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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    U.S. Army Courts Sodomites?

    Brothers and sisters, I bring you THIS secular news story with some alarm. What possible explanation can there be for the Godly American Army to be advertising on a queer dating TV show, starring a lezbean chink drag queen?

    Army Reserve a Surprising Advertiser During ‘Tila Tequila’

    Who would advertise on a bisexual dating show?

    Would you believe the U.S. Army Reserve? That answer and others came Tuesday night when MTV premiered “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila.”

    There were some predictable sponsors—such as movie studios—who show up in programs with potential to make most advertisers’ black list of shows to avoid because of content.

    But in a commercial break about halfway through the show—shh, don’t ask, don’t tell—the U.S. Army Reserve marched in. So did Arby’s. The final commercial break contained ads for two products from Chattem: Selsun Blue dandruff shampoo and ACT mouthwash.

    In the show, Ms. Tequila, who became famous as a MySpace phenomenon, will try to pick her perfect mate from a group of men and a group of women. Contestants of both sexes got the surprising news that Ms. Tequila was bisexual at the end of the first episode.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3330

    #2
    Re: U.S. Army Courts Sodomites?

    Well it IS the Army...

    The Marines are busy advertising on Spike.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: U.S. Army Courts Sodomites?

      Maybe they just read the first three words of the proposed show, "a shot at..." and authorized it without looking any deeper into the content.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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