Pastor Pistle Up For National GOP Chairman!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise Jesus! Our Godly President GWB has fired the wetback he had temporarily running the GOP (God's Only Party!), and the rumor mill is working full time on who will be replacing him. The best news is that our own beloved Pastor Al Pistle's name has been prominently mentioned, and he seems to be the frontrunner! GLORY!!

Martinez quits as RNC general chairman

WASHINGTON - Mel Martinez, the public face of the Republican National Committee as its general chairman, announced Friday he was stepping down from his post after serving only 10 months.

I know we all can't wait to hear the new platform and massive policy changes under the Godly leadership of Pastor Pistle. With Jesus, GWB and Pastor Al at the helm, our nation will be headed for glorious Armageddon soon!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Pastor Pistle Up For National GOP Chairman!

The article is right to point out that the wetback is the "public face" of the GOP, not someone who makes any actual decisions. (Except for "Should I mow the lawn first, or sweep&mop?") Of course our trustworthy brothers Karl Rove, Sun Myung Moon and Pastor Deacon Fred would have been calling the shots from the "smoke filled backrooms". (Funny thing: they're not smoky, and usually not even backrooms. Dunno who named 'em.)

Anyway, Al's excellent stage presence and no-nonsense communication style certainly do recommend him for public face of the GOP. Also, finally having a real conservative at the helm will fire up the base activists who are getting impatient with the tentativeness that the party is currently suffering from.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Pastor Pistle Up For National GOP Chairman!

I guess it was alright for a wetback to be chairman during the "coasting" period of relative normalcy following our victory in Iraq, but now that we're getting ready to startstop WWIII by preemptively striking Iran (or was Iran the country we just beat? These raghead names are so confusing!), Syria, Libya, Cuba, Venezuela, France, San Fransisco, and Ottoman Timbuktustan (Canada), it's time for a Godly White Christian to take the reigns. In other words, it's time to get serious.

[Deaner]

Re: Pastor Pistle Up For National GOP Chairman!

Mel Martinez..., announced Friday he was stepping down from his post after serving only 10 months.

Well of course I wish Pastor Al the best and my prayers are with him; but the simple fact that GWB got a beaner to work for ten straight months is testament to his miraculous abilities. It's win-win all round for the U.S. because Martinez will be able to relate to this fellow countrymen the joys of sobriety and wearing clean clothes. Mr. Bush is a genius.

[lilith]

Re: Pastor Pistle Up For National GOP Chairman!

Well of course I wish Pastor Al the best and my prayers are with him; but the simple fact that GWB got a beaner to work for ten straight months is testament to his miraculous abilities. It's win-win all round for the U.S. because Martinez will be able to relate to this fellow countrymen the joys of sobriety and wearing clean clothes. Mr. Bush is a genius.

So Deaner,think Pastor Al will also learn these invaluable lessons from the experience,then?

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Pastor Pistle Up For National GOP Chairman!

I am greatly enthused by Pastor Pistle's nomination for GOP Chairman (and he'll certainly be a "chairman," not one of those hermaphroditic "chairpersons" that the gay Demoncrats have).

Of course, being the GOP Chairman is a difficult and demanding job. Perhaps Pastor Pistle should contact beloved Senator Larry Craig, as I understand that he is now offering a training course on how to take "a wide stance" on the issues.

YIC,
Buford