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Libtards bloggers -- the kind CNN wants to start reining in -- have gone too far this time.
I know everyone here is a fan of newsbusters.org, the website run by the very Godly Media Research Center to expose the lies of the liberal left-wing media who conspire with Barack Osama to destroy Christianity.
These perverts are calling out to atheists to cost NewsBusters money, and even to transform their delightful free bumper sticker into an attack on Jesus!
What sort of depraved mind would conceive of such a thing?? 
I know everyone here is a fan of newsbusters.org, the website run by the very Godly Media Research Center to expose the lies of the liberal left-wing media who conspire with Barack Osama to destroy Christianity.
These perverts are calling out to atheists to cost NewsBusters money, and even to transform their delightful free bumper sticker into an attack on Jesus!
Hey, atheists! Here’s an opportunity you shouldn’t pass up.
If you fill out a very simple form over here, the Media Research Center and Newsbusters (really just two names for the same conservative media creature) will promise to waste their budget sending you letters about the latest Jesus this and theocratic that and kill-the-Muslims other thing. Over a year or so, it’ll negate a John Bircher’s donation to the group, and you’ll get more than a few yuks from your mail. (Did you know Barack Obama’s secret Muslim cabal has plans to turn the Washington Monument into a Minaret from which he will proclaim the new Islamic Caliphate of Dee Cee?????)
But wait, there’s more! If you sign up today (or, okay, tomorrow, or the day after that, or the day after that too), you will get, absolutely free, your very own highly sassy atheist bumper sticker!
No, it doesn’t actually come to you that way. When you get it in the mail, it’ll look like this:
But through the magic of scissors, you can make it look like this:
A defiant atheist bumper sticker in Swiss-ish red and white? Gratis? Hey, thanks, Media Research Center!
If you fill out a very simple form over here, the Media Research Center and Newsbusters (really just two names for the same conservative media creature) will promise to waste their budget sending you letters about the latest Jesus this and theocratic that and kill-the-Muslims other thing. Over a year or so, it’ll negate a John Bircher’s donation to the group, and you’ll get more than a few yuks from your mail. (Did you know Barack Obama’s secret Muslim cabal has plans to turn the Washington Monument into a Minaret from which he will proclaim the new Islamic Caliphate of Dee Cee?????)
But wait, there’s more! If you sign up today (or, okay, tomorrow, or the day after that, or the day after that too), you will get, absolutely free, your very own highly sassy atheist bumper sticker!
No, it doesn’t actually come to you that way. When you get it in the mail, it’ll look like this:
But through the magic of scissors, you can make it look like this:
A defiant atheist bumper sticker in Swiss-ish red and white? Gratis? Hey, thanks, Media Research Center!
What is this? Some kind of secret message?
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