New Electronic Papist Bead Counter

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'm thinking some joo must have thought THIS up. How deep in sin and blasphemey can these vile mary worshipers sink?

Gadget Invented To Help Pray The Rosary

ROME - An Italian electronics technician has invented a high-tech rosary, to help Catholic faithful recite the prayers using an electronic device instead of traditional beads.

Shaped like an egg, decorated with images of the Virgin Mary and featuring a push-button, the gadget allows faithful to listen to a woman's voice recite "Our Father" and "Hail Mary" prayers in Italian.

The technician, Onorio Frati, said earlier this week that he invented the device to help him pray while on the job.

The gadget is being produced in Loreto, a town in central Italy famous for a shrine to the Virgin Mary. The factory owners are working on producing electronic rosaries in English, Spanish, French, German and Polish.

The electronic rosary can be purchased in religious shops nearby the Loreto Sanctuary, and in Rome near St. Peter's Square.

The average price is €29.50 (US$41.70). It can be purchased with optional headsets. According to the factory owners, some 7,000 of them have been sold since April when it first went on sale.

Next they'll be inventing a battery-operated boy-buggering machine. Disgusting.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: New Electronic Papist Bead Counter

I hope the Mary-hailers realize that they can't invent a device to take their place in the lake of fire.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: New Electronic Papist Bead Counter

I hope the Mary-hailers realize that they can't invent a device to take their place in the lake of fire.

Good technology, but I'll still use my beads.

Somehow, I doubt you pray anywhere other than church.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: New Electronic Papist Bead Counter

Good technology, but I'll still use my beads.

Why Catholics love "beads".

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: New Electronic Papist Bead Counter

I'm thinking some joo must have thought THIS up. How deep in sin and blasphemey can these vile mary worshipers sink?



Next they'll be inventing a battery-operated boy-buggering machine. Disgusting.

Here's their official website address-or, what it should be-
www.godlessmaryworshippingpedophilepriestsinhell.c om

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: New Electronic Papist Bead Counter

Why Catholics love "beads".

Umm, the Rosary's been around longer than this!

Have you ever heard of Fr. Leonard Feeney?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: New Electronic Papist Bead Counter

I'm thinking some joo must have thought THIS up. How deep in sin and blasphemey can these vile mary worshipers sink?

That is almost the funniest thing I have ever heard of. I intend to patent a sharp metal spiny sea urchin that all JOOS must carry in their pockets. Every 60 seconds it will say "You never call your poor mother anymore" and then bury a spine in their groin.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: New Electronic Papist Bead Counter

Good technology, but I'll still use my beads.

Count your beads all you want. You can worship your way, and I'll worship the Lord's way.

Somehow, I doubt you pray anywhere other than church.

Oh, so now the pagan goddess that you worship as the "Blessed Virgin Mary" has promised you the ability to read the minds of True Christians™? If you keep making up untruths about us, you will soon have a batch of shiny new infraction points to count along with your beads.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: New Electronic Papist Bead Counter

Count your beads all you want. You can worship your way, and I'll worship the Lord's way.

Oh, so now the pagan goddess that you worship as the "Blessed Virgin Mary" has promised you the ability to read the minds of True Christians™? If you keep making up untruths about us, you will soon have a batch of shiny new infraction points to count along with your beads.

I was wondering how he worked that one out as well. Apparently, in Catholic logic, if you can't see someone praying on a streetcorner, it means they don't pray.