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[TC Patriot]

As you know I am a strong supporter of Dick Cheney and we all know how much Jesus loves Dick. While it is true I think the world of Victoria Jackson of SNL fame because she hates Obama almost as much as she loves Jesus, she is after all a woman. She should be a secretary... Secretary of State. She like Sister Sarah is really smart for a woman.

Sure Victoria loves Dick but Jesus being Jesus loves Dick a whole lot more.

Many of you may be wondering why I want Jesus for VP and not the president. Jesus may be too busy to be president. After all he has to decide who goes to hell and that is a full time job. I would not trust that job even to Jerry Falwell who is up in heaven helping Jesus run things.

Also Dick deserves to be president and Jesus is not a glory hound. With all the praise we give him (SHOUT GLORAH!) I think he is satisfied but he needs to be near Dick. Dick heads the world while Jesus guides Dick. There will be times when Dick will need Jesus behind him.

Anyway, if you love Jesus you can't help but love Dick.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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TCP, as much as I personally love Dick, I have to ask whether you think your dear Dick has gotten more than a bit soft the last couple of years, since he's been jerked away from Bush and forced to stand up on his own.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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TCP, as much as I personally love Dick, I have to ask whether you think your dear Dick has gotten more than a bit soft the last couple of years, since he's been jerked away from Bush and forced to stand up on his own.

Rev. Rodimer, I believe I must respectfully disagree. I believe that Dick is as firm as ever in his beliefs. If it seems like he is wilting in his beliefs, we must remember that since he is out of office currently the lieberal media is more willing then ever to jerk him around. I believe that Dick is JUST the man who can erect a strong, yet small, federal government that has just enough power to penetrate any foreign nations who get too uppity without screwing over the taxpayers.

[TC Patriot]

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TCP, as much as I personally love Dick, I have to ask whether you think your dear Dick has gotten more than a bit soft the last couple of years, since he's been jerked away from Bush and forced to stand up on his own.

I think Dick is up for anything and he is one Dick that can be up for anything without Bush.

If Jesus can't run for veep we have Dick Armey. America was great when we had Dick Nixon. We need a pair of Dicks in the Whitehouse.

[LordHaveMercy]

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So long as we have some great Dicks around, we can soak up whatever comes out of them and I, for one, will always ask for more!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I enjoy Dick as much as anybody. And without Bush around him, he appears even taller.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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In Denmark we don't have any great Dicks what so ever, so I use quite a lot of time searching the internet to find information about your Dick. I must admit that I love what I see, and that it excites me to learn about the actions Dick takes on different subjects.

[Tubba Blubba]

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I for one am thrilled to see Dick pulsate and thrust into the cavity left without Bush.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I think Dick is up for anything and he is one Dick that can be up for anything without Bush.

If Jesus can't run for veep we have Dick Armey. America was great when we had Dick Nixon. We need a pair of Dicks in the Whitehouse.

Jesus for VP instead of President?

I know how passionate you are about Mr. Cheney, but are you suggesting you would put your love of Dick ahead of Jesus, Brother?

I for one am thrilled to see Dick pulsate and thrust into the cavity left without Bush.

Well, now that's just vulgar. Leave it to a foreigner to turn a discussion about our former President and Vice President into some depraved sex chat.

[Tubba Blubba]

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Well, now that's just vulgar. Leave it to a foreigner to turn a discussion about our former President and Vice President into some depraved sex chat.

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I was talking about how thrilled I am to see if Dick will take the place of Bush.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I was talking about how thrilled I am to see if Dick will take the place of Bush.

Well, I hope so. I've got my eye on you, Missy!

[HTannor]

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I believe that loving Dick should be a prerequisite for achieving True Christian status.

Now, it may be difficult for our male "Forum Members" to openly express their love of Dick - men being sometimes reluctant to express the word "love", but we know they really do.

Women, however, are seldom hesitant to express their feelings. So, for our female "Forum Members", I strongly recommend they open their mouths and show their love of Dick.

[LordHaveMercy]

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I believe that loving Dick should be a prerequisite for achieving True Christian status.

Now, it may be difficult for our male "Forum Members" to openly express their love of Dick - men being sometimes reluctant to express the word "love", but we know they really do.

My Love I save for my Family and the Lord, and to some extent my fellow man, but I think most True Christian Men would happily admit that they enjoy Dick an awful lot, even to the point of craving Dick from time to time. I have had a veritable hunger for Dick since 2008, because having Dick down your throat on a daily basis thanks to FOX news, (Praise be!) one kind of gets used to it.

I think that in 2012, all Good Christian Men should gather together, in a big circle, and help this country have the biggest, longest, hardest election seen since the days of Teddy "Big Stick" Roosevelt.

[TC Patriot]

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Jesus for VP instead of President?

I know how passionate you are about Mr. Cheney, but are you suggesting you would put your love of Dick ahead of Jesus, Brother?

Well, now that's just vulgar. Leave it to a foreigner to turn a discussion about our former President and Vice President into some depraved sex chat.

Dick's ticker is bad and if he gets called to heaven before his term is over we get Jesus and he can then get Dick Armey so we will always have a Dick in the oval office.

Dick and Bush were really co presidents and I suppose Dick and Jesus would be co presidents as well. When it's all said and done Jesus will be in charge of what ever Dick is president.

It's really a no brainer, all True Christian love Jesus and Dick.