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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    I'm Here, I'm Queer and I Ain't Going Away!

    "I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, AND I AIN'T GOING AWAY" LARRY CRAIG TO STAY IN SENATE

    Brothers and Sisters, what should we do about this. I'm appalled that not only is he a faggit, he is a lying scum bag.

    Should we send a Blackwater merc...er security over to the Senate to straighten out this mess?

    WASHINGTON, Oct. 4 — Senator Larry E. Craig of Idaho, defying the wishes of many in his own Republican Party, said Thursday that he would remain in the Senate through next year despite a court ruling against him in Minnesota, where he had sought to rescind his guilty plea stemming from an undercover sex sting.

    Mr. Craig said he had reversed his previously announced decision to leave the Senate if he could not get the plea thrown out. He said he would instead serve out his third term, which expires in January 2009. He said he would not run for a fourth.

    [link to www.nytimes.com]
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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: I'm Here, I'm Queer and I Ain't Going Away!

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    "I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, AND I AIN'T GOING AWAY" LARRY CRAIG TO STAY IN SENATE

    Brothers and Sisters, what should we do about this. I'm appalled that not only is he a faggit, he is a lying scum bag.

    Should we send a Blackwater merc...er security over to the Senate to straighten out this mess?



    APPALLED, Sister Thumper
    I thought he was an ex-gay now? I have it on good authority that he's as straight as Ted Haggard.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #3
      Re: I'm Here, I'm Queer and I Ain't Going Away!

      I don't know.. I've always been suspicous of this guy ever since that incident.
      I mean, if the negro truly harassed him, why didn't he pull his gun on the darkie?
      Didn't he even have one???

      I simply don't trust a man who isn't armed, or atleast has an arsenal at home.
      There is something very "homersexual-hippie" about that..

      I think it would be better if we could simply have this guy.. removed.
      Just as a precaution. Let me make a few calls..
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: I'm Here, I'm Queer and I Ain't Going Away!

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        "I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, AND I AIN'T GOING AWAY"
        Oh my Good Lord Sister thumper!!!
        When I saw the title of this Thread my heart nearly missed a beat and I almost choked on my Pretzel!
        Thank goodness you haven't turned into some Lezbo Rug Munching Crop Haired Motorcycle riding Bitch from Hell.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • lord warrior
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2007
          • 406

          #5
          Re: I'm Here, I'm Queer and I Ain't Going Away!

          What, no one here beleaves his wide stance explaination. This God of the NRA, the writer of more pro-gun bills in the Senate is a fagboy. I think not. This is a smear campain of the ultra left to defame a real gun-slingin republican. Was he really caught in the act. Or just low on TP. This cop got a big promotion for bagging the senator. Besides, how many of the men here would know about, and what, the fag signals in a mens rest room are. Let's not lose another fighter to the force's of Satan.

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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716

            #6
            Re: I'm Here, I'm Queer and I Ain't Going Away!

            Good for Godly, Manly Senator Craig, his wife, and his adopted children!!

            I thought this Godly, all-American, red-blooded, hotdog-eating, man's man was railroaded by the Homer-fascist, angry, leftist DEMONcrat attack dogs!



            That's all the DEMONcrats have going for them-- splattering the Godly men of the Republican party with their spew and then smearing it all over them while giggling playfully.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #7
              Re: I'm Here, I'm Queer and I Ain't Going Away!

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              I thought he was an ex-gay now? I have it on good authority that he's as straight as Ted Haggard.

              Oh, I guess I missed that.

              I wonder why the "Escort" who "outed" poor Ted Haggard is saying that Senator Craig came to see him in Denver?

              Republican, Libertarian, Constitution Party, Christian Restoration Party welcome. No liberals or Demonrats allowed.


              Are homers so desperate to spread the AIDS and their agenda that they go around and "set up" innocent men with Christian family values?

              This frightens me deeply. The next head line we might read could be about Pastor Al in some bathroom!

              To be safe, perhaps our True ChristianBrothers should not be using ANY public restrooms.
              Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 10-09-2007, 05:40 PM.
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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: I'm Here, I'm Queer and I Ain't Going Away!

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                This frightens me deeply. The next head line we might read could be about Pastor Al in some bathroom!

                To be safe, perhaps our True ChristianBrothers should not be using ANY public restrooms.
                You are quite right, Sister, but there is no need to get your little green thingie in an uproar. The executive board has determined that public restrooms are merely meeting grounds for homers, so we have arranged with the primary NASA contractor to provide "3 day" Depends(TM) to all of our pastors and their wives.

                How refreshing it will be for some of the pastors who don't have access to the Landover Gulfstreams to know they can leave home on Friday and arrive in Myanmar the next Tuesday without ever having to use a bathroom. Pastor Ezekiel will be especially grateful, I am sure, since this same product will solve his annoying 'leakage' problem.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Doobs
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 34

                  #9
                  Re: I'm Here, I'm Queer and I Ain't Going Away!

                  We should have a "gaylocost." Honestly, these shits are running loose everywhere.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: I'm Here, I'm Queer and I Ain't Going Away!

                    Originally posted by Doobs View Post
                    We should have a "gaylocost." Honestly, these shits are running loose everywhere.
                    Usually I rebuke newbies who sound like they are smarting off......but this is actually a good idea. "Gaylocost"....it has that mellifluous ring to it.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Pastor Bob
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 43

                      #11
                      Re: I'm Here, I'm Queer and I Ain't Going Away!

                      It is obvious that the liberal hippy demoncrats tried to set this poor man up.

                      The mere idea that a manly NRA-loving hetrosexual would want gay sex doesn't even make sense.

                      It is pathetic at how lame the lieberal's attempts to slander Republicans have become. This policeman in Minnesota had an agenda and was most likely a "phony cop" anyway.

                      PB

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