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  • Jesus is a Conservative!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Jesus is a Conservative!

    Of course, Jesus is\was and will always be a conservative! Thanks for sharing this edifing video, Pastor.

    It always steams me when Liberal, unholy churches try to hide behind Jesus's tunic by spouting nonsense such as that Jesus was a femininst because He didn't stone the woman caught in adultery or that he conversed with the Samartian woman.

    He did those things to affirm that He, alone, is God, and that the Jewish powerbrokers of the day were sinning right and left and thus were not worthy to stone the adulterous women. As for the Samartian woman-- ah, excuse me-- would the Perfect Lamb of God make a mistake and cause Himself to be "unclean" or something? Nothing dirties Jesus. He was doing his job by pointing out that woman's sins.

    Here's another point to confirm Jesus's conservative manner as well as His views. He did not dress like some weird, attention seeking hippy. He was not distinctive from any other Jewish guy at the time in his appearance. That's the reason that Judas had to identify Him specifically to the Romans. He wasn't wearing some peace symbol or other such nonsense.

    Of course, Judas did twist the knife a little by kissing Jesus as part of his betrayal. Disbelieving, Christ-doubting scum! Naturally, he then doubted his stupid ideas of doubting and hung himself. If only every heathen were so accommodating.

    Zealously Yours,

    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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      Re: Jesus is a Conservative!

      Amen!!

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      • #4
        Re: Jesus is a Conservative!

        Wonderful teaching Pastor!
        Drama queen

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        • #5
          Re: Jesus is a Conservative!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

          It was obvious that Jesus was a conservative! As a matter of fact, he hated those rabbi hippies back then, so he hates them more even now!

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