God won't allow global warming

[Brother Helge]

Re: God won't allow global warming

Well God better hurry up before the polar bears drown

The polar bears are just alright. We had the coldest winter in decades here in Sweden this season.
By the way - you do know that polar bears can swim, don't you?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God won't allow global warming

I understand it's going to be 'Earth Hour' in a few hours. We're turning on EVERYTHING! I even had 25 1800w floodlights installed on the outside of the house and outbuildings to light up the Earth within a mile of us so everyone can appreciate the Earth more.

I'm happy to do my part.

[JelloBarf]

Re: God won't allow global warming

Well God better hurry up before the polar bears drown

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: God won't allow global warming

Dick Armey has a history of saying things that, while politically incorrect, need to be said, such as referring to you-know-whom as Barney Fag.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God won't allow global warming

If Al Gore wants us to live that way he can sell his jet and a bunch of his houses and go live in a cave.

I bet Obama would love to live in Al Gore's cave too.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: God won't allow global warming

If Al Gore wants us to live that way he can sell his jet and a bunch of his houses and go live in a cave. Maybe then I'd pay attention.

At least our pastors aren't hypocrites.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God won't allow global warming

The only warming these liberals need to worry about it when God destroys the world in flames, just as he lovingly promised in the Bible.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: God won't allow global warming

I just can't figure out why these leftist liberals get their panties in a knot over this global warming hoax. Hey, even if it turns out to be true, what's the big deal? If it gets hot, just turn up the air-conditioning and sip a piña colada while reading the Wall Street Journal - that's what I always do.


Hot day in India: "The piña coladas will be ready in five minutes."

I was reading that the environwackos have a bug up their butts just because nearly all of Bangladesh will disappear underwater by year 2100. I just don't get why this is a problem - not only will the water skiing be better, but all the Bangladeshis can simply get into their yachts and sail away to their villas in Switzerland which, last time I checked, is WAY above sea level.


"Hey mom, where did daddy park the yacht?"

But rather than just adopting these simple solutions, Al Gore wants everybody to stop burning coal and oil and go back to jungle living like Robinson Crusoe. Look, I can understand where Crusoe's coming from - I enjoy vacationing on a tropical island too, which is why I own 2 or 3 of them, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna read by candlelight for entertainment, or go out and hunt birds with a bow and arrow. I'm sure that all of you will agree with me that when you're watching American Idol on the widescreen and you're feeling hungry, the sensible thing to do is whip out the cell phone and call Pizza Hut. If Al Gore wants to survive by digging for clams, that's his business, but he has no right to criticize the American way of life.

Aside from all that, we just can't afford to reduce our carbon footprint. My accounting department has crunched the numbers, and we've found that it would take years to get back any investments in wind, solar or energy conservation. That would devastate CEO bonuses, and shareholders wouldn't stand for it. So forget all this Kyoto Protocol crap. Even if humanity becomes extinct, think of all the money we'll save.

[True Disciple]

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Me too, and I think it's working. It's already 20 degrees warmer here than it was just 2 months ago.

Indeed! Additionally, this morning I spoke a friend of mine who lives on the Gulf Coast, and when I asked him about the sea level, he said it had risen about a meter since three hours ago, and is still steadily rising!

[Brother Enoch]

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Great. And to think of all I've been doing to help speed up global warming.

Me too, and I think it's working. It's already 20 degrees warmer here than it was just 2 months ago.

[Nobar King]

Re: God won't allow global warming

Great. And to think of all I've been doing to help speed up global warming. Even if it doesn't work, at least I know that I'm pissing off the liberals and my next door neighbor.

[Luci Mourningstar]

From another Godly Republican:

DICK ARMEY: What I’m suggesting is we have a sort of an eco-evangelical hysteria going on and it leads me to almost wonder if we are becoming a nation of environmental hypochondriacs that are willing to use the power of the state to impose enormous restrictions on the rights and the comforts of, and incomes of individuals who serve essentially a paranoia, a phobia, that has very little fact evidence in fact. Now these are observations that are popular to make because right now its almost taken as an article of faith that this crisis is real. Let me say I take it as an article of faith if the lord God almighty made the heavens and the Earth, and he made them to his satisfaction and it is quite pretentious of we little weaklings here on earth to think that, that we are going to destroy God’s creation.

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/07/31/armey-pollution-gospel/

My sincere and heartfelt apologies for posting this whorish left wing link, but I could not find this on Fox news.


So many wonderful and wise men are called Dick