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Though I personally would prefer lobbing smart bombs at everybody who isn't American and doesn't want to be like unto an American except in the demonic form of a wetback taking away American jobs -- I realize that practical considerations require most grateful recipients of liberation to have oil. Norway has oil.
I would therefore invite the good men of Landover to consider Norway as a potential beneficiary of an American invasion. I live close to it and know how wicked it is. If you don't know anything about it, you can begin reconnaissance with the leftist lies at Wikipedia, which do contain some smidgens of truth that might be of value to the soldiers of Christ.
Look at this stuff -- Norway is currently the second most highly ranked nation in the UN Human Development Index, an index made up by literacy rate, education level and per capita income, though it had been the highest on the list for the six years between 2001 and 2006.
You can see right there that this regime doesn't deserve to live. A friend of the UN is no friend of Jesus. A high literacy rate suggests that these Norwegians waste a lot of time reading what isn't good for them. The new number one in that index is Iceland -- the country that gave us Björk, a witch ready for deep-frying if there ever was one.
Though I think it is good to invade as many mudslime countries as we possibly can, taking their oil and converting them to Christianity like Ann Coulter suggested before she was censored by false Conservatives -- an invasion of Norway would have many advantages, I think. The mudslimes can't appreciate liberation even when they see it. These overeducated Norwegians would either grok it or be immediately identifiable as subversives to be water-boarded and incarcerated in what remains to us of Cuba until Fidel dies and the boat people of Miami descend upon that atheistic hellhole to reintroduce freedom.
I would therefore invite the good men of Landover to consider Norway as a potential beneficiary of an American invasion. I live close to it and know how wicked it is. If you don't know anything about it, you can begin reconnaissance with the leftist lies at Wikipedia, which do contain some smidgens of truth that might be of value to the soldiers of Christ.
Look at this stuff -- Norway is currently the second most highly ranked nation in the UN Human Development Index, an index made up by literacy rate, education level and per capita income, though it had been the highest on the list for the six years between 2001 and 2006.
You can see right there that this regime doesn't deserve to live. A friend of the UN is no friend of Jesus. A high literacy rate suggests that these Norwegians waste a lot of time reading what isn't good for them. The new number one in that index is Iceland -- the country that gave us Björk, a witch ready for deep-frying if there ever was one.
Though I think it is good to invade as many mudslime countries as we possibly can, taking their oil and converting them to Christianity like Ann Coulter suggested before she was censored by false Conservatives -- an invasion of Norway would have many advantages, I think. The mudslimes can't appreciate liberation even when they see it. These overeducated Norwegians would either grok it or be immediately identifiable as subversives to be water-boarded and incarcerated in what remains to us of Cuba until Fidel dies and the boat people of Miami descend upon that atheistic hellhole to reintroduce freedom.
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