[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Help shut down the Smithsonian!

I mentioned gushing robotic vaginas. That wasn't enough of a warning for you?

Indeed, Brother Nobar, I think what you mentioned (which I shall not repeat) was definitely what the Special Snowflakes would call a trigger warning. My husband checked it out for me and strongly advised me to leave the room immediately. Well, I say advised. Instructed is perhaps more accurate.
Sister Handy, you are such a very sensitive soul and I think it's high time we made a concerted effort to find you a husband so that you can avoid these mistakes. I am only sorry that my own boys are still too young for the job.

YiC
Joanna

[handmaiden]

Re: Help shut down the Smithsonian!

Indeed, Brother Nobar, I think what you mentioned (which I shall not repeat) was definitely what the Special Snowflakes would call a trigger warning. My husband checked it out for me and strongly advised me to leave the room immediately. Well, I say advised. Instructed is perhaps more accurate.
Sister Handy, you are such a very sensitive soul and I think it's high time we made a concerted effort to find you a husband so that you can avoid these mistakes. I am only sorry that my own boys are still too young for the job.

YiC
Joanna

Thank you for understanding, Sister Joanna. I really did think that since the Lord had trusted me with one of those--you know, parts, that I could also be trusted to read the article, unscathed, as it were. But you bring up an interesting point. The Lord really hasn't trusted any woman with her--you know, parts And that is why we are required to obey our fathers and husbands. It is they who should in charge of our--you know, parts.

And since their authority clearly supersedes ours in all things, it is their place to suggest that links to those sorts of stories belong in the men's only forum. As a woman, I should not even think about instructing a man in any regard. I 'm not even sure that women should be legally allowed to demonstrate the use of cooking products on television in case a man is watching!


Subserviently Yours,


Handmaiden

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Help shut down the Smithsonian!

And since their authority clearly supersedes ours in all things, it is their place to suggest that links to those sorts of stories belong in the men's only forum.

Sister, I absolutely agree, but we are probably both wrong and so I hesitate to even ask my husband about this. Perhaps we just need to be more sensitive to the subtleties of Brother Nobar's posts?

[handmaiden]

Re: Help shut down the Smithsonian!

Sister, I absolutely agree, but we are probably both wrong and so I hesitate to even ask my husband about this. Perhaps we just need to be more sensitive to the subtleties of Brother Nobar's posts?

You are so right. How could I have been so wrong about being so wrong? Praise Jesus for being so forgiving.


Importunily Yours,


Handmaiden

[Nobar King]

Re: Help shut down the Smithsonian!

Sorry for all the confusion and misunderstanding, I'll try to be a little more clear in the future. Carry on.