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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #1

    Bush's Godly measurements

    What you see below is a photo of our Godly President Bush conversing with the recently disgraced Congressman, Mark Foley.

    The photo is a provocative document depicting two public servants discussing deeply personal matters.

    Bush advises Foley (true fact), "I get a little nervous when I hear people say, 'Well, I don't want to be measured.' My attitude is, what are you trying to hide?"

    If only every Christian man possessed the confidence of our measurement-indifferent Leader.
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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #2
    Re: Bush's Godly measurements

    The Godly George W Bush certainly is proud of his, erm, manhood, and with good reason. He dispelled all rumors that he was hung like clinton (ie with nothing) with this photo here:



    If that isn't a manly photo, I don't know what is. Wearing combat clothing, standing on a battleship and flying a piece of killing equipment -- the very thought makes me tingle all over....
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #3
      Re: Bush's Godly measurements

      Did anyone else notice what Mr Foley is doing with his left hand? That poor man, he must be even smaller than Hitoshi! No wonder he's got to play with the younguns. DISTURBED GLYNNDIE
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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Bush's Godly measurements

        Christian Women are just as sure of their own potency................

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        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Bush's Godly measurements

          It Certainly is True that "one picture is worth a thousand Words."

          So Mother Glynndie, Please picture me voting Republican! That is, if Pastor won't think I am too Deepraved of a Harlot if I Go Down

          - to my Church polling place to vote - with all of those Mens.

          SUV

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          • lilith
            Night Hag
            • Sep 2006
            • 1232

            #6
            Re: Bush's Godly measurements

            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
            What you see below is a photo of our Godly President Bush conversing with the recently disgraced Congressman, Mark Foley.

            The photo is a provocative document depicting two public servants discussing deeply personal matters.

            Bush advises Foley (true fact), "I get a little nervous when I hear people say, 'Well, I don't want to be measured.' My attitude is, what are you trying to hide?"

            If only every Christian man possessed the confidence of our measurement-indifferent Leader.


            Poor Dubya - numerically challenged as well!
            Though that might explain why he thought invading Iraq was a good idea.
            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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