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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #1

    Vicious Brits persecute Christian businessman Alisher Usmanov!

    The British have always been renowned for their spiteful, bad-tempered ways, but that troublemaker Craig Murray really takes the biscuit! He used to be an ambassador to Uzbekistan or some silly country like that, but he got thrown out for being a typical intolerant liberal who couldn't adjust to their quaint local customs. Anyway, that's not what's important right now. What is important is that he's started making all sorts of nasty, scurrilous remarks about the Godly, innocent Christian businessman Alisher Usmanov! He says all sorts of nasty things, like "Alisher Usmanov is a criminal. He was in no sense a political prisoner, but a gangster and racketeer who rightly did six years in jail... It was Usmanov who engineered the 2005 diplomatic reversal in which the United States was kicked out of its airbase in Uzbekistan and Gazprom took over the country's natural gas assets. Usmanov, as chairman of Gazprom Investholdings paid a bribe of $88 million to Gulnara Karimova to secure this...
    Gazprom has bought out - with the owners having no choice - the only independent national TV station and numerous regional TV stations, several radio stations and two formerly independent national newspapers. These have been changed into slavish adulation of Putin. Usmanov helped accomplish this through Gazprom. The major financial newspaper, Kommersant, he bought personally. He immediately replaced the editor-in-chief with a pro-Putin hack, and three months later the long-serving campaigning defence correspondent, Ivan Safronov, mysteriously fell to his death from a window...
    Usmanov is also dogged by the widespread belief in Uzbekistan that he was guilty of a particularly atrocious rape, which was covered up and the victim and others in the know disappeared..."

    Well, honestly! What sort of a nasty, spiteful fellow would say such awful things about a good Christian businessman like Alisher Usmanov? I am shocked, I really am. But don't worry, we here at Landover have agreed to lend him our high-priced Jew lawyers, and the horrible website these claims originally appeared on has been taken down already. Other homerific websites hosting such claims have received threats of legal action. Frankly, I don't think we can rest until every single website on the entire internet tubes that dares to suggest this Godly man is even less than 100% pure has been taken down!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6572

    #2
    Re: Vicious Brits persecute Christian businessman Alisher Usmanov

    He's a good man. I met him while Muslim-hunting in Chechenya, and he's not your typical Russian. He's sober most of the time, literate enough to read without moving his lips, and I did not notice any audible flatulence while in his presence.
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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Vicious Brits persecute Christian businessman Alisher Usmanov

      Isn't Borat Sagdiyev from one of those "..stan" countries that were left over from the old Soviet Union? I just get confused, the people in these little countries like to dress up in those funny costumes, play their funny stringed instruments (Kolyosnaya Lira, Gusli, Donsloy Ryley, Gudok, Balalaika, Rozhok, Zhaleika, Svirel, Kalyuka, Dudka), clap their hands, and jump up and down all day. They all look alike to me, just like the chinks and nigras. They just could not form states (like Missouri, Indiana, Ohio, and Iowa) like we did.

      The old Soviet Union was a Godless Evil Empire (Praise Ronald Reagan), so do we know how many Christians are really left after 70 years of atheism? There seem to be a lot of mooselimbs around from what I hear. They appear to have a lot of gas, but do they have any oil?
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      • Buford T Scoggins
        Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2007
        • 911

        #4
        Re: Vicious Brits persecute Christian businessman Alisher Usmanov

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        They appear to have a lot of gas, but do they have any oil?
        Fortunately, they do. Meanwhile, have you noticed that the price of oil today has hit an all time high? Why do you think that is?

        Glad you asked. It's those no good OPEC terrorists like Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chavez who are stealing our oil, driving the price up.

        I think it's time we liberated Iranistan, Venezuelastan, and all those other Islamofacist countries that hate our freedom. Enough is enough!

        Praise Jesus,
        Buford
        yours in Christ,
        Brother Buford

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        • Glendora Christianson
          Spiritual Mother of LBC
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2329

          #5
          Re: Vicious Brits persecute Christian businessman Alisher Usmanov

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          The British have always been renowned for their spiteful, bad-tempered ways, but that troublemaker Craig Murray really takes the biscuit! He used to be an ambassador to Uzbekistan or some silly country like that, but he got thrown out for being a typical intolerant liberal who couldn't adjust to their quaint local customs. Anyway, that's not what's important right now. What is important is that he's started making all sorts of nasty, scurrilous remarks about the Godly, innocent Christian businessman Alisher Usmanov ...
          I forced myself to read that eurotrash article and then I prayed to Jesus, so that he may cleanse my innocent mind of all intelligence in the matter. Anyway, to put it simply, the Communists are mad that Capitalism and Christ have taken hold in Russia, and they'll do anything or say anything to mess it up! I can't wait until GOD and Wal-Mart take over the entire Asian continent! PRAISE JESUS (and Mr. Usmanov)

          PS Is there really a Usmanov Cocktail???
          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: Vicious Brits persecute Christian businessman Alisher Usmanov

            By the way, if anyone wants to see just how effective our JOO lawyers are, they should type the words "craig murray" into google and then hit "I'm Feeling Lucky." Hallelujah!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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