain from spreading lies about Him.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Whenever I need to know something about Jesus, I go here!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Oh, as you recall? I suppose you were there?
I'll clarify - as I recall my childhood Sunday School lessons...



You know exactly zilch about Jesus, so kindly refrain from spreading lies about Him.

So you maintain that he DID walk all over Palestine in a pair of Levi's?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So you maintain that he DID walk all over Palestine in a pair of Levi's?

Of course not. Don't try and put words in my mouth, harlot. I am an authority on Jesus. What He wore is of no importance. He's God after all.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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And since the First Amendment says that there is no established religion, individual states cannot mandate one.

Hogwash.

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Congress—the federal government—has no right to declare an established religion. And who gets the rights that Congress doesn't have?

Amendment X

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

Why, the states do, of course! I shouldn't have expected a liberal to know what the Bill of Rights says, since if you had your way it'd be replaced by the Koran, the Origin of Species, or some David Sedaris book.