Little Known Facts About Our Godly Commander-in-Chief

[H. Montague Worthington]

- He has not slept since 1997.
- His boyhood friends called him "Ace."
- He wears size 14 shoes.
- Although he seems to have a bit of trouble with English, he speaks eight other languages fluently.
- His favorite film is Akira Kurosawa's 1952 classic "Ikiru," and he has memorized every word of the dialogue in the original Japanese.
- His favorite color is blue.
- He won the 1967 Yale Chess Championship.
- At dinner parties he amuses the guests by crushing charcoal briquettes into very small diamonds.
- He prefers Fords to Chevys.
- His urine can be used as a powerful motor fuel.
- His favorite TV show is "24."
- While visiting Asia, he dove for pearls and stayed under water for 11 minutes before resurfacing for air.
- Doctors have measured his manhood at 21 inches long and 9 inches around, flacid. He uses two belts to strap it to his left leg, so the bulge in in pants will not unecessarily excite too many ladies.
- While visiting his brother in Florida in 1992, he rescued a small child from the jaws of an alligator.

[James Norrington]

Re: Little Known Facts About Our Godly Commander-in-Chief

*sniff sniff* - Hmmm... I can smell a few lies in there :p

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Little Known Facts About Our Godly Commander-in-Chief

- He has not slept since 1997.
- His boyhood friends called him "Ace."
- He wears size 14 shoes.
- Although he seems to have a bit of trouble with English, he speaks eight other languages fluently.
- His favorite film is Akira Kurosawa's 1952 classic "Ikiru," and he has memorized every word of the dialogue in the original Japanese.
- His favorite color is blue.
- He won the 1967 Yale Chess Championship.
- At dinner parties he amuses the guests by crushing charcoal briquettes into very small diamonds.
- He prefers Fords to Chevys.
- His urine can be used as a powerful motor fuel.
- His favorite TV show is "24."
- While visiting Asia, he dove for pearls and stayed under water for 11 minutes before resurfacing for air.
- Doctors have measured his manhood at 21 inches long and 9 inches around, flacid. He uses two belts to strap it to his left leg, so the bulge in in pants will not unecessarily excite too many ladies.
- While visiting his brother in Florida in 1992, he rescued a small child from the jaws of an alligator.

Did he use his 21 inch long, 9" girth flaccid manhood to flog the alligator with, stunning it into unconsciousness? What a stirring portrait that would make. I'd have a 3metre x 2metre mural of that scene painted on my guest quarters swimming pool wall. Opposite the one of Marines raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

[lilith]

Re: Little Known Facts About Our Godly Commander-in-Chief

- He has not slept since 1997.*

*THAT explains a huge amount about his nibs.

- His boyhood friends called him "Ace."
- He wears size 14 shoes.*

*Why would anybody care?

- Although he seems to have a bit of trouble with English, he speaks eight other languages fluently.*

So...he mangles them as well huh.

- His favorite film is Akira Kurosawa's 1952 classic "Ikiru," and he has memorized every word of the dialogue in the original Japanese.*

*Of course he has - why worry about trivial things like the war in Iraq when he can waste time memorising a movie - apparently,parrots are quite good at it too.

- His favorite color is blue.
- He won the 1967 Yale Chess Championship.*

* Who did he bribe?


- At dinner parties he amuses the guests by crushing charcoal briquettes into very small diamonds.
- He prefers Fords to Chevys.
- His urine can be used as a powerful motor fuel.*

*Probably I really shouldn't comment on this one.


- His favorite TV show is "24."
- While visiting Asia, he dove for pearls and stayed under water for 11 minutes before resurfacing for air.*

*And we all know about the effects on the brain when it's deprived of oxygen,what with this living illustration of it.


- Doctors have measured his manhood at 21 inches long and 9 inches around, flacid. He uses two belts to strap it to his left leg, so the bulge in in pants will not unecessarily excite too many ladies.*

*Did they b*llocks - it's a cunningly designed codpiece.


- While visiting his brother in Florida in 1992, he rescued a small child from the jaws of an alligator.

*

*Shouldn't that read: While visiting his brother in Florida,he was so drunk he dropped a small child into the jaws of an alligator?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Little Known Facts About Our Godly Commander-in-Chief

- He has not slept since 1997.
- His boyhood friends called him "Ace."
- He wears size 14 shoes.
- Although he seems to have a bit of trouble with English, he speaks eight other languages fluently.
- His favorite film is Akira Kurosawa's 1952 classic "Ikiru," and he has memorized every word of the dialogue in the original Japanese.
- His favorite color is blue.
- He won the 1967 Yale Chess Championship.
- At dinner parties he amuses the guests by crushing charcoal briquettes into very small diamonds.
- He prefers Fords to Chevys.
- His urine can be used as a powerful motor fuel.
- His favorite TV show is "24."
- While visiting Asia, he dove for pearls and stayed under water for 11 minutes before resurfacing for air.
- Doctors have measured his manhood at 21 inches long and 9 inches around, flacid. He uses two belts to strap it to his left leg, so the bulge in in pants will not unecessarily excite too many ladies.
- While visiting his brother in Florida in 1992, he rescued a small child from the jaws of an alligator.

Those who do not believe in prescience, regard this foreknowledge of our Godly Commander in Chief (in waiting). Truer than ever before.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Little Known Facts About Our Godly Commander-in-Chief

Those who do not believe in prescience, regard this foreknowledge of our Godly Commander in Chief (in waiting). Truer than ever before.

This remarkable information about President Trump needs to be more widely known. One can quickly see why everything would be going so much better now if the election had not have been stolen by Biden.