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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    False Baptists Name Satan "Baptist of the Year"

    Yes, Brothers and sisters in Christ, there are demon worshipers out there who call themselves "Baptists" and give Landover a bad name. THIS is an excellent example of what I mean.

    Al Gore Named 'Baptist of the Year'

    Former Vice President Al Gore has been named "Baptist of the Year" by EthicsDaily.com, the Web site of the Baptist Center for Ethics.

    "He has pressed for the global good with a compelling message about the danger of climate change and a clear call for moral responsibility, knitting together science and faith, reason and passion," wrote Robert Parham, the center's executive director, in an announcement of Gore's selection.

    "He has refused to be distracted by the character-assassins, the fear-mongers, the science-deniers and the merchants of short-term gain. He has remained faithful to his mission of protecting the earth and its inhabitants."

    The Baptist Center for Ethics, based in Nashville, Tenn., was founded in 1991 and is supported by moderate Baptist groups.

    Parham noted that Gore's fellow Baptists have not always supported the vice president's efforts.

    "Regrettably no Baptist has received less applause from Baptists than Gore, a shameful but not unexpected reality from a people snarled in religious fear, suspicious of science and stuck in the rut of spiritualized reading of the Bible," Parham wrote.
    I want to go on record RIGHT NOW as saying that Al gore is NOT a True Christian™, and any suggestion that he is will be met with that harshest retribution that Jesus and our team of high-priced joo lawyers can dish out.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Dr. Zaius
    Member of Landover Zoological Society
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 249

    #2
    Re: False Baptists Name Satan "Baptist of the Year"

    Someone needs to contact this Parham guy. He has a poor perception of the quality of people that call themselves Baptists.

    "Regrettably no Baptist has received less applause from Baptists than Gore, a shameful but not unexpected reality from a people snarled in religious fear, suspicious of science and stuck in the rut of spiritualized reading of the Bible," Parham wrote.
    They way he puts it, I'm surprised they went out of their way to come up with a prize like 'Baptist of the Year'.
    Ack!

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    • Seeker
      Thank you Pastor Pistle!
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2007
      • 966

      #3
      Re: False Baptists Name Satan "Baptist of the Year"

      I thought it was a sin for a Baptist to be into Global Warming?

      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: False Baptists Name Satan "Baptist of the Year"

        Originally posted by Seeker View Post
        I thought it was a sin for a Baptist to be into Global Warming?
        The only "Global Warming" he's gonna get is when he's writhing in the pits of Hell.
        Jesus doesn't take kindly to false Christians who go around in Hybrid Cars and ride Bicycles.
        If Jesus didn't want us to pollute he wouldn't have given us Oil.
        Praise Him

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: False Baptists Name Satan "Baptist of the Year"

          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
          The only "Global Warming" he's gonna get is when he's writhing in the pits of Hell.
          Jesus doesn't take kindly to false Christians who go around in Hybrid Cars and ride Bicycles.
          If Jesus didn't want us to pollute he wouldn't have given us Oil.
          Praise Him
          PRAISE Sister!!!!!

          And the only "carbon foot print" he is going to get is the foot print JESUS will leave kicking on his arse while drop licking him out of HEAVEN and down the firey pits of Hell!


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