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  • Izza bad lieberl man gonna make God say he's sorry?

    Why come them bad liberl peopows never sue like Buddha, cause he eated awe thuh food?


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    Re: Izza bad lieberl man gonna make God say he's sorry?

    Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post

    Why come them bad liberl peopows never sue like Buddha, cause he eated awe thuh food?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20827350/
    You have a Godly point there, little sweetie!

    That senator shoulda sued old overweight, overeater Buddah with his fat and fleshy bosoms, instead of GOD!

    ... after all, nobody likes a glutton! old
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      Re: Izza bad lieberl man gonna make God say he's sorry?

      Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
      ... after all, nobody likes a glutton! old
      Except when the glutton is the Son of God:

      Luke 7:34 The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!
      Luke 7:35 But wisdom is justified of all her children.
      A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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        Re: Izza bad lieberl man gonna make God say he's sorry?

        Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post

        Except when the glutton is the Son of God:

        Luke 7:34 The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!
        Luke 7:35 But wisdom is justified of all her children.
        Ah, so Jesus likes to eat hearty, altogether a different thing!

        Thank you Mr Prune, for supplying the correct Bible verses for me.
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          Re: Izza bad lieberl man gonna make God say he's sorry?

          Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post
          Why come them bad liberl peopows never sue like Buddha, cause he eated awe thuh food?
          Oh, speak English. Next thing I know you'll be joining up with those illegal aliens from another planet, unChristian as I see you still are.

          In fact, in your case, just to break you in, you might want to begin easy with "Engrish" ressons from Hiroshima, that japernese "Man." You might want to go check him out in Meet Christian Singles. I would imagine someone like him would quite enjoy seeing a "Child" such as yourself "come on" to him

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            Re: Izza bad lieberl man gonna make God say he's sorry?

            Originally posted by SUV View Post

            I would imagine someone like him (Hi-tushy) would quite enjoy seeing a "Child" such as yourself "come on" to him
            ... But only if she gets a boob job first ...

            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • #7
              Re: Izza bad lieberl man gonna make God say he's sorry?

              But, I'm not no Mixi-can or a Japernese. I only did thuh cue on accounta they catched me an' kept me there fer like a whow day. It wuzn't my fauowt!

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