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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

    The evil doer, faggy play actors are not only mocking GOD, they are mocking the war and our precious leader.

    Only click play if you wish to be ENRAGED!

    I bet you dollars to donuts these horribble sinners are demoncrates



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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #2
    Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

    You can tell right away that they're sissy Demoncrats. No REAL Americans have ponytails. And very few Republicans are entertaining.

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    • J R Armstrong
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Nov 2007
      • 18

      #3
      Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

      Not only have they made a monstrosity of a song they try to be funny whilst doing it! I am happy in some respects that even God's own country has it's sinners and sissy no-good-doers, it gives me hope for my own country.
      "And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth." Matthew 13:42

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

        Originally posted by J R Armstrong View Post
        Not only have they made a monstrosity of a song they try to be funny whilst doing it! I am happy in some respects that even God's own country has it's sinners and sissy no-good-doers, it gives me hope for my own country.
        Your Country, I'm afraid is beyond Salvation.
        England cannot even win a war without Uncle Sam winning it for them.

        The Homers in that video will "get theirs" just as soon as Jesus returns.
        PRAISE THE LORD IT'S GOING TO BE SOON

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

          I Hate to confess this (and sound like a cat-licker) but I, too, am getting tired of Yellow Ribbons on SUVs - at least without the Flags to compliment them. Remember how it was at first? Boy, are people ever getting lazy. I guess it was just too much trouble for them to blow a bugle over the vehicle in the late afternoon, unfurl the Flag, while standing at Attention, then furl 'em back up in the morning for the next day's driving. Pityful; simply pity-ful.

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464

            #6
            Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            The evil doer, faggy play actors are not only mocking GOD, they are mocking the war and our precious leader.

            Only click play if you wish to be ENRAGED!

            I bet you dollars to donuts these horribble sinners are demoncrates
            Well, it's attitudes like the ones expressed in that video that explain why it's taken us sooo looong to win this war. But, now that casualties are down, democracy up, and Iraqis practically visiting each others' mosques, I guess the defeatocrates who made that video will have some apologies to make.
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            • J R Armstrong
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Nov 2007
              • 18

              #7
              Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              Your Country, I'm afraid is beyond Salvation.
              England cannot even win a war without Uncle Sam winning it for them.

              The Homers in that video will "get theirs" just as soon as Jesus returns.
              PRAISE THE LORD IT'S GOING TO BE SOON
              Even though America has lost more wars without England than England has lost without America. But the thing is, without a doubt, you are still superoir because you are God's own country.
              "And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth." Matthew 13:42

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

                Originally posted by J R Armstrong View Post
                Even though America has lost more wars without England than England has lost without America. But the thing is, without a doubt, you are still superoir because you are God's own country.
                You foul-mouthed foreigner! America has NEVER lost a war! Not even close!

                Why do you hate our Troops?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

                  Originally posted by J R Armstrong View Post
                  Even though America has lost more wars without England than England has lost without America. But the thing is, without a doubt, you are still superoir because you are God's own country.
                  When has America ever lost a war? For that matter, when's the last time England fought a war without America? Suez?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • J R Armstrong
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18

                    #10
                    Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

                    I do apologies we weren't taught America History in school, only what they (the english) want us to think!
                    "And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth." Matthew 13:42

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                    • One-eyed Jack
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 1092

                      #11
                      Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

                      I cringe for my country! With cynical witticisms like these replacing genuine God-loving art, some Americans are certainly headed for Satan's sitting-room.

                      ~~ OEJ

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                      • A Dark Impulse
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 12

                        #12
                        Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        When has America ever lost a war? For that matter, when's the last time England fought a war without America? Suez?
                        Let's not be coy. America certainly has the foremost technological armed forces, but we aren't invincible. This is proved time and time again in the Brushfire Wars in African, the Vietnam War, and of course the Korean War. It's ideologies like these that keep us from winning such wars like these. We're not invincible. But we are quite good at what we do.


                        Additionally, England has fought many, many wars without America. Since...America has been around for LESS than 300 years. England has warred with Rome, France, Germany, Wales, Ireland, Scotland, India, African colonies and more - and have won and lost many. To say America has been England's only hope, is just ignorant. Something I believe this religion preaches against.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

                          Originally posted by A Dark Impulse View Post
                          Let's not be coy. America certainly has the foremost technological armed forces, but we aren't invincible. This is proved time and time again in the Brushfire Wars in African, the Vietnam War, and of course the Korean War. It's ideologies like these that keep us from winning such wars like these. We're not invincible. But we are quite good at what we do.
                          How did America lose any of those wars? Compare the number of dead gooks to dead Americans, and I think you'll find we won that one fair and square. If we'd lost the Vietnam rule, we'd be living under Viet Cong rule now wouldn't we?
                          Additionally, England has fought many, many wars without America. Since...America has been around for LESS than 300 years. England has warred with Rome, France, Germany, Wales, Ireland, Scotland, India, African colonies and more - and have won and lost many. To say America has been England's only hope, is just ignorant. Something I believe this religion preaches against.
                          Ok, I'll rephrase that: when has England won a war without America's help in the last 200 years?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • A Dark Impulse
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 12

                            #14
                            Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            How did America lose any of those wars? Compare the number of dead gooks to dead Americans, and I think you'll find we won that one fair and square. If we'd lost the Vietnam rule, we'd be living under Viet Cong rule now wouldn't we?


                            Ok, I'll rephrase that: when has England won a war without America's help in the last 200 years?

                            I'll humor you since I know the man behind the computer is merely yanking my chain. But, my research paper is much less exciting then the thought that someone somewhere could be that dumb. I digress.

                            Life for Life is not an applicable way of measuring how a War is won. If you took any form of American History there are a number of ways to win a War. Demoralizing the enemy, killing the leader, razing everything in your site...etc. However, in a person vs. person situation a country like India, that vastly outnumbers us, proves the paradoxical qualities in such an assumption. Either way, we LOST the Vietnam war because we LEFT after ADMITTING defeat. I guess if you can't trust the field generals, the President, and others you can't trust anyone in that regard. Either way, sure we killed more, but they won the war and THAT'S why North Vietnam took over South Vietnam and instilled communism. While your 5th grade social studies skills catch up, I'll wait over here ----> .

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Stick that Yellow Ribbon Up Your SUV?!!?

                              Originally posted by A Dark Impulse View Post
                              I'll humor you since I know the man behind the computer is merely yanking my chain. But, my research paper is much less exciting then the thought that someone somewhere could be that dumb. I digress.

                              Life for Life is not an applicable way of measuring how a War is won. If you took any form of American History there are a number of ways to win a War. Demoralizing the enemy, killing the leader, razing everything in your site...etc. However, in a person vs. person situation a country like India, that vastly outnumbers us, proves the paradoxical qualities in such an assumption. Either way, we LOST the Vietnam war because we LEFT after ADMITTING defeat. I guess if you can't trust the field generals, the President, and others you can't trust anyone in that regard. Either way, sure we killed more, but they won the war and THAT'S why North Vietnam took over South Vietnam and instilled communism. While your 5th grade social studies skills catch up, I'll wait over here ----> .
                              No, we left Vietnam because the mission was accomplished. Think about it: it was Nixon and Ford who withdrew the troops. Republicans, not Democrats. They weren't Democrats, so it wouldn't make any logical sense for them to cut and run. Therefore, we left because we'd accomplished our mission.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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