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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

    I knew that England was a Godless cesspool of sissy-men, but THIS takes the cake. To deny these Godly Christian boys a decent American meal of hot dogs, hamburgers and apple pie is disgusting enough, but to force them to eat a satanic vegan diet, simply to avoid hurting some towel headed terrorist's feelings? That will earn a bunch of folks a special place in hellfire.

    Scouts banned from eating burgers and hot dogs-
    because of "PC" police


    It was the glorious dawn of dibdibdobbing. A hundred years ago Lord Baden-Powell set out with 20 lads, his mission to teach them to hunt, light a fire and build shelter in the great outdoors.

    A century on, it seems the original flame of Boy Scouting is not burning quite so bright.

    For at a jamboree to mark the centenary of that original trip, there is no singing around the glowing embers of the camp fire - because there is no fire.

    And you can't find a singed sausage for love nor money. However, there are veggie burgers aplenty.

    And a large potted plant, around which the Scouts of 2007 can gather and write down thoughts on how to achieve world peace.

    The location is Brownsea Island in Dorset, the starting point of Scouting where Lord Baden-Powell led the first expedition. Those young pioneers caught rabbits and then skinned and cooked them on an open fire.

    Some 300 modern-day Scouts (the word Boy was dropped in the 1960s) settled down to a meal prepared in a 'kitchen marquee' and consisting entirely of vegetarian food - so as not to offend any religious faiths.

    Clare Haines, a spokesman for the Scout Association, said: "It was really to do with religion that we were not able to provide sausages and burgers and all that kind of food.

    "We have been very careful to make sure food is provided to everybody's tastes and beliefs, so no one feels left out.

    "They enjoyed their vegetarian meals, especially vegetable chilli, fresh salads and jacket potatoes."

    She added that campfires had been banned on the National Trust-owned island after a massive woodland blaze 30 years ago.

    However, Claire Barnes, a Scout leader from Rochester, Kent, said: "I can't believe anyone would have a problem with sausages or burgers.

    "I've been involved with the Scouts for 15 years and it's the first time I have ever heard anything like this.

    "We're proud of teaching our children about building fires - it's these basic survival skills which the movement is based on.

    "I can understand why they wanted to make everyone feel accepted but I think that's probably taking things a little too far."

    In the middle of the island stands a huge marquee fitted out with industrial ovens and fridges stocked with vegetarian food.

    There is also an Internet cafe set up with ten lap-top computers to allow home-sick youngsters to keep in touch with their families around the globe.

    The Scouts sleep in single- sex tents scattered around the island and have the use of numerous wash tents and portable lavatories.

    Hundreds of solar powered lights line the walk ways across the island to avoid anyone tripping over tent pegs, and each cluster of tents is illuminated by strings of electric lights powered by generators.
    Since this is in England, I can't understand half of what they're talking about here....
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Sista Lateefah
    Honorary White Woman.
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2007
    • 522

    #2
    Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

    Oooo I know they din't! You never gonna hear about the Godly Boy Scouts of America gettin' caught up in this nonsense. They haves the sense to ban atheists, antigonostics, and homer chillrens from they organizitations. And I knows they wouldn't be listenin' to what some uppity Hindaloo/vagin/PETArd hafta say about what they be eatin'. I also doesn't know what "dibdibdobbing" be and I doesn't wanna know. That word be drippin' with sin!
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    "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      And a large potted plant, around which the Scouts of 2007 can gather and write down thoughts on how to achieve world peace.
      I hope these boys will have enough sense to realise that, if we nuke Towelheadistan, we'll have world peace AND there'll be no restrictions on their meat consumption.
      The Scouts sleep in single- sex tents scattered around the island and have the use of numerous wash tents and portable lavatories.
      What? Surely the decent thing to do is to have one person to a tent, in which case they'd all be single-sex? The fact that they call it "single-sex" suggests there'll be several boys crammed into a single tent. Stuffing boys full of soya and then telling them all to sleep together in the deeply erotic surroundings of the muddy English countryside is a sure-fire recipe for buggery.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Wash O'Hanley
        Debate Moderator (and participant)
        Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
        Louder Than Reason
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2126

        #4
        Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

        I'm pretty sure that the title "Boy Scout" in Englandish-language means something like "Grand Jew of the Homo-Abortion Club" or something. I was in the Boy Scouts as a lad (and as an incredibly overweight adult) and let me tell you that the boy scouts have never been about peace, political correctness, vegetarianism (or any other kind of hippy non-sense) and especially not about conservation... which is why all us Conservatives love it.
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        • ayerea
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          • Mar 2007
          • 117

          #5
          Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

          Hmmm.
          One of my best friends is there right now.
          I wish i was there, 3 weeks of vegetarian food would be nice.
          But even I, as a girl. dont think its a good idea to ban the ideals of scouting, survival, fire building and all that. I was in boy scouts for...about 3 years and despite the fact i dont want to be in it at all. I do find the ideals taught in it are important to future men. It actually teaches them good things. thankfully.
          Open your mind and heart

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #6
            Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

            Excuse me! You are a GIRL and you were in BOY SCOUTS for three years. Is that what you just told me? I am not sure I believe I am reading this.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • ayerea
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              • Mar 2007
              • 117

              #7
              Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

              Yeah. Its all true. (its called Venture scouts you know, girls are allowed in)
              But see im transgendered, so yeah, in the years i was trying to convince myself i was a boy. i was in boy scouts with my friends. And ive quit, because ive stopped lieing to myself.
              And girls are allowed in boy scouts. Legally, they cant be denied entrance.
              Open your mind and heart

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

                Originally posted by ayerea View Post
                Yeah. Its all true. (its called Venture scouts you know, girls are allowed in)
                But see im transgendered, so yeah, in the years i was trying to convince myself i was a boy. i was in boy scouts with my friends. And ive quit, because ive stopped lieing to myself.
                And girls are allowed in boy scouts. Legally, they cant be denied entrance.
                Well then, that is sad and I am not going to pick on you. I would hate to be trapped in someone else's body...Well, maybe not Thumper's, but that's another story entirely.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • ayerea
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                  • Mar 2007
                  • 117

                  #9
                  Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  Well then, that is sad and I am not going to pick on you. I would hate to be trapped in someone else's body...Well, maybe not Thumper's, but that's another story entirely.
                  Thank you for the understanding =]
                  (i can tell you, being trapped in someone else's body is NO fun)
                  Open your mind and heart

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #10
                    Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    Well then, that is sad and I am not going to pick on you. I would hate to be trapped in someone else's body...Well, maybe not Thumper's, but that's another story entirely.
                    I do think Zeke might mind that, however, sir.
                    *snicker*
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #11
                      Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      I do think Zeke might mind that, however, sir.
                      *snicker*
                      If you need someone's business to mind, might I suggest starting with your own?
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843

                        #12
                        Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

                        Originally posted by ayerea View Post

                        But see im transgendered, so yeah, in the years i was trying to convince myself i was a boy ...
                        So what you're telling us is that you are both a vegan and transgendered?

                        Oh boy all I gotta say is good luck on the forum, you are gonna need it.

                        Last edited by Sister Noddy; 08-08-2007, 08:59 AM.
                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #13
                          Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

                          Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                          So what you're telling us is that you are both a vegan and transgendered?

                          Oh boy all I gotta say is good luck on the forum, you are gonna need it.

                          Now now, minister Naughty! It is well known that veganism often leads to gender confusion, and this is a condition which can often be rectified with proper diet and exercise. And we have other programs which can be quite successful, including taking a retreat for several months at one of the hospitals we own in Thailand.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

                            Originally posted by ayerea View Post
                            Hmmm.
                            One of my best friends is there right now.
                            I wish i was there, 3 weeks of vegetarian food would be nice.
                            You don't have to live in a forest and dibdibdob to eat vegetarian food! Just go into your back garden and start chewing on the lawn. See how far that gets you.
                            But even I, as a girl. dont think its a good idea to ban the ideals of scouting, survival, fire building and all that. I was in boy scouts for...about 3 years and despite the fact i dont want to be in it at all. I do find the ideals taught in it are important to future men. It actually teaches them good things. thankfully.
                            It doesn't seem to have done you much good.
                            Originally posted by ayerea View Post
                            And girls are allowed in boy scouts. Legally, they cant be denied entrance.
                            Stuff and nonsense. Legally, can girls be denied entrance to the boys' toilets? Legally, can a Muslim be denied entrance to your little sister?
                            Originally posted by ayerea View Post
                            Thank you for the understanding =]
                            (i can tell you, being trapped in someone else's body is NO fun)
                            Friend, if you don't stop messing around with this pagan gayness, you'll end up trapped in the closet with a pie-stealing child molestor! Trapped in the closet in Hell!
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Sister Noddy
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 1843

                              #15
                              Re: Boy Scouts Forced Into Sin

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

                              Now now, minister Naughty! It is well known that veganism often leads to gender confusion, and this is a condition which can often be rectified with proper diet and exercise. And we have other programs which can be quite successful, including taking a retreat for several months at one of the hospitals we own in Thailand.
                              Isn't Thailand that country where they force-feed skinny women heaps of meat and potatoes, to make 'em fat for their future husbands? Or have I got the wrong country? Maybe I'm thinking of India or somewhere, hmmm ....

                              ... a misinformed noddy
                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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