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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!
Jew Hempshire's favorite candidate, John McCain, is a FLIP-FLOPPER!
Jew Hempshire's favorite candidate, John McCain, is a FLIP-FLOPPER!
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Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)
Dear Brother Jeb,Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
I love you brother (not in a homo way), but about this negative view of insane people...
Although I am certified insane, I don't think this is a negative. My court-appointed therapist says that many of our political and military leaders are crazy, but it's no more a handicap than having a limp or being blind in one eye.
Indeed, there are many positive aspects. For example, I am never alone, since I have elves and nano-robots (and Jesus) who talk to me all the time. They cheer me on as I stand on street corners with my bullhorn, admonishing people to accept Christ as their personal savior, and kill Muslims. I also have the ability to see the future, kill demons with my thoughts, repel alien invasions, and talk to dead people. These powers are a gift from God.
Really, with my super abilities, I should go into politics.
Of course, I still don't support John McCain, because he doesn't approve of torture like most Republicans. He's no doubt one of those bleeding-heart gay liberals, who all deserve to burn in Hell. Just like John Kerry, he's a phony soldier.
Time to take my thorazine.
Your in Christ,
Bufordyours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)
I have just learned that Ron Paul is a MALE GYNOCOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!1
If anyone has any doubts about that means, listen to this sermon:
I'm sorry if I offended you. I only meant that, with 300 million Americans to choose from, we should choose a sane one to be president. And of course I would such prefer an insane president to a male g - I can't even type the word after that video.Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View PostLast edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-15-2009, 11:03 AM.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)
Mike Huckabee has secured my vote (as long as my husband allows it). I just found out that in 1996, he blocked the use of Medicaid funds to pay for the abortion of a 15-year-old mentally retarded harlot who'd gotten herself knocked up by her stepfather. Way to go, Mike!sigpicComment
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Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)
Yes, Mike Huckabee is a man of integrity. After Bill Clinton raped his cousin and framed totally innocent Wayne Dumond, Huckabee - at great political risk - helped free Wayne Dumond. Of course, Hillary had Dumond castrated just for spite.Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
Too bad that Hillary didn't have her two-timing hubby castrated first. Bill went on to rape and murder Sara Andrasek and Carol Sue Shields, and frame Wayne Dumond again. Poor innocent Dumond died in prison for Bill Clinton's crimes.
Look at him - is that the face of a rapist?
God will judge the Clintons - may they burn in Hell!
YIC,
Bufordyours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!
sorry guys, but I am breaking away. Sometimes I wonder if you all aren't turning libral on me!
here's my pick:
The Democrats and Republicans have squandered the Founders' legacy of liberty and justice under the Constitution. Countless government officials in the legislative, executive, and judicial branches of government ignore their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution.
Join the Constitution Party in its work to restore our government to its Constitutional limits and our law to its Biblical foundationsMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!
Huckabee: sodomize those who dislike the Confederate Flag:
MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina (CNN) – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee told South Carolina voters..."You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag...In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole, that's what we'd do."
Later, in Florence, he repeated the remarks. "I know what would happen if somebody comes to my state in Arkansas and tells us what to do, it doesn't matter what it is, tell us how to run our schools, tell us how to raise our kids, tell us what to do with our flag — you want to come tell us what to do with the flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole."Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Hang a darkie from it?Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View PostHuckabee: sodomize those who dislike the Confederate Flag:
MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina (CNN) – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee told South Carolina voters..."You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag...In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole, that's what we'd do."
Later, in Florence, he repeated the remarks. "I know what would happen if somebody comes to my state in Arkansas and tells us what to do, it doesn't matter what it is, tell us how to run our schools, tell us how to raise our kids, tell us what to do with our flag — you want to come tell us what to do with the flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole."O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!
Praise the Lord, the best and holiest man I know is pretty much guaranteeing that Pastor Mike Huckabee will be the next President:
I've never know Pastor Deacon Fred to be wrong when he's predicted an election result, so we can take this one to the bank. Glory!
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!
I can't remember where this was printed, probably the Washington Times:
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!
LOL!Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
I'm not a fan of satire, but that was just brilliant!Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-04-2008, 12:54 AM.sigpicComment
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!
Looks like Pat Buchanana has endorsed John McCain. He says that McCain will "make Dick Cheney look like Ghandi"!
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Wow! He will make our greatest vice president look like a shriveled-up terrorist cow humper. Gives me chills—the good kind. I sure am glad I've been supporting him since Day One!sigpicComment
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Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!
THIS just in from Kentucky:
Praise Jesus!!Republicans talk about Iraq, Obama at N. Ky. dinner
Republican U.S. Sens. Mitch McConnell and Jim Bunning laid out their case for Republicans keeping control of the White House in the 2008 election during Northern Kentucky's 4th Congressional District Lincoln Day Dinner Saturday night.
McConnell, who is also up for re-election in November, defended the Bush administration's decision "to go on offense" by invading Iraq. And he said presumptive GOP presidential nominee, U.S. Sen. John McCain of Arizona, has the right perspective on what must be done in the Middle East, as opposed to the two Democratic candidates who favor removing U.S. troops as soon as possible.
"We'd be kidding ourselves," McConnell said. "This is a different kind of war. The enemy is not a country, it's a movement ... There's nobody to negotiate with."
Bunning used an even harsher description.
"The people we're fighting against now are worse than Adolf Hitler and Nazis. And we don't know where they live, half of them," Bunning said.
The Republicans specifically skewered Democratic presidential candidate and Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, perhaps as a signal that they expect -- or hope -- that he is that party's nominee against McCain.
"I fear the two Democrats, one in particular, is incredibly naive," McConnell said, adding that five years ago when the U.S. Senate voted to go to war in Iraq, Obama was in the Illinois state senate. "This is the big leagues now. At what point do you turn off the demagoguery and become a serious, responsible leader?"
U.S. Rep. Geoff Davis, a Hebron Republican, compared Obama and his message for change similar to a "snake oil salesman."
He said in his remarks at the GOP dinner that he also recently participated in a "highly classified, national security simulation" with Obama.
"I'm going to tell you something: That boy's finger does not need to be on the button," Davis said. "He could not make a decision in that simulation that related to a nuclear threat to this country."
As for Obama's Democratic rival, McConnell said U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York seems to be "teetering on the brink."
"I hear she hasn't been this worried since a new Hooters opened" near her home with former President Bill Clinton, McConnell said, prompting laughs from the 400 Northern Kentucky Republicans.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Now that McCain has decided that he supports torture, he´s got my vote. And I do think it´s encouraging that he used to bomb gooks in ´Nam, and I bet he looked pretty macho in a flight suit (just like our Godly President Bush).Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
But he can´t afford to slacken off. Presidential campaigns are rushless, so if McCain wants to get elected, he has to show the public that he can do other manly things. I mean, it´s great that McCain wants to start WW III, but the public is still uncertain about him, and image counts for a lot. Fortunately, the Republicans have God and Karl Rove on their side.
So what kinds of things should McCain do? Well, it´s important that our next president can bowl (unlike that clumsy negra, Obama - did you see him throw that ball in the gutter? Even Hitlery can bowl better than that, hah!). But bowling is only the beginning. McCain has to show that he has cajones and that he´s a man of the people. For example, he should war blue jeans and clear brush, like President Bush does on his Texas ranch whenever the reporters are around. He can talk about football, attend monster truck rallies, and crush beer cans against his head. And light farts with a cigarette lighter, just like President Bush. Those are the sorts of things that Americans want in a presidential candidate.
I have faith in the wisdom of the electorate. And Diebold, just in case.
YIC,
Bufordyours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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