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  • PetitionLady
    Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 883

    #1

    Trip and fall -LOL

    Hillary falls into plane! I just saw this on the news and will try to find a video for it.

    edit:



    http://nation.foxnews.com/culture/2011/01/11/watch-last-step-hillary-falls-getting-plane


    Last edited by PetitionLady; 01-12-2011, 01:16 PM. Reason: add links
    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
    ~Matt. 10:33

    ~~~~~~~
    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"
  • WhySoSerious
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2011
    • 18

    #2
    Re: Trip and fall -LOL

    Aw, she's may have bruised her ego... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: Trip and fall -LOL

      Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
      Hillary falls into plane! I just saw this on the news and will try to find a video for it.

      edit:



      http://nation.foxnews.com/culture/2011/01/11/watch-last-step-hillary-falls-getting-plane


      Now if only she had fallen off of it.

      At 40,000 feet.

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      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        Re: Trip and fall -LOL

        Did she fall, or was she lunging to fellate the man in the plane?
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Trip and fall -LOL

          Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
          Did she fall, or was she lunging to fellate the man in the plane?
          Brother, from what I understand, there is exactly zero percent chance of that being true.


          If you catch my drift.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • A Follower
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 872

            #6
            Re: Trip and fall -LOL

            Was she trying to escape the sniper fire again?
            Leviticus 26:15-16
            And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2241

              #7
              Re: Trip and fall -LOL

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Brother, from what I understand, there is exactly zero percent chance of that being true.


              If you catch my drift.


              Oh,




              my.
              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Trip and fall -LOL

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Brother, from what I understand, there is exactly zero percent chance of that being true.


                If you catch my drift.
                Of course not! She's a married woman, and also involved with The Family.

                She would never consider adultery.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • PetitionLady
                  Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 883

                  #9
                  Re: Trip and fall -LOL

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Brother, from what I understand, there is exactly zero percent chance of that being true.


                  If you catch my drift.
                  Exactly because that "man" wasn't Janet/Johnny Reno.
                  But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                  him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                  ~Matt. 10:33

                  ~~~~~~~
                  Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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