[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

How convenient, you can't say until after the election.

Well, neither can you.

Only I know now and you don't.

[MattyB]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

How convenient, you can't say until after the election.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Who Will Win in November?

Should any Christian (or anyone else for that matter) seriously consider voting for this man? See and hear what Obama says (in his own words) about the Bible...
http://christianityundersiege.blogspot.com

Thank you for that fascinating link. Hussein Obama's words have caused quite a ruckus over here at Landover.

To Hussein's sarcastic inquiry, "Which part of the Bible should we let guide our public policy?" the answer is: Every part of it! Obviously, he focuses on some of the least popular applications of Biblical law, and the suggestion that we should respond to terrorism with love betrays his Muslim education-- it's clear to any Christian with half a brain that President Bush has been divinely charged with the war in Iraq, and he should treat that nation as Joshua treated Jericho.

But Biblical law would be a God-send (pardon the pun) for this nation! Zero-tolerance for adolescent disrespect would put a quick end to gangs and most drug use. Zero-tolerance for sex out of wedlock would end our problems with abortion and poverty. And who amongst our overstretched military wouldn't be overjoyed at the thought of every Sunday off?

[Fogbonnet]

Who Will Win in November?

Should any Christian (or anyone else for that matter) seriously consider voting for this man? See and hear what Obama says (in his own words) about the Bible...

http://christianityundersiege.blogspot.com

[Abu Obama]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

Why was this not the lead story on every newscast and every newspaper worldwide? A terrorist nuclear attack thwarted because of the power of prayer. The suppression of this amazing fact is just another example of the ongoing conspiracy to discredit True Christians. Why does everybody think we're a big joke?

Pat Robertson is one of our many enemies. His crusaders stopped us once by summoning their Jinn of Shaitan, but they will not stop us from destroying the Great Satan again!!!!




If Obama can wipe out all the security, this will be as easy as pie! Brother Obama 08'!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

I wish I could share your joy, Brother. I do, however, have this nagging suspicion at the pit of my stomach that, come November, we may find that George W. Bush may no longer be America's (and God's) chosen to lead us into the new Millennium

Don't be disheartened, Dr. Ville. Remember the Book of Judges--every time God sold the Israelites into slavery (well, technically, he only sold them into slavery twice in Judges, the other four times were a gift), he brought forth a champion to redeem their freedom.

I am sure that God will bring forth leaders to keep America strong, and Pastor Deacon Fred has given us a pretty good idea where we can find them:

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

I can't wait for Election Day!

BRING IT ON!!

I wish I could share your joy, Brother. I do, however, have this nagging suspicion at the pit of my stomach that, come November, we may find that George W. Bush may no longer be America's (and God's) chosen to lead us into the new Millennium Granted he has given us his best years, spent countless hours presumably praying on his several months worth of vacations in Texas and doing his best to fight terrorism both abroad and right in our own Halls of Congress. Despite this, I feel that America will spit in his face and show him the door after 8 short years of prosperity. It is a truly saddening day when good shall be called evil (GW and evil shall be called good (B. Hussein Osama)

20Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

But I shall put on the armor of God and pray that the Lord protect us True Christians(tm) despite what may happen in November. Once we don't have a sleeper a vigilant Protector in the Oval Office, Lord knows what will happen to our government-funded abstinence-only education, faith-based initiatives and our lobbies for giant 15' crosses on all publicly owned-land Indeed it is a sad day for America.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

I can't wait for Election Day!

BRING IT ON!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

I thought you were "Saved," and that meant you could do whatever you wanted and still go to heaven.

Yes, because all he wants to do is obey Jesus! If, like you, he wanted to interfere with little boys, then he would not be Truly Saved(r)!

[Deaner]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

Robertson also noted that one especially horrible prediction he made last year - that a terrorist act, possibly involving a nuclear weapon, would result in a mass killing in the United States - did not come to pass.

"All I can think is that somehow the people of God prayed and God in his mercy spared us," Robertson said.

Why was this not the lead story on every newscast and every newspaper worldwide? A terrorist nuclear attack thwarted because of the power of prayer. The suppression of this amazing fact is just another example of the ongoing conspiracy to discredit True Christians. Why does everybody think we're a big joke?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

I'm sorry but we're not allowed to discuss the details of this information with anyone.

Jesus made Pastor Robertson and I promise.

I thought you were "Saved," and that meant you could do whatever you wanted and still go to heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

Why would he look with horror, unless it means . . . Billary Klingon, or Barack Osama, or Rudely Jewliani?!

I'm sorry but we're not allowed to discuss the details of this information with anyone.

Jesus made Pastor Robertson and I promise.

[JennyD]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

"I'll just keep that to myself and look with horror at what may be happening," he said with a laugh. "I know, but God asked me to keep things quiet until November."

Why would he look with horror, unless it means . . . Billary Klingon, or Barack Osama, or Rudely Jewliani?!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

You said he was "Unsaved Trash" when he endorsed Guliani.

I have it on good authority that Pat Robertson only endorsed Giuliani so that he could preach the Word to the Jew/Catholic ex-mayor of NYC, and to torpedo the campaign if Guiliani refused to renounce sin. Given his strong stance on US security and lowering taxes, if Guiliani had recanted his adulterous, pro-gay, anti-choice, Catholic ways, he would have made a powerful candidate for the Lord, so it was worth a shot. Unfortunately, though, Rudy chose Baal over God, and now he is paying the price.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: God Tells Pat Robertson (And ME) Who Will Win in November!

Praise Jesus!! Brother Pat Robertson and I shake our heads and laugh in horror at what may be happening. What a wonderful thing, to have such a personal relationship with the Lord, that He would bestow such vital information upon us (Pastor Robertson and I). Too bad for all of you, God made us promise not to tell until after the "election" is over in November.



I wonder if any of my fellow True Christians™ might have been contacted by God and let in on some of these secrets. Glory!!

You said he was "Unsaved Trash" when he endorsed Guliani.

I hope he's seen the light and switched his choice!