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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1

    It's Official: Lesbians For Hellary Launched!

    Well I guess we've all been expecting THIS developement. "Ms." Clinton seems to have a satanic lezbianic magnetism that is drawing thousands of rug-munchers to her support. We all know what she really wants. This photo provided by the DOF says it all.


    WARNING: The video link provided above contains images that are not suitable for women. I'd sure hate to see any more nubile young ladies sucked into the slippery, smelly mess that embodies the Hellary Cliton campaign to destroy America and turn everyone into a homo.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Arethusa
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 284
      #2
      Re: It's Official: Lesbians For Hellary Launched!

      I'd say Hilary is lucky -- the girl's pretty hot! Do the Republicans have any ardent supporters that pretty who want to sleep with them? Last time I checked one of those senator types resorted to hookers.
      Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
      I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
      Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
      Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
      Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.       - Ovid

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        • lilith
          Night Hag
          • Sep 2006
          • 1232
          #3
          Re: It's Official: Lesbians For Hellary Launched!

          Every vote counts!
          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621
              #4
              Re: It's Official: Lesbians For Hellary Launched!

              Originally posted by lilith View Post
              Every vote counts!
              You liberals just don't learn, do you? What about votes cast by elderly gas-chamber-dodging Joos for Pat Buchanan, or impoverished darkies who live in Florida? Last time I checked, not even the left claimed that those votes count.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • lilith
                  Night Hag
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1232
                  #5
                  Re: It's Official: Lesbians For Hellary Launched!

                  Every vote counts.
                  It must be a constant thorn in the side of all right wing Christians.
                  How tragic.
                  In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: It's Official: Lesbians For Hellary Launched!

                      Originally posted by lilith View Post
                      Every vote counts.
                      It must be a constant thorn in the side of all right wing Christians.
                      How tragic.
                      The 2000 presidential election gave lie to that hoary old chestnut.

                      The only vote that counts in Christ's.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • lilith
                          Night Hag
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1232
                          #7
                          Re: It's Official: Lesbians For Hellary Launched!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          The 2000 presidential election gave lie to that hoary old chestnut.

                          The only vote that counts in Christ's.

                          For once Zeke,you're right. Every vote counted - till they ran up against some very dodgy vote counting machines.
                          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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