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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #1

    Barbara Boxer is Toast!

    Carly Fiorina's bid to become Republican senator for California is in the bag, Brothers and sisters! If you can't see the Holy Ghost at work in this awesome campaign video, then you're blind!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Free Market Fred
    The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2009
    • 803

    #2
    Re: Barbara Boxer is Toast!

    Good catch, Pastor Zeke. I think that all the True Christians here will appreciate this one too:



    I've really go to hand it to Carly - she knows how to run a positive campaign. After all, she could have accused Tom Campbell of being a gay child molester rather than merely a demon. She ought to consider hiring Karl Rove as an advisor.

    Seeing Carly running for the Senate - who would have thought? I actually met her long ago in the 70s after she dropped out of law school and became a receptionist temp worker for Kelly Services. You wouldn't know it now, but she was really a hot chick back in those days. And very popular with the bosses, one of whom told me "she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose."

    I'd pretty much forgotten about her, until I learned how she later took over Lucent Technologies and ran it into the ground, but bailed out just in time with a golden parachute. Then she almost bankrupted HP while giving herself a $60 million bonus plus a Gulf Stream corporate jet, and paid for it all by firing 20,000 workers and outsourcing everything to China and India.

    You've got to admire a woman who can do all that. Just imagine what she'll do for America when she gets into the Senate, though personally I think she'd make an even better Treasury secretary.


    Carly Fiorina, demonstrating with her hand how
    she worked her way up the corporate ladder
    Praise Jesus!
    Brother Fred
    CEO, The Uranus Corporation
    Put your faith in Uranus!

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