X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • One-eyed Jack
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 1092
    #1

    Troops in Iraq sing carols to Iraqis

    God bless our brave troops! This news item just made me get all teary.

    Baghdad, Iraq, 12-24-2007 (API) Here in this war-torn city the spirit of Christmas has come. American troops continue to carry out anti-insurgent operations but now they do it while singing Christmas carols.

    "Yeah," sergeant Jack Fletcher said, "usually we sing a few carols to the Iraqi detainees after we get them into the transport. If they're gut-shot or vomiting blood we do something soothing like 'Silent Night' or 'What Child Is This', but if they've only got flesh wounds we'll give them a lively number like 'Jingle Bells' or 'Deck the Halls.'"

    When asked if the Muslim Iraqis objected to hearing Christian holy songs, Fletcher said, "Well, if they do then we beat them with rifle butts in between verses. That usually opens them up to the music."

    Yes, it sounds like the spirit of Christmas has come to Iraq.


    God bless our Christian boys!

    ~~ OEJ
    Tags: None
    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Troops in Iraq sing carols to Iraqis

      God Bless America! How can ANY Demoncrat claim that we aren't winning the War on Terror now?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

        Comment

        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2026
          • 15118
          #3
          Re: Troops in Iraq sing carols to Iraqis

          I've sent over some Ham Sandwiches and pork Sausages for "nibbles".

          Our True Christian(tm) compassion has no boundaries

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


            Comment

            • Buford T Scoggins
              Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2007
              • 911
              #4
              Re: Troops in Iraq sing carols to Iraqis

              There is a great Christmas time video which I'd like to send the troops, starring our Godly president - "It's a Blunderful Life:"

              http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/#71463
              yours in Christ,
              Brother Buford

              sigpic

              The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
              - Rush Limbaugh

                Comment

                • lilith
                  Night Hag
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1232
                  #5
                  Re: Troops in Iraq sing carols to Iraqis

                  They sing carols to the poor sods? Haven't they suffered enough?
                  In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

                    Comment

                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748
                      #6
                      Re: Troops in Iraq sing carols to Iraqis

                      This reminds me of the South Park xmas episode where santa goes to Iraq to bring Xmas presents. It's a wonderful idea, but he wasn't very welcome.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

                        Comment

                        Previous template Next
                        Working...