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The evil emanating from the Obama "White" House just never ends:
Since 1937, US presidents have addressed the Boy Scouts of America 3 times in total. I'm hardly surprised that Obama has failed to do so, even though it should be his highest priority. If he showed his face at one of their Jamborees, they' probably string him up at the nearest oak tree. After all, the Boy Scouts represent America's future, which fortunately is being taken over by Christian fundamentalists and and turned it into an anti-gay pro-church Republican militia.
And I must add that the "new" Boy Scouts of America is a whole lot more fun than the old stuffy organization. Scouts used to learn how to tie knots - now they learn how to tie up Muslims for waterboarding sessions. As for helping little old ladies cross the street - hey, if the old bags can't afford a chaffeur-driven limo, then they're fair game for paintball practice (which is good training for Iraq) before being shipped off to the glue factory.
Boy scouts:
"If you're not with us, you're against us"
Of course, I haven't forgotten the girls. Although less suitable for military training, the Girl Scouts of America nevertheless can play a useful role indoctrinating impressionable young home-schooled females into warm, compassionate fascists who will devoutly hate liberals, obey their husbands, volunteer themselves as punching bags, and always vote Republican.
"And today I learned how to bake poisoned Girl Scout cookies,
to feed the homeless."
The youth of America today truly fills me with hope. And to think that at one time, being young meant being idealistic. I'm sure glad we're past that now.
Obama Snubs Boy Scouts' 100th Anniversary in Favor of 'The View'
President Barack Obama, the honorary chairman of the Boy Scouts of America, will not speak in-person before the group on Wednesday at Fort A.P. Hill in Virginia, as part of the organization's 100th anniversary celebration. However, the president is sending a videotaped message to the scouts for Wednesday, the same day he will be in Manhattan to tape an appearance for ABC TV’s talk show “The View.”
President Barack Obama, the honorary chairman of the Boy Scouts of America, will not speak in-person before the group on Wednesday at Fort A.P. Hill in Virginia, as part of the organization's 100th anniversary celebration. However, the president is sending a videotaped message to the scouts for Wednesday, the same day he will be in Manhattan to tape an appearance for ABC TV’s talk show “The View.”
And I must add that the "new" Boy Scouts of America is a whole lot more fun than the old stuffy organization. Scouts used to learn how to tie knots - now they learn how to tie up Muslims for waterboarding sessions. As for helping little old ladies cross the street - hey, if the old bags can't afford a chaffeur-driven limo, then they're fair game for paintball practice (which is good training for Iraq) before being shipped off to the glue factory.
Boy scouts:
"If you're not with us, you're against us"
Of course, I haven't forgotten the girls. Although less suitable for military training, the Girl Scouts of America nevertheless can play a useful role indoctrinating impressionable young home-schooled females into warm, compassionate fascists who will devoutly hate liberals, obey their husbands, volunteer themselves as punching bags, and always vote Republican.
"And today I learned how to bake poisoned Girl Scout cookies,
to feed the homeless."
The youth of America today truly fills me with hope. And to think that at one time, being young meant being idealistic. I'm sure glad we're past that now.
I know I havent informed my children yet, they still think President Bush is still leading us.
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