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  • Brother Guy Bayard
    Anvil of the Antipodes
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1271
    #76
    Re: My very first post,and yea im sticking around

    Originally posted by Spike. View Post
    I actully changed last night.Viking belived that there was no after life and what you did in life signified your status.You had a day picked for you when you were going to die,so no matter how you lived your life,you were destitnd to die.In other words I have nothing left to lose only gain.Goodbye sir.
    No Viking after-life?? Ever heard of Valhalla?
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #77
        Re: My very first post, and yea im sticking around

        OK, that was confusing. C'mon over here boy and let me smack some Jesus into you. Someday you will realize the true path to salvation.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #78
            Re: My very first post,and yea im sticking around

            Originally posted by Spike. View Post
            I actully changed last night.Viking belived that there was no after life and what you did in life signified your status.You had a day picked for you when you were going to die,so no matter how you lived your life,you were destitnd to die.In other words I have nothing left to lose only gain.Goodbye sir.
            Filthy commie bastards like you never change. Vikings are a myth. Only Jesus knows when you're going to die, because He's the one who does the killing.

            Unless you turn your miserable life over to Christ TODAY, you will spend eternity suffering unspeakable pain in the depths of hell. Jesus is waiting on you, commie bastard.




            And on a side note, may I just say "Thank you Jesus" for allowing me to live long enough to make my 9,000th post on your favorite forum. Glory!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #79
                Re: My very first post,and yea im sticking around

                Originally posted by Spike. View Post
                Do you always swallow whole all the bullspit the goverment feeds you.Do you know why they do that?Because you cant tax a natural growing substance...the only reason they cant tax weed is because it grows everywhere and anyone can grow it,thats why its illigal.OPEN YOUR EYES MAN!
                So does that mean there's no tax on tobacco? I knew you commies were dumb, but I didn't realise you were quite that dumb.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892
                    #80
                    Re: My very first post,and yea im sticking around

                    Originally posted by Spike. View Post
                    I actully changed last night.Viking belived that there was no after life and what you did in life signified your status.You had a day picked for you when you were going to die,so no matter how you lived your life,you were destitnd to die.In other words I have nothing left to lose only gain.Goodbye sir.
                    As brother Guy said, you're wrong.
                    The vikings did believe in an afterlife.. And it was indeed called Vallhalla.
                    They did believe that everyone had a set date when you would die though, and so do we. (Though you're completely wrong on the afterlife thing.)
                    However, those heathens also believed in 8-legged man-eating horses and that you could walk on rainbows..
                    So are you really going to side with such heathen fools rather than Jesus Christ?
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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