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  • HellboundGreaser
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    • Feb 2010
    • 47

    #1

    Orwellian Microchip Implant Mandated by Obamacare!

    It's Orwell's 1984 coming true!!
    The Obama Health care bill under Class II (Paragraph 1, Section specifically includes ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable.” Then on page 1004 it describes what the term “data” means in paragraph 1, section B:
    14 ‘‘( In this paragraph, the term ‘data’ refers to in
    15 formation respecting a device described in paragraph (1),
    16 including claims data, patient survey data, standardized
    17 analytic files that allow for the pooling and analysis of
    18 data from disparate data environments, electronic health
    19 records, and any other data deemed appropriate by the
    20 Secretary”
    What exactly is a class II device that is implantable? Lets see…
    Approved by the FDA, a class II implantable device is a “implantable radiofrequency transponder system for patient identification and health information.” The purpose of a class II device is to collect data in medical patients such as “claims data, patient survey data, standardized analytic files that allow for the pooling and analysis of data from disparate data environments, electronic health records, and any other data deemed appropriate by the Secretary.”
    This sort of device would be implanted in the majority of people who opt to become covered by the public health care option. With the reform of the private insurance companies, who charge outrageous rates, many people will switch their coverage to a more affordable insurance plan. This means the number of people who choose the public option will increase. This also means the number of people chipped will be plentiful as well. The adults who choose to have a chip implanted are the lucky (yes, lucky) ones in this case. Children who are “born in the United States who at the time of birth is not otherwise covered under acceptable coverage” will be qualified and placed into the CHIP or Children’s Health Insurance Program (what a convenient name). With a name like CHIP it would seem consistent to have the chip implanted into a child. Children conceived by parents who are already covered under the public option will more than likely be implanted with a chip by the consent of the parent. Eventually everyone will be implanted with a chip.
    http://www.newworldorderwar.com/micr...ealthcare-bill
    Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinking beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.
  • Free Market Fred
    The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2009
    • 803

    #2
    Re: Orwellian Microchip Implant Mandated by Obamacare!

    Actually, I see this as a positive development, though this particular chip is rather limited in its function. And needless to say, I wouldn't want Obama to be controlling these things (that role should be left to private enterprise).

    I'm happy to report that our Research Department has been developing more advanced microchips that could be used for a wide range of applications. In cooperation with Microsoft, we've prototyped one chip which works with the latest version of Windows. When you're surfing the Internet, the implanted chip in your skull communicates with the computer's built-in wireless technology, identifying you and directing your browser (Microsoft's Internet Explorer, of course) to helpfully pop up advertisements for items similar to those you've bought in the past. Whenever you listen to online copyrighted MP3 music or watch MP4 videos, a license fee will be deducted from your bank account or billed to your credit card - this happens automatically without asking, a great convenience for computer users. If you access dangerous web sites (ie Muslim, liberal, etc), a message alert will be sent to the Department of Homeland Security. Since the chip is implanted in your body, using a friend's computer or a computer at a library or Internet cafe doesn't allow you to hide - we'll always know where you are. This helps to fight terrorism and extract maximum revenue.

    Should you visit a hospital emergency room, the staff only needs to hold a scanner next to your head for a couple of seconds. This will alert your bank to direct the necessary funds to our HMO account. You'll never even receive a bill in the mail - how convenient is that! Of course, if your bank account has insufficient funds and your credit card is maxed out, our sophisticated software will automatically put a lien on your wages and start foreclosure proceedings against your home. If you are truly indigent, the hospital staff will give you a sedative and extract the gold fillings from your teeth, a little-known legal right we recently acquired in the last bank bailout legislation.

    Another great feature of this microchip is that it communicates with Diebold Voting Machines. So when you vote, we'll know who you voted for. If you vote for a liberal candidate, the chip will send you a friendly painful electric shock to admonish you for making a wrong choice.



    Although still in the experimental stage, a more advanced chip design will actually help make decisions for you. For example, when you vote, the chip will flood your mind with positive images of the correct (Republican) candidate, while if you even think about voting for the liberal Democrat, you'll immediately become overwhelmed by a feeling of nausea and revulsion. Supermarkets will also employ the same technology, directing you to purchase correct items like our chemical-laced agribusiness foods rather than all that "organic" garbage grown by hippies. Should you actually pick up and put one of those organic products into your shopping cart, the chip will cause you to start vomiting uncontrollably until you put it back.

    I think that all you will agree, skull-implanted radio-controlled microchips are a great innovation! It's yet another win-win situation for American consumers and the corporations that control their lives.
    Praise Jesus!
    Brother Fred
    CEO, The Uranus Corporation
    Put your faith in Uranus!

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    • Jedediah
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Fisher of Men
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2010
      • 6824

      #3
      Re: Orwellian Microchip Implant Mandated by Obamacare!

      While I agree that this technology in the hands of Big Government would be tantamount to the Mark of the Beast described in Revelations, I see where Free Market Fred is coming from.

      In the capable hands of the Free Enterprise System, advertisements could be directly uploaded as audio/visual signals to the brains of target consumers, lowering the overhead costs that the Captains of Enterprise currently bear. For example, as you brush with Crest toothpaste, messages from competitors and complementary product manufacturers such as Colgate and Oral B with play in your head and flash in front of your eyes. The idea of such efficiency gives me goosebumps.
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: Orwellian Microchip Implant Mandated by Obamacare!

        Given enough memory these chips can hold the entire Bible (KJV1611), along with baptism dates, college degrees, and Saved status. Scanners could be placed at entrances to our gated communities and churches as well – just to keep the riff-raff out.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #5
          Re: Orwellian Microchip Implant Mandated by Obamacare!

          I know it's only a womans point of view, but it sounds too much like the mark of the beast for my comfort.
          Drama queen

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