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Republican Sue Lowden will likely win Nevada's senate seat now held by commie-liberal Harry Reid. I don't see how she could lose, given her great suggestion on how to solve the health care crisis:
Since Uranus Corporation is one of America's leading health insurers, I must say that we are excited by the possibilities offered by Sue Lowden's suggestion. If we could pay doctors, nurses and hospitals with chickens rather than cash, this will certainly boost our profits. Especially if we don't limit it to just chickens - I'm thinking that paying salaries with stray dogs, cats and even rats would be some other options worth exploring.
Almost as good as a Visa card
I don't think my company would be willing to accept animals when it comes to paying health insurance premiums. However, there are other possibilities - for example, we'd consider allowing our customers to pay with their children, since we could productively put the kids to work in some of our factories.
Obamacare is typical of the ossified thinking of Democrats. Leave it to a Republican to come up with a great innovative idea like paying your medical bills with chickens. Makes as much sense as our other ingenious financial innovations on Wall Street which have done so much for the nation's economy.
Lowden Doubles Down On Health-Care-By-Barter: 'Bring A Chicken To The Doctor'
Sue Lowden, the front-running Republican challenger to Sen. Harry Reid, yesterday doubled down on her idea that health care could be paid for using the barter system.
Last week, when Lowden suggested "that bartering is really good," it seemed that she may have been talking about haggling prices and just had her vocab mixed up. It happens to everyone.
But yesterday, on a local news program, Lowden seemed to double down on the idea. Asked whether the statement made her seem disconnected, she shot back that it's Reid who's disconnected for not knowing "that this is already happening in our state."
"Let's change the system and talk about what the possibilities are. I'm telling you that this works. You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days, our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor. They would say I'll paint your house," she said. "[That's] what people would do to get health care with their doctors. Doctors are very sympathetic people."
"I'm not backing down from that system," she added.
Sue Lowden, the front-running Republican challenger to Sen. Harry Reid, yesterday doubled down on her idea that health care could be paid for using the barter system.
Last week, when Lowden suggested "that bartering is really good," it seemed that she may have been talking about haggling prices and just had her vocab mixed up. It happens to everyone.
But yesterday, on a local news program, Lowden seemed to double down on the idea. Asked whether the statement made her seem disconnected, she shot back that it's Reid who's disconnected for not knowing "that this is already happening in our state."
"Let's change the system and talk about what the possibilities are. I'm telling you that this works. You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days, our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor. They would say I'll paint your house," she said. "[That's] what people would do to get health care with their doctors. Doctors are very sympathetic people."
"I'm not backing down from that system," she added.
Almost as good as a Visa card
I don't think my company would be willing to accept animals when it comes to paying health insurance premiums. However, there are other possibilities - for example, we'd consider allowing our customers to pay with their children, since we could productively put the kids to work in some of our factories.
Obamacare is typical of the ossified thinking of Democrats. Leave it to a Republican to come up with a great innovative idea like paying your medical bills with chickens. Makes as much sense as our other ingenious financial innovations on Wall Street which have done so much for the nation's economy.