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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #1

    Attention Prayer Warriors: Opra is Coming!

    Brothers in Christ; I have just received permission from the DOF to tell you that the wealthy nigress Opra Whinefree is coming to our Godly state of Iowa THIS SATURDAY!

    Oprah Winfrey to Stump for Obama

    DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - Oprah Winfrey will join Democrat Barack Obama again on the campaign trail, this time visiting the early contest states of Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina.

    The popular talk show host and media mogul plans to visit Iowa on Saturday, Dec. 8, with stops in Des Moines and Cedar Rapids. The following day, she'll travel to Columbia, S.C. Later that day, she'll visit New Hampshire, but a location hadn't been announced Monday morning.

    This isn't the first time Oprah has lent her star power to the Illinois senator.

    In September, she rolled out the red carpet for Obama at a gala fundraiser in California that brought in about $3 million for his campaign.

    Winfrey is a well-known fan of Obama, calling him "my favorite guy" and "my choice" on CNN's "Larry King Live" last year before he announced he would seek the presidency.

    In a news release announcing the events, Obama's campaign said tickets to the Iowa events will be given first to precinct captains, then campaign volunteers, then to supporters and undecided caucus-goers.

    It said volunteers can be guaranteed a ticket by completing a four- hour volunteer shift or attending local caucus training before the event.
    If you have your wives sign up for the volunteer work, I'm certain that enough of us can get tickets to the event. Brother BJ and the boys in security will ensure that each of us has his prayers magnified 1,000 fold, so if Jesus hears our prayers this should be her last campaign stop for the stealth mudslime, Barrack Hussein Osamabama.

    'Nuff said.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #2
    Re: Attention Prayer Warriors: Opra is Coming!

    We should have the sheriff starve the police dogs for a couple of days and turn the fire hose pressure setting from "Stun" to "Maim."

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    • JennyD
      Honorary True Christian™
      Sweet Placid Sister
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #3
      Re: Attention Prayer Warriors: Opra is Coming!

      How did it go? I didn't see any news reports about Oprahma being attacked by vicious guard dogs, so I assume things were handled with all due discretion.
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      • Glendora Christianson
        Spiritual Mother of LBC
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2329

        #4
        Re: Attention Prayer Warriors: Opra is Coming!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Brothers in Christ; I have just received permission from the DOF to tell you that the wealthy nigress Opra Whinefree is coming to our Godly state of Iowa THIS SATURDAY!
        Brother Zeke, I have already called the county and asked for them to close northbound I-35 so these Demoncrats cannot get near our beloved Freehold. Just in case, we have polished the WHITES ONLY signs at the visitor's center. I know our Sweet Baby Jesus won't approve of them being so close to his favorite church so close to HIS birthday!
        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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