[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

Wow! He will make our greatest vice president look like a shriveled-up terrorist cow humper. Gives me chills—the good kind. I sure am glad I've been supporting him since Day One!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

Looks like Pat Buchanana has endorsed John McCain. He says that McCain will "make Dick Cheney look like Ghandi"!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

I can't remember where this was printed, probably the Washington Times:

LOL!

I'm not a fan of satire, but that was just brilliant!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

I can't remember where this was printed, probably the Washington Times:

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

Praise the Lord, the best and holiest man I know is pretty much guaranteeing that Pastor Mike Huckabee will be the next President:

I've never know Pastor Deacon Fred to be wrong when he's predicted an election result, so we can take this one to the bank. Glory!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

Huckabee: sodomize those who dislike the Confederate Flag:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/01/17/huckabee-outsiders-not-welcome-in-confederate-flag-decisions/

MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina (CNN) – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee told South Carolina voters..."You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag...In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole, that's what we'd do."

Later, in Florence, he repeated the remarks. "I know what would happen if somebody comes to my state in Arkansas and tells us what to do, it doesn't matter what it is, tell us how to run our schools, tell us how to raise our kids, tell us what to do with our flag — you want to come tell us what to do with the flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole."

Hang a darkie from it?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

Huckabee: sodomize those who dislike the Confederate Flag:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/01/17/huckabee-outsiders-not-welcome-in-confederate-flag-decisions/

MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina (CNN) – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee told South Carolina voters..."You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag...In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole, that's what we'd do."

Later, in Florence, he repeated the remarks. "I know what would happen if somebody comes to my state in Arkansas and tells us what to do, it doesn't matter what it is, tell us how to run our schools, tell us how to raise our kids, tell us what to do with our flag — you want to come tell us what to do with the flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole."

[eliot mayfield]

Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

sorry guys, but I am breaking away. Sometimes I wonder if you all aren't turning libral on me!
here's my pick:

http://constitutionparty.com/news.php?aid=697

The Democrats and Republicans have squandered the Founders' legacy of liberty and justice under the Constitution. Countless government officials in the legislative, executive, and judicial branches of government ignore their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution.
Join the Constitution Party in its work to restore our government to its Constitutional limits and our law to its Biblical foundations

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

Mike Huckabee has secured my vote (as long as my husband allows it). I just found out that in 1996, he blocked the use of Medicaid funds to pay for the abortion of a 15-year-old mentally retarded harlot who'd gotten herself knocked up by her stepfather. Way to go, Mike!

Yes, Mike Huckabee is a man of integrity. After Bill Clinton raped his cousin and framed totally innocent Wayne Dumond, Huckabee - at great political risk - helped free Wayne Dumond. Of course, Hillary had Dumond castrated just for spite.

Too bad that Hillary didn't have her two-timing hubby castrated first. Bill went on to rape and murder Sara Andrasek and Carol Sue Shields, and frame Wayne Dumond again. Poor innocent Dumond died in prison for Bill Clinton's crimes.

Look at him - is that the face of a rapist?



God will judge the Clintons - may they burn in Hell!
YIC,
Buford

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

Mike Huckabee has secured my vote (as long as my husband allows it). I just found out that in 1996, he blocked the use of Medicaid funds to pay for the abortion of a 15-year-old mentally retarded harlot who'd gotten herself knocked up by her stepfather. Way to go, Mike!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

I have just learned that Ron Paul is a MALE GYNOCOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!1

If anyone has any doubts about that means, listen to this sermon:

Dear Brother Jeb,

I love you brother (not in a homo way), but about this negative view of insane people...

I'm sorry if I offended you. I only meant that, with 300 million Americans to choose from, we should choose a sane one to be president. And of course I would such prefer an insane president to a male g - I can't even type the word after that video.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

Added:

John McCain

Against:

• Like most war veterans, he is insane.

Dear Brother Jeb,

I love you brother (not in a homo way), but about this negative view of insane people...

Although I am certified insane, I don't think this is a negative. My court-appointed therapist says that many of our political and military leaders are crazy, but it's no more a handicap than having a limp or being blind in one eye.

Indeed, there are many positive aspects. For example, I am never alone, since I have elves and nano-robots (and Jesus) who talk to me all the time. They cheer me on as I stand on street corners with my bullhorn, admonishing people to accept Christ as their personal savior, and kill Muslims. I also have the ability to see the future, kill demons with my thoughts, repel alien invasions, and talk to dead people. These powers are a gift from God.

Really, with my super abilities, I should go into politics.

Of course, I still don't support John McCain, because he doesn't approve of torture like most Republicans. He's no doubt one of those bleeding-heart gay liberals, who all deserve to burn in Hell. Just like John Kerry, he's a phony soldier.

Time to take my thorazine.

Your in Christ,
Buford

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

Jew Hempshire's favorite candidate, John McCain, is a FLIP-FLOPPER!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

Added:

John McCain

Arguments for:

• Has the courage to stand up against the yellow peril: “I hate the gooks, and I will hate them for as long as I live . . . and you can quote me.” -John McCain (source)
• Agrees that Hillary Clinton is a "Bitch". Video here

Against:

• He doesn't even bother hiding his brown baby.
• Like most war veterans, he is insane.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

Mike Huckabee

• "I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ." - (Source: Huckabee: U.S. gave up on religion - Arkansas Gazette, June 8, 1998.)
• In 1992, Huckabee said about AIDS patients - 'we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague". When questioned about it in 2007, he stood by his previous statement. (Source: Huckabee stands by AIDS statement).
• "If a person dresses provocatively, they're calling attention - maybe not the most desirable kind - to private parts of their body." - referring to women who wear miniskirts. (Source: Essential Estrogen, June 12, 2007)

Pro-family: Women Should Submit

• On August 26, 1998, Huckabee was one of 131 co-signers of a full page ad in USA Today, which supported the Southern Baptist Convention's statement on the family. That statement said, in part, "A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ." (Source: Huckabee: women's role in marriage is to "graciously submit").
• Huckabee opposes abortion, even for victims of rape and incest.

Pro-Faith: Showing the Christian spirt of forgiveness:

AP reports, Huckabee used his pardon power at an unprecedented rate, to offer clemency when his fellow ministers requested it.

• In 1997, Huckabee used his influence as governor to secure an early parole for convicted rapist Wayne DuMond. Four years later, DuMond was convicted of raping and murdering a Kansas City woman, and he later died in jail. (Source: Digbysblog, June 11, 2007.) Huckabee sought parole for DuMond despite letters from his previous victims begging him to keep DuMond behind bars. (Source: Mike Huckabee:"None Of Us Could Have Predicted...").
• Huckabee released 1033 convicted prisoners while he was governor. (Source: Huckabee and criminals: It's worse than just Wayne DuMond, by Joe Conason, Salon.com, December 14, 2007.)

Not a believer in evolution or the holohoax:

• At one of the GOP presidential debates, he raised his hand to show that he did not believe in evolution.

Hitler only took land, he didn't kill:

• "We need to understand that this is, in fact, World War III. Unlike any other world war we've ever fought, this one is one we cannot afford to lose.... Because losing it does not mean we lose some land or some geopolitical influence. It means we give up our own lives, because no less than that is the goal of the jihadists." Full article

Speaks for Jesus:

• "Interestingly enough, if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, 'This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency.'" Full article

God has chosen him, and he knows it:

• "There's only one explanation for it, and it's not a human one. It's the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of 5,000 people and that's the only way that our campaign could be doing what it's doing. And I'm not being facetious nor am I trying to be trite. There literally are thousands of people across who are praying that a little will become much and it has, and it defies all explanation. It has confounded the pundits, and I'm enjoying every minute of their trying to figure it out. And until they look at it from a just experience beyond human, they'll never figure it out. And that's probably just as well. That's honestly why its happening."

Will use his knowledge of the Bible to fight Muslims:

• "I think I'm stronger than most people because I truly understand the nature of the war that we are in with Islamo fascism. These are people that want to kill us. It's a theocratic war. And I don't know if anybody fully understands that. I'm the only guy on that stage with a theology degree." Full article