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    Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade!!!!

    Brothers and sisters, there are NO words for the anger and fury I am feeling right now. I just read the most disturbing article I ever saw in my life.

    Apparently, a man was driving down the street one day when he saw a lemonade stand. Being a good, decent Christian American, he decided to pull over and help give the girls some money for a glass. However, what he didn't expect was that these little girls were actually America-Hating, demon possessed little commie pukes, bent on destroying America!

    THEY WERE GIVING LEMONADE THEY MADE AWAY FOR FREE!!!

    That completely undermines our whole system of capitalism, and shows the horrible effect BarackObama has had on the world. Today little girls think that lemonade, just like health care and public schools, is something everyone has a right to.

    NO! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!

    Luckily, the man got out of his car and yelled at the girls, explaining how their actions were ruining the economy. But these children of satan, giving away lemonade they made instead of selling it for a profit, paid no attention to this saintly man. What has the world become?!?!

    Read the article here: http://www.suntimes.com/business/sav....savagearticle

    Tags: communist threat to freedom, freedom under threat, girls, socialism, welfare mentality
  • #2
    Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

    Totally unacceptable to be giving away free lemonade unless you're sponsored by a multi-national company like coca-cola and you're promoting a new product, like Lemon-coke.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

      Wait, no profit was made? What kind of anti-American attitude is that?

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      • #4
        Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

        Words cannot describe my anger at this!

        My boy and I did a lemonade stand last summer. Between cup costs, ice, sugar and lemons, we were forced to charge $6 per glass.

        I really appreciate all of you coming by to buy 10 glasses or so.

        We will be doing it again two weeks from now. I expect to see you all there.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • #5
          Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

          This is outrageous. It would be bad enough if they were giving away their own lemonade, but the materials didn't even belong to them! They were giving away their parents' property.

          This is yet another sign of the times under Osambo's socialist regime. Give away stuff that's not even yours for free... Lemonade, health care, needle exchange, what's next? Abortion pills?

          I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!
          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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          • #6
            Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

            Originally posted by Dirk View Post
            Wait, no profit was made? What kind of anti-American attitude is that?
            Brother Dirk, I couldn't agree more. As the great Ronald Reagan once said, "there's no such thing as a free lunch." I'm sure that would apply to lemonade as well. Start giving away lemonade for free, and pretty soon you've got welfare dependency, communism and gay marriage.

            On the other hand, I do agree with the principle of "turning lemons into lemonade." Look at the latest outburst from Sharron Angle, Nevada's Republican candidate for the US Senate, who will defeat commie Harry Reid in this November election. Mrs Angle opposes all abortion, even for women who are the victims of rape and incest. She has pointed out that all pregnancies are "God's plan." And most recently, she's become famous for her advice for rape victims considering abortion: "Turn lemons into lemonade".

            You see, an unwanted pregnancy is really a blessing, especially when it's the result of rape or incest. That's because in those cases, the girl will almost surely give the kid up for adoption if she isn't allowed to abort. And as any Republican businessman knows, adoption can be profitable - the market for white babies is just insatiable. And more good news: it's now well-organized. Working closely with Christian fundamentalist charities, Latino and Russian gangs are paying top dollar for female blond-haired blue-eyed kids. That's cold hard cash (or its equivalent in cocaine), no questions asked. Surely this is the kind of offer that no one can refuse.


            Fun-loving Latino traffickers: Turning lemons into lemonade

            Actually, there's a good market for Negro boys too, at least when they reach an age where they can carry a rifle. Indeed, they are in high demand in diamond-exporting countries in Africa.


            Great employment opportunities in Africa for "unwanted" kids

            In summation, I'm disturbed by this report of commie free lemonade being distributed by hard-core liberal children - obviously it's some kind of nefarious Obama thing. However, I know this won't continue, mainly because soon enough Americans will be too poor to give anything away for free. Furthermore, I'm fully confident that laws designed to force women to bring so-called "unwanted pregnancies" to term will prove to be a win-win situation for everybody.

            "Lemonade from lemons" - sounds like a good Tea Party slogan to me.
            Praise Jesus!
            Brother Fred
            CEO, The Uranus Corporation
            Put your faith in Uranus!
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            • #7
              Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

              Sounds like these girls have been on holiday in England and picked up some of our great giveaways, surely her grandmother needs a good talking to for allowing such utter stupidness.

              Come over to England and we'll really show you how to give stuff away, housing, healthcare, holidays
              This is the most sensible forum ever!

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              • #8
                Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

                I can´t see the problem here.

                There were two men driving in a car. I bet it was a neat, expensive car. Maybe they wore fancy clothing, too. They were obviously among the haves, not among the have-nots.

                The children gave them lemonade. As it is written in the scripture:

                Matt. 25, 29:
                For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.

                Just like the good Scripture-based modern economy in western nations works, which produces more and more wealth (for fewer people).
                It`s about time we say enough is enough! Let´s all return to the traditional Western values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom. Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals, prostitutes, panders and punks, football hooligans, juvenile delinquents, lezbians and left wing scum...

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                • #9
                  Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

                  It's unconscionable that parents would bring their daughters up thinking that lemonade (or anything else) was "free". Just a few more years and that will not be the only thing they are giving away for "free". Free lemonade stands are the perfect way to turn your daughters into sluts.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • #10
                    Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Totally unacceptable to be giving away free lemonade unless you're sponsored by a multi-national company like coca-cola and you're promoting a new product, like Lemon-coke.

                    Lemon-coke? that doesn't sound half bad, you should apply for a marketing job with coca-cola!
                    Faith is the sturdiest armour. Hatred the surest weapon.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

                      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                      It's unconscionable that parents would bring their daughters up thinking that lemonade (or anything else) was "free". Just a few more years and that will not be the only thing they are giving away for "free". Free lemonade stands are the perfect way to turn your daughters into sluts.
                      That is quit an observation Brother William. It's good to see a True Christian™ man like yourself spot evil when it's there! Ofcourse the liberals won't tell us about this fact.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

                        I'm sure they thought it was innocent enough, but what these kids don't realize is they're not just giving away Lemonade, they're giving away.
                        • Their Innocence
                          Their ticket to Salvation
                          Their Purity


                        What have these godless liberals got kids believing?
                        1 Timothy 2:12

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                        • #13
                          Re: Evil Godless Communist Little Girls Try To Give Away Lemonade

                          Perhaps they were liberals trying to lure men to have sexual intercourse with them. Were they wearing clothing that is unfit for Christian use?

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