[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Jesus Christ says: SMOKING is NOT Bad For Your Health!

Blaugh, no thank you, I got sick when I was little from being around my dad who smoked, and I promised myself I will NEVER try it, I can't stand the smell, it plugs up my noes and makes it hard for me to breath

You are describing an "allergic reaction" which is a type of acquired psychosomatic response typically adopted by attention whores as a "look-at-me" mechanism.
Also called "showing off"
The history you've given reveals much. But (like all neurological disorders (sic) - this particular one involves acetylcholine and histamine) the active agent is really Satan. Which in your case is hardly surprising.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jesus Christ says: SMOKING is NOT Bad For Your Health!

Really...'poop-for-brains' what are you? 5 years old? Anyway, I'm staying here for a long time. No matter how much you pray to god. People are here for a reason.

Of course, and God brought you here so you could learn about Him and give up your perverted, wicked, baby-eating ways.

Wouldn't you like to join us in Heaven, instead of being cast into God's Lake of Fire to be burned alive for all eternity?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Jesus Christ says: SMOKING is NOT Bad For Your Health!

AMEN! If God thought tobacco was bad, He would've said so in the Bible.

Many of us True Christians™ have our own particular favorite way of smoking. Pastor Zeke and Old Man Hatchet like to relax by taking some puffs off a pipe. I can usually be seen lighting up a nice Cuban after Sunday Services. Lycia never goes anywhere without her Marlboro Light 100s. And Vavoline Johnson's nephew, DeShawn smokes those grape-flavored "swisher sweets" or whatever they're called.

[Ksevio]

Re: Jesus Christ says: SMOKING is NOT Bad For Your Health!

Buying Cuban cigars supports communism.

Commies.

[false god]

Re: Jesus Christ says: SMOKING is NOT Bad For Your Health!

Brother Cranky, I am ashamed to admit that I was duped into giving up tobacco several years ago. I allowed my heathen coworkers and various non-Fox stations (subsequently blocked, by the way) to cloud my judgment.



But, after reading your brilliantly-researched investigative post, I went across the street and bought a carton of Marlboros, and I am now happily smoking my first cigarette in 12 years!!!



In order to properly introduce my 4 children to the wonders of this God-given plant, I am having them sit right next to me as I vigorously blow plumes of sweet, sweet tobacco smoke in their direction. They seem to be enjoying it, as they are waving their hands about in praise!



Sadly, because of lieberal secular laws I cannot allow them to participate for several more years, but when the time comes, they will all be receiving cartons of their own.

YiC,

The Vicar

well when your children die of lung cancer i hope you feel good because god wont give a shit!!!

[Brother Helge]

Re: Jesus Christ says: SMOKING is NOT Bad For Your Health!

Nipple!

Please remove this hideous picture from this forum.