[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marriage

I want to lick his nasty shoes.

Don't beg. I've already said you aren't fit.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marriage

And you aren't fit to lick his patent leather shoes.

I want to lick his nasty shoes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marriage

Newt doesn't have a "deeper commitment" - he's just a man-ho.

And you aren't fit to lick his patent leather shoes.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marriage

Newt doesn't have a "deeper commitment" - he's just a man-ho.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marriage

Julia is from Georgia but she doesn't shave her armpits (and she has tattoos on her bottom). How would that go over?

Sister Roberta--I had no idea. Just terrible. Are there other candidates?

[Roberta]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marriage

It still hurts to think how close Newt was to catching the gold ring.

I think his current wife made a good effort to get him votes but she was not a good match for primary voters.

Newt is open to suggestions as to which of the many ladies who are crazy for him would be the best convention wife. I think she would have to be movie star quality--perhaps an actual movie star like Julia Roberts.

Julia is from Georgia but she doesn't shave her armpits (and she has tattoos on her bottom). How would that go over?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marriage

It still hurts to think how close Newt was to catching the gold ring.

I think his current wife made a good effort to get him votes but she was not a good match for primary voters.

Newt is open to suggestions as to which of the many ladies who are crazy for him would be the best convention wife. I think she would have to be movie star quality--perhaps an actual movie star like Julia Roberts.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marriage

I'm just worried that if Gingrich were elected President he would eventually leave America for a younger and more attractive nation.

Don't worry, Brother!

There's no chance Newt the Adulterer or any Catholic God-mocker will get elected President.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marriage

I'm just worried that if Gingrich were elected President he would eventually leave America for a younger and more attractive nation.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marriage

Newt Gingrich is not a serial divorcee, as a Republican he believes that everything should be run like a business. True to his word, he runs his family like a business. It's not divorce, it's outsourcing.

[HTannor]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marri

Thank you, my Brothers. It is quite gratifying to see that you fully support the legal advice I gave to Newt.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marri

I don't expect the general public to understand this because it is a little over their heads.

But, when a man ends up with a bad wife, God provides a solution. It is divorce.

Brother Newt has simply accepted God's solution and moved on. In this way, he is a special person that God is using for a noble purpose, leadership.

JJH

Brother Newts were for The Higher Cause.

There were absolutely NOT

• The act of the some Hellywood type CaliFORnicator looking to bag another trophy wife to enhance his career.
• The act of some Fem-Nazi looking to publicly humiliate her husband to punish him for being male.
• The act of some magic underpants wearing Mormon practicing the FALSE doctrine of serial polygamy.
• The act of some girly man unable to control his wife like God orders him to.
• The act of some homosexual trying to pervert the institution of marriage by rejecting his God given wife for butt sex.

Newt's divorces were done for values reasons, not for his own personal, selfish gain like the examples above. That is why Newt is a good man for the presidency.

PS You don't see Newt parading around in public with his children like Obama.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marri

I don't expect the general public to understand this because it is a little over their heads.

But, when a man ends up with a bad wife, God provides a solution. It is divorce.

Brother Newt has simply accepted God's solution and moved on. In this way, he is a special person that God is using for a noble purpose, leadership.

JJH

[HTannor]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marri

It’s not commonly known, but my name and number have been on the Newtster’s speed dial for quite some time. (I coined that nickname myself one time when he and I were having a couple of cold ones and I’m the only one he allows to use it.)


A number of years ago he was seeking some legal advice on how best to get rid of his then current wife. You know, the one faking an illness. Seems she had gotten old and frigid and refused him his manly rights. She realized the “headache” excuse was getting a bit thin, so she found some quack doctor to fake a diagnosis.


Newt caught wind of the subterfuge and started looking for some legal advice. He called my alma mater, the LaSalle Correspondence School and asked for a recommendation. To make a long story short, Newt and I linked up, and the rest is history.


Over the years he has contacted me a number of times for legal advice. I’ve counseled him on avoiding the advances of certain females. He is still thanking me for giving him the lowdown on Sharron Angle and Christine O’Donnell. I had my suspicions that Angle was really a closet liberal and O’Donnell was a flake – granted, cute, but a bit “witchy” – if you get my drift. Both of them were stealth candidates that hoodwinked their respective Tea Party chapters.



Not wanting to divulge all the details, I also dissuaded him from accepting the advances of a certain Minnesota congresswoman ( already married, and that could have gotten messy) and a certain someone from a state known for its bitterly cold climate (Newt doesn’t like camping and abhors moose meat).


He will be thrilled to hear that the Brothers here are fully in support of him. I’ll give him a call later today.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brother Newt explains there are deeper commitments than marri

Newt Gingrich has always been a virile Christian man, and it is easy to see how he would attract women. Jesus gives us all challenges in our lives to see if we are up to them. Sadly, Newt has fallen to the temptations of Satan and converted to a ring kissing papist. We still pray for him, but it is difficult when one of our own becomes a cathylick.

Brother, we've been over this before - Newt Gingrich conversion is just a youthful indiscretion like Bush being a Methodist. Jesus forgives Newt. This is not like he is a secret Muslim and pretending to be a Christian in public or something.