Obama gives Landover Baptist Forums its own death panel!

[Larry Lee]

This has been in the works for quite some time (h/t Pastor Al for his nonstop lobbying), but I can finally announce that... drumroll.... When healthcare "reform" is passed later today, one of the legislation's saving graces will be the award to Landover Baptist Forums of its own Death Panel!

Yes, we'll get one. This is a big honor for Jesus, Landover Baptist Forums, and True Christians™ everywhere.

I'm just wondering how we can best use our new authority to spread Jesus love to the unfortunate, whose medical needs are but a pale shadow of their spiritual plight.

Don't you think it would be kindest for us to just allow Mexicans and homosexuals to pass gracefully unto their Maker for judgment? That's my thinking, at this point. What's yours?

How can we use our own Obamacare Death Panel to further Christ's love?

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Obama gives Landover Baptist Forums its own death panel!

This has been in the works for quite some time (h/t Pastor Al for his nonstop lobbying), but I can finally announce that... drumroll.... When healthcare "reform" is passed later today, one of the legislation's saving graces will be the award to Landover Baptist Forums of its own Death Panel!

Brother Larry, just want to reassure you that our lobbyists are also hard at work, slipping in a few extra paragraphs into the 2000+pages of this unreadable legislation. Bet them congressmen are gonna be real surprised when they discover that they voted for a $2 trillion bailout of Uranus Corporation and that they ceded the US Virgin Islands to us for use as a corporate country club.


Your tax dollars at work