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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Haitian Earthquake Doubles its Value?

    Well the jews are at it again.

    In a new report penned by pointy-headed liberals who hate Jesus, it is alleged that the recent earthquake sent by God has done twice the damage of the pre-earthquake value of the entire Godless rock. This can only mean one thing: Big jewery is looking for the best angle to squeeze a profit out of God's wrath.

    Look for teary-eyed, heartfelt please from the Democrats to hand over the U.S. Treasury to the poor downtrodden voodoo demons. Look for impassioned speeches at the satanic United Nations demanding that America take on the responsibility of rebuilding that Godforsaken cesspool and handing out food stamps to every coon on the island. But most of all, look for the joo-owned companies to move in and make windfall profits for the next 20 years under the guise of liberal guilt. The joos just love to create new classes of victims, and God's wrath on Haiti offers them a new opportunity to do just that.

    Study: Quake damage twice value of Haiti economy

    PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – Damage from Haiti's catastrophic Jan. 12 earthquake may be twice the value of the country's annual economy, Latin America's main development bank said Tuesday.

    A report by three Inter-American Bank economists found last month's earthquake to be more devastating than the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami was for Indonesia, and five times deadlier than the 1972 earthquake that leveled Nicaragua's capital.

    Economists Eduardo Cavallo, Andrew Powell and Oscar Becerra estimated the magnitude-7 quake wrought damage worth between $8.1 billion and $13.9 billion.

    Haiti produced only $7 billion worth of goods and services in 2008, according to the World Bank.

    "This is just an assessment of damage; it gives no indication of the amount of money to get the country back as if nothing had happened," Cavallo told The Associated Press by phone.

    He said an ongoing assessment will be needed to determine the total amount Haiti needs to rebuild.

    The authors used statistical models based on data complied from about 2,000 natural disasters since 1970 — taking into account estimated death tolls, levels of economic development and other factors — and they caution the study is preliminary.

    They came up with a wide range of potential estimates, including one as low as $4.1 billion.

    But because there is so little precedent for a disaster this size — killing more than 200,000 people and striking directly at the heart of the country's political and economic center — Cavallo said they believe the final figure will be closer to their highest estimates.

    That is devastating news for a country whose economy was faltering before the disaster and is the Western Hemisphere's smallest per capita.

    The Dominican Republic, which shares the island of Hispaniola with Haiti and has a similarly sized population, had a $46 billion economy in 2008.

    Disasters on the scale of Haiti's quake tend to induce long-term poverty that is difficult to reverse.

    In many of the countries studied after their disasters, the authors found, personal wealth remained 30 percent lower 10 years after the events even with large amounts of international aid.
    Let me remind you all, lest you fall for the tricks of the joo, that anyone who donates a penny to "Haitian relief" is damning themselves to hell. Praise Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: Haitian Earthquake Doubles its Value?

    I don't think Sodom and Gomorrah were ever rebuilt after God destroyed them (at least I've not seen them on any map). Haiti should just be abandoned and left in ruins as a reminder of what happens when you make voodoo deals with Satan. Of course, leave it to the joos to make some kind of theme park out of it.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Free Market Fred
      The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2009
      • 803

      #3
      Re: Haitian Earthquake Doubles its Value?

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Look for teary-eyed, heartfelt please from the Democrats to hand over the U.S. Treasury to the poor downtrodden voodoo demons. Look for impassioned speeches at the satanic United Nations demanding that America take on the responsibility of rebuilding that Godforsaken cesspool and handing out food stamps to every coon on the island. But most of all, look for the joo-owned companies to move in and make windfall profits for the next 20 years under the guise of liberal guilt. The joos just love to create new classes of victims, and God's wrath on Haiti offers them a new opportunity to do just that.
      I share your rage, Pastor Zeke. It's outrageous that the Joos are trying to monopolize bailouts to Haiti by the US government. Jews are less than 3% of America's population, but they get a disproportionate share of the corporate welfare. We Christians need to unite and demand our fair share too, according to our numbers.

      You'll be pleased to know that my lobbyists are busily working on this issue as we speak! We expect the no-bid contracts for "rebuilding Haiti" to be awarded before the end of this month.

      By the way, although it's a little early to let the cat out of the bag, so to speak, I just can't resist telling you how we plan to get Haiti to pay us back. You see, our foreign aid has a clause in it saying that if the Haitians default on the loan we are giving them (at 17% compounded annually) to rebuild their country, then we get to keep their country. Not the people of course, who are descended from slaves and thus will be shipped back to Africa. No, we get the real estate, Africa gets the refugees. The entire country will be privatized and renamed Coconut Palms Resort. All the best beaches will have resort hotels and casinos. We've already drawn up the plans.


      Haiti, in the post-negro era
      Praise Jesus!
      Brother Fred
      CEO, The Uranus Corporation
      Put your faith in Uranus!

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12944

        #4
        Re: Haitian Earthquake Doubles its Value?

        I happen to know a couple Mayors in Haiti--met them at international meetings. I reached one on the phone yesterday and asked him, "How's the 'Mayor's business'?" (That's kind of an inside question among Mayors. We all know what it means.)
        "Goot mon, real goot." he said
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Haitian Earthquake Doubles its Value?

          I might be swayed into buying some ocean front quake damaged land at pennies on the dollar. I am not totally against doing something tofor the Hateians.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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