George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

[imback]

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
...George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...George W. Bush

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
...George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...George W. Bush, 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
...George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy." ...George W. Bush to reporters
Actuall quotes how funny is this

[Pastor Ezekiel]

RE: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!!

I for one am proud of our Godly President's record, and would defy anyone to name one president who has produced a better record than George W. Bush.

I agree with the troll who started this thread: GWB IS a genius!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

To "imback", have you ever wondered why there are no threads on the internet devoted to mocking you and the stupid things you say? Have you ever considered the possibility that it might be because you are utterly insignificant and no-one at all cares about you? Well, that's not totally true, Jesus still Loves you, but then again He also cares about hair and sparrows.

[imback]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

To "imback", have you ever wondered why there are no threads on the internet devoted to mocking you and the stupid things you say? Have you ever considered the possibility that it might be because you are utterly insignificant and no-one at all cares about you? Well, that's not totally true, Jesus still Loves you, but then again He also cares about hair and sparrows.

Has it ever occured to you that Jesus isn't real, I have wondered why there are no threads on my stupidity, thats simply because im not, but there is one thing I agree with you on I hate those libs.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

Has it ever occured to you that Jesus isn't real, I have wondered why there are no threads on my stupidity, thats simply because im not, but there is one thing I agree with you on I hate those libs.

Jesus is very real. He is as real as I am. He can heal you of your mental illness too, if you trust in Him, renounce satan, and tithe appropriately.

I'll be praying for you.

[imback]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

Jesus is very real. He is as real as I am. He can heal you of your mental illness too, if you trust in Him, renounce satan, and tithe appropriately.

I'll be praying for you.

I dont have a mental illness. What proof do you have that Jesus existed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

I dont have a mental illness. What proof do you have that Jesus existed.

The ancient historical record provides examples of writers, philosophers and historians who lived during or not long after the time Jesus is believed to have lived and who testify to the fact that he was a real person.

Cornelius Tacitus
Tacitus lived from A.D. 55 to A.D. 120. He was a Roman historian and has been described as the greatest historian of Rome, noted for his integrity and moral uprightness. His most famous works are the Annals and the Histories. The Annals relate the historical narrative from Augustus’ death in A.D.14 to Nero’s death in A.D. 68. The Histories begin their narrative after Nero’s death and finish with Domitian’s death in A.D. 96. In his section describing Nero’s decision to blame the fire of Rome on the Christians, Tacitus affirms that the founder of Christianity, a man he calls Chrestus (a common misspelling of Christ, which was Jesus’ surname), was executed by Pilate, the procurator of Judea during the reign of the Roman emperor Tiberias. Tacitus was hostile to Christianity because in the same paragraph he describes Christus’ or Christ’s death, he describes Christianity as a pernicious superstition. It would have therefore been in his interests to declare that Jesus had never existed, but he did not, and perhaps he did not because he could not without betraying the historical record.

Lucian of Samosata
Lucian was a Greek satirist of the latter half of the second century. He therefore lived within two hundred years of Jesus. Lucian was hostile to Christianity and openly mocked it. He particularly objected to the fact that Christians worshipped a man. He does not mention Jesus’ name, but the reference to the man Christians worship is a reference to Jesus.

Suetonius
Suetonius was a Roman historian and a court official in Emperor Hadrian’s government. In his Life of Claudius he refers to Claudius expelling Jews from Rome on account of their activities on behalf of a man Suetonius calls Chrestus [another misspelling of Christus or Christ].

Pliny the Younger
Pliny was the Governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor (AD. 112). He was responsible for executing Christians for not worshipping or bowing down to a statue of the emperor Trajan. In a letter to the emperor Trajan, he describes how the people on trial for being Christians would describe how they sang songs to Christ because he was a god.

Thallus and Phlegon
Both were ancient historians and both confirmed the fact that the land went dark when Jesus was crucified. This parallels what the Bible said happened when Jesus died.

Mara Bar-Serapion
Some time after 70 A.D., Mara Bar-Sarapion, who was probably a Stoic philosopher, wrote a letter to his son in which he describes how the Jews executed their King. Claiming to be a king was one of the charges the religious authorities used to scare Pontius Pilate into agreeing to execute Jesus.

Josephus
Josephus was a Jewish historian who was born in either 37 or 38 AD and died some time after 100 AD. He wrote the Jewish Antiquites and in one famous passage described Jesus as a wise man, a doer of wonderful works and calls him the Christ. He also affirmed that Jesus was executed by Pilate and actually rose from the dead!

The four Gospels
The four Gospels are the four accounts of Jesus’ life, which are contained in the New Testament part of the Bible. Historians will tell you that the closer an historical document is written to the time of the events it describes, the generally more reliable it is as a source of information about those events. Matthew’s Gospel account of Jesus’ life is now reckoned to have been written sometime between AD 70 and AD 80. Mark’s Gospel is dated between AD. 50 and AD. 65. Luke’s Gospel is dated in the early AD 60s and John’s Gospel sometime between AD 80 and 100. If Jesus died sometime in the AD 30s, it is clear that Mark, Luke and Matthew wrote their Gospels within living memory of Jesus’ death. John’s Gospel comes later and probably outside of living memory for most as John lived to an unusually old age for the ancient period, but the accuracy of his Gospel was verified no doubt by those who read the earlier Gospels.

Another feature of the Gospels is that they were written by men who either knew Jesus personally, or who knew people who themselves knew Jesus personally. Matthew was a former tax collector who became a disciple of Jesus. Mark was a close associate of Simon Peter, who is regarded as being Jesus’ most prominent disciple whilst Jesus was on the earth. Luke was a close associate of Paul who is the most famous of Christian missionaries and who wrote the largest contribution to the New Testament. Paul, in turn, was a close colleague of Simon Peter. John was the former fisherman who became the closest disciple of Jesus. The accounts of such men need to be considered at least seriously!

[imback]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

The ancient historical record provides examples of writers, philosophers and historians who lived during or not long after the time Jesus is believed to have lived and who testify to the fact that he was a real person.

Cornelius Tacitus
Tacitus lived from A.D. 55 to A.D. 120. He was a Roman historian and has been described as the greatest historian of Rome, noted for his integrity and moral uprightness. His most famous works are the Annals and the Histories. The Annals relate the historical narrative from Augustus’ death in A.D.14 to Nero’s death in A.D. 68. The Histories begin their narrative after Nero’s death and finish with Domitian’s death in A.D. 96. In his section describing Nero’s decision to blame the fire of Rome on the Christians, Tacitus affirms that the founder of Christianity, a man he calls Chrestus (a common misspelling of Christ, which was Jesus’ surname), was executed by Pilate, the procurator of Judea during the reign of the Roman emperor Tiberias. Tacitus was hostile to Christianity because in the same paragraph he describes Christus’ or Christ’s death, he describes Christianity as a pernicious superstition. It would have therefore been in his interests to declare that Jesus had never existed, but he did not, and perhaps he did not because he could not without betraying the historical record.

Lucian of Samosata
Lucian was a Greek satirist of the latter half of the second century. He therefore lived within two hundred years of Jesus. Lucian was hostile to Christianity and openly mocked it. He particularly objected to the fact that Christians worshipped a man. He does not mention Jesus’ name, but the reference to the man Christians worship is a reference to Jesus.

Suetonius
Suetonius was a Roman historian and a court official in Emperor Hadrian’s government. In his Life of Claudius he refers to Claudius expelling Jews from Rome on account of their activities on behalf of a man Suetonius calls Chrestus [another misspelling of Christus or Christ].

Pliny the Younger
Pliny was the Governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor (AD. 112). He was responsible for executing Christians for not worshipping or bowing down to a statue of the emperor Trajan. In a letter to the emperor Trajan, he describes how the people on trial for being Christians would describe how they sang songs to Christ because he was a god.

Thallus and Phlegon
Both were ancient historians and both confirmed the fact that the land went dark when Jesus was crucified. This parallels what the Bible said happened when Jesus died.

Mara Bar-Serapion
Some time after 70 A.D., Mara Bar-Sarapion, who was probably a Stoic philosopher, wrote a letter to his son in which he describes how the Jews executed their King. Claiming to be a king was one of the charges the religious authorities used to scare Pontius Pilate into agreeing to execute Jesus.

Josephus
Josephus was a Jewish historian who was born in either 37 or 38 AD and died some time after 100 AD. He wrote the Jewish Antiquites and in one famous passage described Jesus as a wise man, a doer of wonderful works and calls him the Christ. He also affirmed that Jesus was executed by Pilate and actually rose from the dead!

The four Gospels
The four Gospels are the four accounts of Jesus’ life, which are contained in the New Testament part of the Bible. Historians will tell you that the closer an historical document is written to the time of the events it describes, the generally more reliable it is as a source of information about those events. Matthew’s Gospel account of Jesus’ life is now reckoned to have been written sometime between AD 70 and AD 80. Mark’s Gospel is dated between AD. 50 and AD. 65. Luke’s Gospel is dated in the early AD 60s and John’s Gospel sometime between AD 80 and 100. If Jesus died sometime in the AD 30s, it is clear that Mark, Luke and Matthew wrote their Gospels within living memory of Jesus’ death. John’s Gospel comes later and probably outside of living memory for most as John lived to an unusually old age for the ancient period, but the accuracy of his Gospel was verified no doubt by those who read the earlier Gospels.

Another feature of the Gospels is that they were written by men who either knew Jesus personally, or who knew people who themselves knew Jesus personally. Matthew was a former tax collector who became a disciple of Jesus. Mark was a close associate of Simon Peter, who is regarded as being Jesus’ most prominent disciple whilst Jesus was on the earth. Luke was a close associate of Paul who is the most famous of Christian missionaries and who wrote the largest contribution to the New Testament. Paul, in turn, was a close colleague of Simon Peter. John was the former fisherman who became the closest disciple of Jesus. The accounts of such men need to be considered at least seriously!

Romans and greeks had to record religious bull or their Lords would execute them, you know that there is more than one person called christ or jesus.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

Romans and greeks had to record religious bull or their Lords would execute them

You can't just make stuff up and expect us to buy it.

The people doing the executing back then were trying stop the spread of Christianity.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

Romans and greeks had to record religious bull or their Lords would execute them, you know that there is more than one person called christ or jesus.

Well, I hired a wetback gardener once whose name was Jesus, but i'm not foolish enough to believe a messican cathylick was my savior.

[imback]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

You can't just make stuff up and expect us to buy it.

The people doing the executing back then were trying stop the spread of Christianity.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Obviously someone expects you would(sounds like the bible to me)

[Dearly Beloved]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

You can't just make stuff up and expect us to buy it.

Why not? Isn't that what happens within Christianity?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

Why not? Isn't that what happens within Christianity?

Christianity is based on the literal word of God, the Holy KJV1611 authorized Version of the Bible. Nothing made up about that. If you want to avoid spending eternity in hellfire, then I urge you to read it.

[VictoryOS]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
...George W. Bush

I don't see what's so funny about this quote. Demoncrats are the problem and Godly Republicans are the solution to that problem. Can anyone explain where the joke is in that? Maybe I missed it.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: George W. Bush Is A Genius!!

That is actually a quote from former Vice President Dan Quayle. Many of the quotes attributed to Mr. Bush on that list are from other people.

I find it disgusting that the DEMONcrats have systematically tried to smear Our Godly Commander in Chief by misquoting him, twisting his words, and distorting his statements. You would NEVER see Godly Republicans stooping so low.