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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6570
    #1

    Jew Hempshire: state of racists and antiChrists!

    UNBELIEVABLE! It used to be New Hamspire, the granite state. Now it's Jew Hempshire, the granola state, who, in a fit of spiteful racism, voted for babykilling bulldyke Hellhairy C***ton, and that brown-baby-spawning shell-shocked psycho McCain!

    New Hampshire is no longer part of the USA! GOOD RIDDANCE.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414
      #2
      Re: Jew Hempshire: state of racists and antiChrists!

      I spent a good part of the night in tears until my husband, Mr. Whitford, smacked me and told me to shut up and go to my prayer closet. Of course! This is why the man is the head of the household, ladies. All my sniffling and sobbing wasn't going to solve anything, but prayer on the other hand can move mountains! Prayer can help the only contender who is truly qualified to be president win the rest of the primaries from now on. Prayer WILL help get Mr. Mike Huckabee the Republican Party nomination for President of the United States!
      But until then, a reliable source told me that Jew Hempshire has been working on acquiring nuclear capabilities. Perhaps it's time for a little regime change there. It's worked in Iraq, now a flourishing democracy, it surely can work in a tiny state full of wishy-washy lieberals.
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        • Duvenoy
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          Forum Member
          • Jan 2008
          • 25
          #3
          Re: Jew Hempshire: state of racists and antiChrists!

          It was a terrible night! I too, stayed up and kept track of it, and it was such a disaster that It gave me a dose of the flu. This caused me to break out the flu medicine and as a result, I'm sicker than ever this morning. We should just pack Jew Hampshire off to Godless Canada and have done with it! Maybe we can trade it to Newfoundland for some baby seals. That way the alledged state will at least be worth something.

          doov
          "They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." Mark 16

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            • Dukie
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              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 36
              #4
              Re: Jew Hempshire: state of racists and antiChrists!

              Friends, why the long face? If anything, this proves that God is watching over the Republican party. Hellery is the easiest Demoncrat to beat for the GOP, and the Magic Negro will be the hardest. This was an unbelievable comeback for the Republicans, and it means that God will assure that we'll win in November.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Jew Hempshire: state of racists and antiChrists!

                  Heavens knows what crazyness will come out of Michigan. I hope this isn't just 'American Idol' all over again.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Dr. Zaius
                      Member of Landover Zoological Society
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 249
                      #6
                      Re: Jew Hempshire: state of racists and antiChrists!

                      Michigan was smart. They broke the rules, now they don't have to go to the national convention and waste their time. Since the president is already predetermined, having these conventions is just an expensive vacation, where legislators try to justify their salaries, and citizens try to pretend that they have anything to do with the process.

                      VIENNA, Va. - Democratic leaders voted Saturday to strip Michigan of all its delegates to the national convention next year as punishment for scheduling an early presidential primary in violation of party rules.Michigan, with 156 delegates, has scheduled a Jan. 15 primary. Democratic Party rules prohibit states other than Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada and South Carolina from holding nominating contests before Feb. 5.
                      Florida was hit with a similar penalty in August for scheduling a Jan. 29 primary.
                      Alexis Herman, right, co-chair of the Democratic National Committee Rules and Bylaws Committee, leads discussions, Saturday, with co-chair James Roosevelt, center and staff member Phil McNamarawith, to censure Michigan's delegates:
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                        • Seeker
                          Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 966
                          #7
                          Re: Jew Hempshire: state of racists and antiChrists!

                          Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                          UNBELIEVABLE! It used to be New Hamspire, the granite state. Now it's Jew Hempshire, the granola state, who, in a fit of spiteful racism, voted for babykilling bulldyke Hellhairy C***ton, and that brown-baby-spawning shell-shocked psycho McCain!

                          New Hampshire is no longer part of the USA! GOOD RIDDANCE.


                          There, there, don't cry. McCain aint gonna last.

                          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                            • Brother Temperance
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                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621
                              #8
                              Re: Jew Hempshire: state of racists and antiChrists!

                              Originally posted by Dukie View Post
                              Friends, why the long face? If anything, this proves that God is watching over the Republican party. Hellery is the easiest Demoncrat to beat for the GOP, and the Magic Negro will be the hardest.
                              Godly point. When it comes to beatings, there's few things harder than a magic negro.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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