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  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #1

    Helping young entrepreneurs get a start

    As a True Christian ™ and a member of the Godly Republican Party ™ I am a firm believer in Godly Free Enterprise ™ and am always willing to help my fellow free-traders get a leg up while entering the world of commerce and Godly Profits ™.

    Just the other day, I heard a group of young people practicing some sort of music here in the trailer park.

    I asked them what they were doing and they said they were making a video with a stirring message and hoped it will go big time in the music video business.

    They knew I was an important member of an online group and asked if I could help them by posting their video where it would be noticed.

    I, myself, don't pretend to understand all the words in modern music, but they are certainly enthusiastic about whatever it is they're trying to impart.


    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Helping young entrepreneurs get a start

    Umm... Brother, I believe there are queers talking smack in your video. I turned it off after the first minute, but it looks like they're building towards some climactic anal rape scene.
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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #3
      Re: Helping young entrepreneurs get a start

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      Umm... Brother, I believe there are queers talking smack in your video. I turned it off after the first minute, but it looks like they're building towards some climactic anal rape scene.
      What!

      Queers? Climaxes and Rape Scenes?

      Brothers and Sisters, I throw myself at your feet begging for mercy in this horrible usurption of the free enterprise system.

      I have obviously been taken by clean looking youngsters claiming to be Republicans and trying to make a honest dollar. In my defense, I still don't understand modern music and am obviously missing the message they are trying to deliver.

      I am shocked and saddened by this. I will immediately start eviction procedures.

      I hope one of the Pastors will step forward and lend his calming influence in this matter. I am on my knees waiting for deliverence.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Helping young entrepreneurs get a start

        Brother Tannor, I must say I never thought you had such a wicked sense of humor!

        We all know there are no homosexuals or drag queens in Freehold. Where did you find this hilarious video?

        OK, outside the context of your joke, it's not funny at all. It's really quite offensive. Not only are they promoting perversion, but they're recruiting innocent children into it.

        I'm going to send it to every pro-family group I know. It proves exactly what we've been saying all along: Gay people are disgusting, depraved scumbags who are out to corrupt little kids. First they have them saying "F*CK" on video, next (heck, probably backstage of the video shoot) they have them DOING it with others of their own sex.

        Disgusting.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: Helping young entrepreneurs get a start

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Brother Tannor, I must say I never thought you had such a wicked sense of humor!

          We all know there are no homosexuals or drag queens in Freehold. Where did you find this hilarious video?

          I do have one small "nit to pick" with your characterization of me as having a sense of humor. My circle of friends often "rib" me for not having a "funny bone."

          While it is true I chortle a bit watching Roger crawl up his front steps since they took away his "crip ramp," have laughed uproariously at the humor of Dick Cheney, and am often amused thinking of Mother Teresa on the Hell Train, I find nothing amusing about being duped into posting the video above.

          I stand properly chastised, Reverend, and will repair to my prayer closet for solace.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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