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  • #16
    Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

    Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
    I think my compass says it all for me......

    So, a Stalinist, eh?
    Originally posted by Chezund Rice View Post
    I have used a colored graph like that before, however. To sight my shotgun.
    Praise! Just goes to show coloreds are good for something, after all.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #17
      Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      So, a Stalinist, eh?
      While I do admire Stalin (and the communist party as a whole), Stalin was much more authoritarian. I actually tend more towards anarchy as my political belief system.
      Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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      • #18
        Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

        Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
        While I do admire Stalin (and the communist party as a whole), Stalin was much more authoritarian. I actually tend more towards anarchy as my political belief system.
        uh huh. Stalin liked anarchists. They made good insulation material for ships anchored all winter in Magadan harbor.
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        • #19
          Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
          uh huh. Stalin liked anarchists. They made good insulation material for ships anchored all winter in Magadan harbor.
          Ya they did. I dunno though, it seems to me like joos would have made better insulation...or christians. Nice to know that those religious types are good for something
          Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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          • #20
            Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

            Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
            Ya they did. I dunno though, it seems to me like joos would have made better insulation...or christians. Nice to know that those religious types are good for something
            Or perhaps homers, like yourself. It would be nice to put your fat buttocks to use for something other than a pincushion for other men's tallywackers.
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
            in 2016

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            • #21
              Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
              Or perhaps homers, like yourself. It would be nice to put your fat buttocks to use for something other than a pincushion for other men's tallywackers.
              Now why would you assume that I'm a homer? I've said it before that Christian men have an obssesion with Jesus, who was in fact a man. Maybe it's time to do some self ANALization maybe?
              Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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              • #22
                Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

                Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                Now why would you assume that I'm a homer? I've said it before that Christian men have an obssesion with Jesus, who was in fact a man. Maybe it's time to do some self ANALization maybe?
                You do talk like a queer. And your name is pretty queer too. And you have the politics of a queer. You have to admit that.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #23
                  Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

                  Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                  Now why would you assume that I'm a homer? I've said it before that Christian men have an obssesion with Jesus, who was in fact a man. Maybe it's time to do some self ANALization maybe?

                  The Marx Brothers were all Joo bastards, and Harpo was the most queer-looking of them all:



                  No heterosexual male would play a harp, not even in heaven.

                  And remember, their father was leader of the Communists, Karl Marx.

                  I will pray for your soul.

                  YIC,
                  Buford
                  yours in Christ,
                  Brother Buford

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                  • #24
                    Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You do talk like a queer. And your name is pretty queer too. And you have the politics of a queer. You have to admit that.
                    I would but admit it if I knew how queers spoke, what their names were and how they thought politically. Unfortunately, I don't spend enough time researching the queer lifestyle to know all this. Maybe one of you Christians could enlighten me?
                    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                    • #25
                      Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

                      Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                      I would but admit it if I knew how queers spoke,
                      Make that a Goth Queer.
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • #26
                        Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

                        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                        Make that a Goth Queer.
                        I've never even heard of that subculture, are you the only member?
                        Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                        • #27
                          Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

                          Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                          I've never even heard of that subculture, are you the only member?
                          Congratulations. That was one step above "I know you are, so what am I". What's next, the dreaded Rubber-Glue Defense?
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • #28
                            Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                            Congratulations. That was one step above "I know you are, so what am I". What's next, the dreaded Rubber-Glue Defense?
                            You know, I had actually thought about it, but I figured that I'd try something with a little more class instead. I do think that we are both above this name calling. So, you dirty Christ-lover, let's try to keep the posts a little more civil shall we?
                            Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                            • #29
                              Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

                              Throw in some bread sticks and you've got yourself a deal!
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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                              • #30
                                Re: Where is Your Political Compass?

                                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                Throw in some bread sticks and you've got yourself a deal!
                                Deal as long as Christ never ate bread sticks
                                Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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