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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Why is killing a dog such a big deal?

    I added this tag to the thread: radical peta fascism
    Nothing will stop the vegetarian lobby as long as baby harp seals have such cute eyes.

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  • Lisa H
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    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
    Daddy and I were going to join an organisation called PETA because we thought it stood for People Eating Tasty Animals.

    But it appears we were wrong.

    Genesis 9:1-3 (King James Version)
    1 And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.
    2 And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.
    3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
    I thought PETA stood for Perverted Entertainers Tarting Around. So many of the PETA harlots hold their demonstration topless.

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  • handmaiden
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    Many vegans believe that honey is exploitative to bees and pearls are cruel to oysters..

    And in college I heard of one fella who refused to apply antiseptic to a cut on his skin because those microbial life forms have a right to exist.

    Mind-bogglingly Yours,

    Handmaiden

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
    Daddy and I were going to join an organisation called PETA because we thought it stood for People Eating Tasty Animals. But it appears we were wrong.
    Oh, don't get me started on that band of terrorists.

    They sprayed a fur coat of mine with red paint once outside Saks. I grabbed their bullhorn and informed them, "That's really smart. Animals DIED for that coat, and now more have to be killed to replace it. GOOD GOING!"

    Luckily, I also had my Mace© on me, so they got a little spray back when they (rudely) reclaimed their bullhorn.

    I charged a HUGE full-length fox cape inside and had a store guard escort me out past them to the car. I didn't even like the cape THAT much, but they got my dander up!

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    I've been thinking about this entire saga and I think I've figured out why animal rights and other goodie two shoes are so upset.

    The animal rights people realized that someone could kill their own personal dog. If that happened, they could no longer amaze their friends by showing their domination over the dog.

    "Fetch," they say. And, as if guided by a TV romote, the dog does what it is told.

    So, it occurred to them that if someone killed their dog, they would have to fetch their own sticks. It would be so embarrassing.
    Do you really think it's the animal rights people who tell there dog to fetch? Nope, the animal rights people consider it too demeaning to the dog to tell it what to do. They're the ones who let their dog crap all over your lawn and dig up your rose garden because "he's a free spirit and they don't know what to do because things like leashes, collars, and training are cruel.

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  • Sister Charli
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    Daddy and I were going to join an organisation called PETA because we thought it stood for People Eating Tasty Animals.

    But it appears we were wrong.

    Genesis 9:1-3 (King James Version)
    1 And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.
    2 And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.
    3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    I've been thinking about this entire saga and I think I've figured out why animal rights and other goodie two shoes are so upset.

    The animal rights people realized that someone could kill their own personal dog. If that happened, they could no longer amaze their friends by showing their domination over the dog.

    "Fetch," they say. And, as if guided by a TV romote, the dog does what it is told.

    So, it occurred to them that if someone killed their dog, they would have to fetch their own sticks. It would be so embarrassing.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    I am a bit concerned that he might be a mooslim. This is how they kill their animals before eating them.
    Great observation, Lisa.

    Perhaps he was starving and needed to eat the dog to stay alive. Lots of places in the world eat dogs.

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  • Lisa H
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    ... So, he tried to kill the dog by cutting its throat. The dog lived. Now the dog is being used by animal rights advocates for propaga
    I am a bit concerned that he might be a mooslim. This is how they kill their animals before eating them.

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  • Taylor
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    Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
    I can relate with this guy. Anyone that has ever had to live next door to someone that has has little control over their ill-behaved dog knows what a pain in the butt it is to have to wake up at 5:00am because their mongrel of an animal is making a fuss in the back yard.

    So while I was on vacation my next door neighbor's bought by far the worst in their series of awful dogs. They had some massive white thing that was capable of barking over lawn mowers and low-flying helicopters. Mercifully that dog passed away (slowly and in great pain, I might add!). After that they bought some other piece of **** worthless animal that was a piece of loud garbage. While I was gone it killed himself when he apparently smashed his head into a wall while turning around and broke his neck. Now they have an ill-mannered black lab that barks non-stop whenever it's in the back yard. Of all their vile dogs I hate this one the most. I get into regular shouting matches with it.

    Anyway, I was thinking I should play a prank on them or something... something that will cause them some annoyance so that they will know what it feels like to be annoyed. Just something light-hearted that I and the other neighbors that hate this dog can laugh about behind their backs. I was thinking the next time they leave the dog in the back yard and leave the house I would hop the fence, slash its throat with a hunting knife, hang its carcass over their front door, slash its stomach open so its intestines and organs spill out all over the front porch and leave a note that says "If you buy another dog I'll do this to your children." Just something kind of fun that'll get under their skin a little.
    I love the fact that you are a "Master debator" and at the bottom it says "Boycott logic". Haha

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  • Benedict A. Davis
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    Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
    I can relate with this guy. Anyone that has ever had to live next door to someone that has has little control over their ill-behaved dog knows what a pain in the butt it is to have to wake up at 5:00am because their mongrel of an animal is making a fuss in the back yard.

    So while I was on vacation my next door neighbor's bought by far the worst in their series of awful dogs. They had some massive white thing that was capable of barking over lawn mowers and low-flying helicopters. Mercifully that dog passed away (slowly and in great pain, I might add!). After that they bought some other piece of **** worthless animal that was a piece of loud garbage. While I was gone it killed himself when he apparently smashed his head into a wall while turning around and broke his neck. Now they have an ill-mannered black lab that barks non-stop whenever it's in the back yard. Of all their vile dogs I hate this one the most. I get into regular shouting matches with it.

    Anyway, I was thinking I should play a prank on them or something... something that will cause them some annoyance so that they will know what it feels like to be annoyed. Just something light-hearted that I and the other neighbors that hate this dog can laugh about behind their backs. I was thinking the next time they leave the dog in the back yard and leave the house I would hop the fence, slash its throat with a hunting knife, hang its carcass over their front door, slash its stomach open so its intestines and organs spill out all over the front porch and leave a note that says "If you buy another dog I'll do this to your children." Just something kind of fun that'll get under their skin a little.
    Your neighbor might get the wrong idea and think there was some sort of ''Fatal Attraction'' thing going on.

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  • Wash O'Hanley
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    I can relate with this guy. Anyone that has ever had to live next door to someone that has has little control over their ill-behaved dog knows what a pain in the butt it is to have to wake up at 5:00am because their mongrel of an animal is making a fuss in the back yard.

    So while I was on vacation my next door neighbor's bought by far the worst in their series of awful dogs. They had some massive white thing that was capable of barking over lawn mowers and low-flying helicopters. Mercifully that dog passed away (slowly and in great pain, I might add!). After that they bought some other piece of **** worthless animal that was a piece of loud garbage. While I was gone it killed himself when he apparently smashed his head into a wall while turning around and broke his neck. Now they have an ill-mannered black lab that barks non-stop whenever it's in the back yard. Of all their vile dogs I hate this one the most. I get into regular shouting matches with it.

    Anyway, I was thinking I should play a prank on them or something... something that will cause them some annoyance so that they will know what it feels like to be annoyed. Just something light-hearted that I and the other neighbors that hate this dog can laugh about behind their backs. I was thinking the next time they leave the dog in the back yard and leave the house I would hop the fence, slash its throat with a hunting knife, hang its carcass over their front door, slash its stomach open so its intestines and organs spill out all over the front porch and leave a note that says "If you buy another dog I'll do this to your children." Just something kind of fun that'll get under their skin a little.

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  • Palmer C. Eldrich
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    Killing a dog isn't a big deal. Unless it's a real cute one that your girlfriend is fond of. ]

    Otherwise, animals are for killing, unless they belong to someone else, or if the government tells you not to kill any more of those eagles.

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
    I read somewhere that the young man got straight A's in the Biology lab dissections class. It was unfortunate that he was not assigned to that lab but was taking chemistry.
    In all probability, the canine was possessed. He may well have been releasing the evil spirit.

    Or maybe it was a seeing eye dog?

    Matthew 5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

    The trial will resolve these questions, but I don't know why he should be behind bars in the mean time. He's obviously not a threat to people.

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  • Benedict A. Davis
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    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
    I would think that the Bible would be of use to this upstanding young man in his upcoming trial. After all, God was very clear about who has dominion over whom on His earth.

    And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
    Genesis 1:28

    The Lord told young Benjamin that he was not only master of all of the animals on earth, but that it is his responsibility to subdue them as well. The young man had been tasked by God to slit the throat of his disobedient charge.




    And just look at this fine fellow, I would have no trouble at all leaving him in charge of the ewes that we use for Scientheistic research at Landover University. I bet he has extensive experience dealing closely with farm animals by the look of him.
    I read somewhere that the young man got straight A's in the Biology lab dissections class. It was unfortunate that he was not assigned to that lab but was taking chemistry.

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