Should we change our flag?

[eliot mayfield]

The Dominican Republic has the only national flag with a bible in it.


The stars and stripes is fine and brings tears to my eyes when the Anthem is playing, but should we be out done by some south Americans?

[Talitha]

Re: Should we change our flag?

It's a good call Brother Mayfield, but as everyone in the free-thinking world knows, America is based on Christian Morals and Principles. The Constitution is totally based on Biblical teachings.
The Concept of True Christianity™ was started in the USA.
America is Christianity (Or god Central if you will).
Perhaps every Bible should have the American Stars & Stripes on It's cover.
Now THAT's Patriotism

God Bless you Brother Mayfield
and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

But then what do I know, I'm a mere Woman.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should we change our flag?

I've always been partial to these two designs. Once we get GWB reelected permanently and Biblical Law to replace that secular constitution (designed to grant special rights to everyone EXCEPT True Christians™ ), we will be needing a new flag.

Besides that, there have always been ugly rumors about that Betsy Ross.

In addition, it should be noted that we at Landover Baptist have been using a newly improved version of The Pledge of Allegiance for some time.

"I Pledge Allegiance to Jesus Christ, The One True God of America.
And to the Kingdom for which He stands,
One Nation under One God,
Invisible, but there nonetheless."

The Pledge of Allegiance is a mandatory morning prayer recited in our nation's public and private school systems. It gives Christian students the freedom to deliver the plan of salvation during class time and effectively shepherd little practitioners of false religions into the loving arms of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. The Landover Baptist Department of Christian Education believes that the Pledge of Allegiance presents a wonderful opportunity for poor Christian students who are forced to attend secular public schools to stand up and testify! Our pastors were so excited about this opportunity, that they insisted that we immediately share it with the millions of Christian viewers who visit our website each month for news, inspiration and information about where to send their checks.


Landover Baptist Christian Academy teacher, Mrs. Rebecca Weaver was the first to suggest that since public school students who recite the Pledge of Allegiance, are already acknowledging that America is, "one nation, under God." it flings open a door of opportunity for Godly students to speak with their unsaved classmates about the Christian God whom this nation is under. Mrs. Weaver, and the Landover Baptist "Pray the Pledge" Committee worked diligently for nearly a whole day create an easy to use Pray the Pledge checklist for Christian public school children. The following eleven tips are designed to assist Christian children in utilizing the Pledge of Allegiance as a tool for rescuing their hellbound classmates from false religions. If you are a Christian parent of a Christian child who unfortunately attends a non-Christian school, please go over this list carefully with your child. Make sure they memorize it so they won't interrupt themselves while sharing the message of Christ.

Pray the Pledge 11 Step Checklist:

1. If you are not assigned seats in your class, follow the scent of garlic and find a place to sit near some foreign looking student who has swarthy skin that reminds you of anything from either a chunk of coal or a little stray pooty left behind in the whirlpool of toilet water. It is safe to assume that the parents of these students have already wasted a good part of their lives indoctrinating them with a dangerous, made-up, false religion.

2. Before the Pledge begins, if your little classmates haven't noticed that you have your hands folded in prayer, not over your heart, bring it to their attention. If you are bold enough, right before the class gets ready to say the Pledge of Allegiance - shout, "Dear Lord Jesus. . ." and then continue with the rest of the class in unison, "I pledge of allegiance to the flag. . ." This will serve as a testimony to your teacher and the other students, that you are acknowledging that the Pledge of Allegiance is a prayer - right from the start. If the teacher pauses for any reason in the Pledge, look at one of your unsaved classmates and yell, "I feel a victory coming on! Yes, Jesus!" And be sure to end the Pledge with "A-men" as well. You will be surprised how fast it catches on!

3. After the pledge is over, we suggest thanking one or more of your odd looking classmates for joining you in public prayer. This should raise their curiosity.

4. Begin to ask them what it feels like to be a Christian. They may, at first, resist your entreaties, claiming to know what you are so-called "up to." Wear them down any way you can. Finally, when they openly admit that they are not Christians, but actually embrace a false religion, like Hindu, Buddhist, or Muslim - this is your opportunity to feign the look of surprise. Try to look as puzzled as you can. Ask them directly why they just falsely stated during the Pledge of Allegiance that they are under your Christian God, but just now admitted that they are not. Tell them you don't appreciate liars and neither will the principal when he gets your note.

5. More often than not, they will probably respond by saying something about "God" being universal, and it can mean whatever they want it to mean. If you can avoid the natural Christian impulse of laughing right out loud in their freshly-slapped faces, take the opportunity to sternly correct them and give them a short history lesson about how there were no Muslims, Hindus, Atheists, or Jews among the Pilgrims or Founding Fathers. Indeed, the Pilgrims were forced to turn on each other until they met the heathen, naked, alcoholic Injuns.

6. Take it a step further and begin to raise your voice slightly. Make it absolutely clear to them that there were no Muslims, Jews or Hindus who gave their lives to create the country that they are sitting in right now. And if their foreign parents want to raise them under a false God, then keep it at home - because Jesus runs THIS classroom!

7. At this point, understand that you have planted a seed of faith, and it should be harvested immediately! Be careful though! Avoid getting too excited. Don't spill the beans and tell them all they're going straight to Hell. Although this is true, we suggest you break it to them gently by reaching into your desk and slowly pulling out your Bible. Do not break eye contact with your potential converts even if you have to grab a tuft of their filthy, unwashed hair to hold them in place!

8. Refer to your Bible as "The Holy Book" and open it slowly like you are expecting the Lord to come out from between the pages and pounce on your soon-to-be-Christian friends. Most foreign trash is very superstitious and will probably become bug-eyed, and possibly soil their drawers, in the face of your new, mysterious powers.. Tell them that this Holy Book says that every single religion in the whole wide world is a false religion. Except for yours.

9. At this point, tell the students that you will be highly offended and consider it a hate crime against your religion if they do not do you the courtesy of bowing their heads and shutting their eyes and repeating after you.

10. Here is your window of opportunity - before anyone has a chance to open their mouth, start to pray this prayer and refuse to be interrupted: Poppa God, My Father in Heaven, we've just finished praying the Pledge of Allegiance to You. Everyone here openly acknowledges that we are not members of one nation under Allah or Buddha, or some other false god but we are one nation under YOU! You are God, the Father and through your Son, Jesus Christ, we acknowledge the sovereignty and ultimate authority of our Christian Nation above all other nations on earth. If any of us here are unsaved, we ask Jesus Christ to come into our hearts and stomp out the demons of Hindu, the demons of Allah, the fat little demons of Buda, and if we are Jewish, we ask you to forgive us for killing your Son and for Barbra Streisand. A-men.

11. If your classmates just prayed that prayer, it means they're saved. Take down their names and addresses and phone numbers immediately. Ask to be dismissed from class. Find a pay phone and call your pastor* with the information so that he can call their parents and tell them the good news - that someone just paid a ransom for their little children and they have been delivered forever into the unbreakable clutches of the Living God. If your pastor knows what he is doing, he will also want to use this opportunity to lead some confused parents to Christ. Before you know it, you will have assisted in securing a hoard of eager, tithing church members to your local church roster.

*Note: Do not call your pastor collect. It is appropriate in cases like this to ask your teacher or a classmate for some change to make a phone call. Tell them you have an emergency and Jesus wants you to call your pastor right away.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Should we change our flag?

These are my suggestions.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should we change our flag?

I cannot imagine how any right-minded person could possibly even begin to disagree with this design:

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Should we change our flag?

GLORY!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should we change our flag?

Oh, and how come Mozamique have an assault rifle on their flag, but we don't? There's definitely something wrong there.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Should we change our flag?

If we add the Bible to our flag, we should make sure that it's prominently marked KJV. I suspect that in the Domesticated Republic, or whatever it's called, the only "Bible" is a Romanist big book of lies with those fake books added.

ETA: As an alternative, and to keep the flag relevant, Jesus has guided me to prepare this proposed design to address an issue as serious as any that is facing our nation, certainly much more serious than so-called "global warming":

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Should we change our flag?

I think we should have a Bible on our flags AND a flag on our Bibles, so that the Bible on the flag will have a flag with a Bible on it, and that flag will also have a Bible with a flag with a Bible with a flag with a Bible with a flag with a Bible with a flag with a Bible with a flag on it.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Should we change our flag?

or this.........

GLORY!

[nikilds]

Re: Should we change our flag?

I think that if we did change the flag, that the KJV Bible should be added to it, maybe the Ten Commandments somewhere, Jesus Christ, a sinner crying, guns, and other sorts of things like that.

BUT, let me warn you guys, in Georgia, they got rid of the Confederate flag and replaced it with some politically correct cr*p.
And we all know that politically correct does not equal Biblically correct.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Should we change our flag?

Okay these flag designs are all good, but what would Jesus want?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Should we change our flag?

I like the way you think, Brother Monty! Here are a few I came up with:



Thank God for DIBs (Dead Iraqi Babies)!



This one doesn't really mean anything... I just liked the design a lot.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Should we change our flag?

*shudders* Just keep it the way it needs to be... The American flag is symbolic enough, and Jesus is everywhere already, we don't need more. You can have your Jesus, but don't put it where I can see it.
-Hii

[Brother V]

Re: Should we change our flag?

*shudders* Just keep it the way it needs to be... The American flag is symbolic enough, and Jesus is everywhere already, we don't need more. You can have your Jesus, but don't put it where I can see it.
-Hii

If Jesus was everywhere already, then He would already be where you can see it.