Should we support Alan Keyes?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

According to this only somewhat liberal-biased source, Alan Keyes has announced his candidacy for President. I'm torn as to whether this is a good thing.

On the one hand, Keyes is a staunch conservative and an non-uppity Negro. He also supports the institution of the family; in fact, he has even sacrificed his own family to defend the institution of the family.

On the other hand, he is a Mary-hailer. As such, he is on the No. 666 express bus to the lake of fire. Then again, Godly Republicans often rely on the help of damnable unbelievers, and not just Romanists, but also believers in the LSD Church and the Book of Moron, as well as neoconservatives ("neo" meaning "dzhooish"). Such people are useful in this life, despite being damned in the next.

So what do the members of God's favorite church think? Is the Keyes candidacy a good thing?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

I'm really touched by the fact that he kicked his own daughter out of the house when she announced that she'd chosen to become a rug muncher. If this was the good ol' days, you just know he'd be offering her up for stoning without a moment's hesitation!

[lord warrior]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

A nigra and raised a lezbo. Somethin is definatlly wrong with him. Maybe he was throw out of on eof those nigra gangs as a youth, and is rebelling against them by trying to be one of us. His lack of real success may be Gods judgement, since he can see his real heart lies.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

The boy does give a good speech. He hates the sodomites and baby killers with all the passion of Jesus too.

He's a credit to his race.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

He's clean and articulate, two points in his favor. I will have to check with my husband, Mr. Whitford, to see if we'd support Mr. Keyes, but Mr. Whitford is leaning toward Mr. Brownback right now.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

The boy does give a good speech. He hates the sodomites and baby killers with all the passion of Jesus too.

He's a credit to his race.

If you knew he was a Catholic, would you still be talking so highly of him?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

If you knew he was a Catholic, would you still be talking so highly of him?

We already know..
You should try getting new glasses.
Or better yet, stop being a papist dog, and God may yet decide to cure you of your poor perception.
Praise God!

On the other hand, he is a Mary-hailer. As such, he is on the No. 666 express bus to the lake of fire.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

We already know..
You should try getting new glasses.
Or better yet, stop being a papist dog, and God may yet decide to cure you of your poor perception.
Praise God!

Thank you. I see that the statue-worshiping "father" reads the threads in which he responds about as closely as he reads the Bible.

[raylu]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

You should try getting new glasses.
Or better yet, stop being a papist dog, and God may yet decide to cure you of your poor perception.

How did you come to these conclusions from the true but redundant fact he mentioned?
Pointing out that someone is Catholic, however worthless the comment is, does not make him any of those things. On the other hand, being any of those things has nothing to do with the comment he pointed out.

Thank you. I see that the statue-worshiping "father" reads the threads in which he responds about as closely as he reads the Bible.

I see that you, too, enjoy insulting people while making your "arguments." Actually, upon closer inspection, you only did the former.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

How did you come to these conclusions from the true but redundant fact he mentioned?
Pointing out that someone is Catholic, however worthless the comment is, does not make him any of those things. On the other hand, being any of those things has nothing to do with the comment he pointed out.

The fact that one is unable to see something he obviously was looking for.. That's proof of poor perception.
Yes, the fact that he is a papist dog doesn't have anything to do with it. - Nor is that why I noticed he has poor perception.
A papist dog is simply what he is.
(BUT, if he accepts Jesus, he may be cured of his poor perception, cause Jesus cures!)

Do you have poor perception too since you couldn't understand/see that, or do you simply like to whine?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

What does Alan Keyes do for a living besides run for office? I think he ought to get an honest job, one that's a proper vocation for a Nigra... like shining shoes at the bus station or dancing for coins on street corners.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

What does Alan Keyes do for a living besides run for office? I think he ought to get an honest job, one that's a proper vocation for a Nigra... like shining shoes at the bus station or dancing for coins on street corners.

I know he fills in for Rush Limbaugh from time to time. Of course I turn off my radio on such days. I mean really.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

How did you come to these conclusions from the true but redundant fact he mentioned?
Pointing out that someone is Catholic, however worthless the comment is, does not make him any of those things. On the other hand, being any of those things has nothing to do with the comment he pointed out.


I see that you, too, enjoy insulting people while making your "arguments." Actually, upon closer inspection, you only did the former.

What on God's green Earth are you babbling about? This thread is about the Godly jigaboo Alan Keyes—if you don't want to talk about him, go start a topic somewhere else and spew your Christophobic bile over there.

[raylu]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

The fact that one is unable to see something he obviously was looking for.. That's proof of poor perception.
Yes, the fact that he is a papist dog doesn't have anything to do with it. - Nor is that why I noticed he has poor perception.
A papist dog is simply what he is.

Doesn't this seem somewhat contradictory? I'll even accept that he is a papist dog - now what?

What on God's green Earth are you babbling about? This thread is about the Godly jigaboo Alan Keyes—if you don't want to talk about him, go start a topic somewhere else and spew your Christophobic bile over there.

Apparently, SalvationSeeker doesn't want to either. You should be asking what he is babbling about, especially since he claims it "doesn't have anything to do with it."

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Should we support Alan Keyes?

The fact that one is unable to see something he obviously was looking for.. That's proof of poor perception.
Yes, the fact that he is a papist dog doesn't have anything to do with it. - Nor is that why I noticed he has poor perception.
A papist dog is simply what he is.

Doesn't this seem somewhat contradictory? I'll even accept that he is a papist dog - now what?

I'm as concerned about your reading comprehension as I am about your salvation, Raylu.

SalvationSeeker said that he accepts Keyes for papist dog that he is. You are trying to argue by agreeing with him.

You are a product of the public school system, aren't you?

Pastor Billy-Reuben