[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

Thank you brother, but what I ready need is a mind cleansing right now. Snakes is just not something I want with this mental image I have right now of Hillary in very tight pants.

Lord, please easy my suffering.

I feel your pain, brother. Back before I found Jesus, I used to turn to drugs and the demon alcohol to solve my problems. After one especially big crisis, my soul was tormented, and I was suffering from migraine headaches. My mom - bless her heart - tried to help me out by giving me 25 hits of LSD and locking me in a dark closet for 7 hours with a foghorn. That DID get rid of my headache, but it had some unfortunate side effects. I was admitted to the Happydale Home for the Severely Disturbed shortly thereafter.

But during my darkest hour, I found Jesus, and now look at me! I used to be all messed up on drugs. Now I'm all messed up on Jesus. He can help you too.

I'll be praying for you.

Hallelujah,
Buford

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

Holy Cow Brothers and Sisters!

Another "Gay" Republican has been framed

State Rep. Richard Curtis, R-La Center, admitted to having sex with a man he met at an adult video store in Spokane last week, according to a police report released Tuesday afternoon.

The police report contains an account of how Curtis allegedly donned women's clothing, red stockings and a black sequined lingerie top before engaging in a sex act at the store. He then continued to wear them throughout the night under his clothing, the report says.

Source:

http://www.columbian.com/news/localNews/2007/10/10312007_Report-Curtis-admitted-tryst.cfm

Is it just me or do they seem to be getting framed an AWFUL lot latley?

[Star Finder]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

Though I don't believe in the false christian god, I do believe that demons must inhabit the rectums and hearts of these demoncrat politicians and facist stooges that they constantly entrap and entice and enslave the ruling republican class.

I feel for him. I really really need to grab hold of something that will make him, and me, feel better.

oh well.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

Oh my GODDDDDDDDDDD!

Another one! What is happening, is this a joke? Why oh WHY are GODLY Republican men with family values being targeted?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?


[link to blog.nola.com]

iFatta twice detained for lewd conduct in mall restrooms
Posted by The Times Picayune October 04, 2007 9:57PM

Joey DiFatta
By Christine Harvey St. Tammany bureau

St. Bernard Parish Councilman Joey DiFatta, who on Thursday withdrew from the 1st Senate District campaign, has been stopped twice since 1996 for suspicion of engaging in lewd behavior in public restrooms in Jefferson Parish, records obtained by The Times-Picayune show.

DiFatta, 53, acknowledged that reports he had been stopped are true, but he denied any wrongdoing in both cases. He said he was not prosecuted in either case and has no arrest record.
...

Why is GOD forsaking the Republicans? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

Why is GOD forsaking the Republicans? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

I think you're asking the wrong question, Sister Thumper. The real question should be, "Why are some Republicans forsaking God?"

Do you realize that some (fortunately, only a few so far) Republicans DON'T think that homos should all be given the death penalty? And there are a few Republicans who DON'T think that unmarried women caught with birth control pills should be imprisoned. Why, there are even some Republicans who DON'T advocate nuclear war with Iran!

And it gets worse. Satan is trying to infiltrate the Republican Party in still more sinister ways. Have you heard about Ron Paul, the Anti-Christ? He's running for the Republican 2008 presidential nomination, and he opposes the crusade in Iraq! Yes, I know it's shocking sister, but it's true.

God is punishing the Republican Party for drifting away from the teachings of Jesus. Let us not forget the Biblical examples of Sodom and Gomorrah. Or Noah and the Flood. Those who stray from the path of righteousness will be destroyed!

Of course, the Democrats are damned a thousand times over.

Now excuse me while I take my Thorazine and spend some quality time crossdressing, erh, holding my cross while dressing, erh...praying.

YIC,
Buford

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

Oh my GODDDDDDDDDDD!

Another one! What is happening, is this a joke? Why oh WHY are GODLY Republican men with family values being targeted?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?

[link to blog.nola.com]

Why is GOD forsaking the Republicans? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

The poor man's a wop! Can't they just give him credit for all the times he didn't attempt to hump any moving object he could find? I mean, by Eye-tie standards, only being stopped twice in ten years shows an impressive amount of restraint.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

You can really see that things are starting to fall apart in our once-great nation. Look at this:

Man Wins Case Against Funeral Protesters

A Baltimore federal jury awarded nearly $11 million Wednesday to the father of a Marine killed in Iraq, deciding that the family's privacy had been invaded by a Kansas church whose members waved anti-gay signs at the funeral.

It was the first-ever verdict against Westboro Baptist Church, a fundamentalist Christian group based in Topeka that has protested military funerals across the country with placards bearing shock-value messages such as "Thank God for dead soldiers."

They contend that the deaths are punishment for America's tolerance of homosexuality and of gays in the military.

Although Landover Baptist Church is obviously the one true path to salvation, you can see that the Westboro Baptist folks at least have their hearts in the right place. The righteous US Supreme Court needs to reverse the above-mentioned horrible ruling - and if necessary, President Bush should intervene. Enough is enough - where in our Godly Constitution does it say that homers have rights?

repent sinners for the end is near,
Buford

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

Well the worst has happened in at least one case. The Honorable Republican Representative Bob Allen has been found guilty by a jury of being a sodomite, despite his consistent silence on the issue.

Florida state Rep. Bob Allen guilty in bathroom-sex case

VIERA, FLORIDA - State Rep. Bob Allen's troubles may only get worse.

Seconds after he was convicted Friday of soliciting a sex act in a park bathroom, legislative leaders were discussing how to remove him from office.

"This conviction makes it impossible for Rep. Allen to represent responsibly the citizens of his district," Florida House Speaker Marco Rubio said in a statement. "Furthermore, it is my personal belief that it harms the reputation of the Florida House of Representatives. We will now take the appropriate steps."

Allen, R-Merritt Island, who did not testify in his own defense, insisted he is innocent.

"I have done nothing wrong, and my family, my God and my good constituents know that," Allen said as he left the courtroom flanked by his three attorneys. "We're going to continue to seek justice."

The lawmaker is scheduled to be sentenced Thursday for the second-degree misdemeanor charge and could face a maximum 60 days in the county jail and a $500 fine. Prosecutors said after the verdict was announced that they intend to seek jail time.

What is the world coming to, when a God-fearing man can be branded as a queer for the rest of his life, simply on the word of some undercover policeman posing as a sodomite prostitute? Even the original story of his arrest was penned by none other that John Kennedy!

Anyone else smell a New World Order conspiracy?

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

Anyone else smell a New World Order conspiracy?

I certainly do, Pastor Ezekiel. And to add insult to injury, I found this additional bit of news about the case:

Because of the nature of the crime, prosecutors said, Allen would have to undergo testing for sexually transmitted diseases. The results, they said, would be made public.

Obviously, this is a conspiracy. Everybody knows that you can catch AIDS and syphilis from toilet seats (or even door knobs) in public bathrooms. That could happen to anybody who doesn't wear a condom (that's why I always wear a condom when I go to a public bathroom). But the authorities obviously want to publicly humiliate Godly Representative Allen by subjecting him to this humiliating "test." Don't be surprised if the Demoncrats rig the test too.

I'm absolutely infuriated. No doubt that Hilliary and Osama are behind this somehow.

Praying for Rep. Allen,
Buford

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

Well the worst has happened in at least one case. The Honorable Republican Representative Bob Allen has been found guilty by a jury of being a sodomite, despite his consistent silence on the issue.

What is the world coming to, when a God-fearing man can be branded as a queer for the rest of his life, simply on the word of some undercover policeman posing as a sodomite prostitute? Even the original story of his arrest was penned by none other that John Kennedy!

Anyone else smell a New World Order conspiracy?

Well, I'm glad to see that the Speaker of the Florida House of Representatives agrees that queers should be banned from public office, but I'm still shocked and appaled by this travesty of justice. How can Bob Allen be a pervert if he says he's not a pervert? It just doesn't make sense. I suppose the authoritarian Demonrats just threw "innocent until proven guilty" straight out the window.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

I suppose the authoritarian Demonrats just threw "innocent until proven guilty" straight out the window.

It's shocking, isn't it? When a man (especially a Godly Republican) can be convicted of being a homer just because he doesn't admit to being a homer, then political correctness has gone too far. If this ruling is allowed to stand, then the terrorists will have won.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

Well the plot thickens Brothers and sister in Christ. Fox News reports that that notorious liebral newspaper The Idaho Statesman is reporting that they have 4 or 5 professional queerboys who are willing to testify that Senator Craig paid them to engage in sodomy with them, against God's Word. THIS story might turn your Christian stomachs...

Gay Prostitute Who Outed Ted Haggard
Alleges Date With Idaho Sen. Larry Craig

The man who outed Colorado evangelist Rev. Ted Haggard for soliciting him for gay sex is among the latest crop of homosexuals who are claiming to have had suggestive confrontations or outright sex with Idaho Sen. Larry Craig.

Mike Jones, a former prostitute who ended Haggard's career, told The Idaho Statesman that Craig paid him for sex in late 2004 or early 2005. Jones, 50, said the encounter lasted less than an hour and cost Craig $200.

Jones told the paper he recognized Craig, 62, only after the national news picked up a story in August of Craig's guilty plea for a disorderly conduct charge relating to an incident in a men's restroom at the Minneapolis airport in June.

"Once I saw Larry Craig do his news conference, that's when I go, 'My God! That guy came to see me,'" Jones is quoted saying in Sunday editions of The Statesman.

Click here to read The Idaho Statesman article. (Warning: Graphic Content)

The graphic details of the alleged encounter are relayed in the newspaper, which for decades has made Craig's sexual orientation one of its chief investigative projects. The newspaper said it discovered that the date of the supposed meeting between Craig and Jones coincides with several visits Craig made to Colorado in the time between November 2004 and March 2005.

According to the newspaper, Craig spokesman Dan Whiting responded to the allegation by telling Idaho television station KIVI: "Mike Jones is lying in order to sell his book — plain and simple. Larry has never met Mike Jones."

Jones, who has written a book about his experience with Haggard, who was forced out as pastor of New Life Church after the gay affair was exposed, admitted the Craig relationship could help book sales, but told the newspaper he is motivated by the desire to expose hypocrisy by men like Haggard and Craig, who has a consistently anti-gay voting record in Congress.

Jones' account is one of five stories recounted by gay men who say they've had encounters with the Republican senator. Two of the five detail sexual liaisons. The other three stories relay alleged propositions made by Craig.

Craig has denied repeatedly that he is gay but his explanation for what he calls a misunderstanding in the airport restroom stemming from his "wide stance" in bathroom stalls has become a sarcasm-laced excuse for people who deny obvious wrongdoing.

In a television interview in October, Craig's claim that he is not gay shifted much of the public's opinion in his favor, but he is still retiring from office at the end of the 110th Congress. He had originally said he would resign in September but changed his mind after initiating legal proceedings to have his guilty plea scrubbed.

I am so glad that Senator Craig has cleared this up with another official denial issued by his office. That settles it for me.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Godly Republican + Homer DEMONcrat + Public Bathroom = Entrap

Well the plot thickens Brothers and sister in Christ. Fox News reports that that notorious liebral newspaper The Idaho Statesman is reporting that they have 4 or 5 professional queerboys who are willing to testify that Senator Craig paid them to engage in sodomy with them, against God's Word. THIS story might turn your Christian stomachs...

I am so glad that Senator Craig has cleared this up with another official denial issued by his office. That settles it for me.

Notice how these vile queers can't even bring themselves to try and claim they sodomised Trent Lott, thus proving beyond all doubt that Lott is not gay as well. He's also not angry.