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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    Clinton - 8 Years Later

    Brothers and Sisters. I came across something this morning I found highly disturbing.

    THIS is a class picture of Beltway Elementary in the DC area. What is interesting is that these children were all born during the Clinton Administration.

    They couldn't ALL possibly be his ...... could they? Or all they all Demon Spawns?

    Perplexed, Sister Thumper
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    • Sista Lateefah
      Honorary White Woman.
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2007
      • 522
      #2
      Re: Clinton - 8 Years Later

      Good LORD! Them is the most butt-ugly chillrens I's evah seen in my life!

      You know how Jan Crouch go to them po' countries and look fo' the most ugly chile she can find, then if they accept Jesus into they heart, she give them plastic surgery so they look right? Well, I'mma write her a letter and tell her she needta do that to them chillrens right there, because I does not think Jesus would want that many ugly chillrens ta be gathered in the same room.



      And what do that teacher lady problem be? I does not unnerstand how somebody be able to just stand there and SMILE around all o' thems! I woulda done droppeded to the flo' and screamed in horrah, beggin' the Lord to send me the annointin' so them demon chillrens would get scurred and run away from me!
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      "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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        • Joo
          International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Jun 2007
          • 831
          #3
          Re: Clinton - 8 Years Later

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          Brothers and Sisters. I came across something this morning I found highly disturbing.

          THIS is a class picture of Beltway Elementary in the DC area. What is interesting is that these children were all born during the Clinton Administration.

          They couldn't ALL possibly be his ...... could they? Or all they all Demon Spawns?

          Perplexed, Sister Thumper
          Somehow...that looks shopped.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621
              #4
              Re: Clinton - 8 Years Later

              Originally posted by Joo View Post
              Somehow...that looks shopped.
              Typical Joo. I notice you don't stick your vile, yarmulke-covered head up in this thread, where a brain-wrong pagan is posting poorly-photoshopped JEW propaganda nonstop.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Elmer Christianson
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 133
                  #5
                  Re: Clinton - 8 Years Later

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  Brothers and Sisters. I came across something this morning I found highly disturbing.

                  THIS is a class picture of Beltway Elementary in the DC area. What is interesting is that these children were all born during the Clinton Administration.

                  They couldn't ALL possibly be his ...... could they? Or all they all Demon Spawns?

                  Perplexed, Sister Thumper
                  Sweet Jesus! I'm against abortion, but surely there ought to be some exceptions. Can't that cigar prodding pervert keep his gun in its holster for five minutes??? I sure am glad that our Godly Republicans seem to have better control over their wedding tackle!
                  Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible!

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                    • Homertard
                      Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 668
                      #6
                      Re: Clinton - 8 Years Later

                      Poor children. Being born like that...how? why?

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Clinton - 8 Years Later

                          Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                          Poor children. Being born like that...how? why?
                          That is exactly what we True Christians™ think about you.

                          The answer to your "how? why?" question is simple: God.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Joo
                              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 831
                              #8
                              Re: Clinton - 8 Years Later

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Typical Joo. I notice you don't stick your vile, yarmulke-covered head up in this thread, where a brain-wrong pagan is posting poorly-photoshopped JEW propaganda nonstop.
                              Why thank you for showing me the thread I had not yet noticed. By the way, I'm not really one for hats sorry.

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